(A:N) So first chapter didn't really intrigue anyone, so I decided to release second chapter already
I just gotta inform you, that when I write - "well…" Sasuke said – it is the mental Sasuke inside Naruto's body and vice versa. Just because it can be REALLY confusing even for me during long conversations, and this was the easiest way to solve it :p (I like it easy)
DISCLAIMER: I don't OWN Naruto, I'm just borrowing him in undefined time!
WARNINGS: Swearing, so be cautious, your ears might fall of!
-Sasuke POV-
The two boys didn't move for quite a while. They just kept staring at their own bodies, or in this case the others body. This had to be the strangest thing they had ever tried so far.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Sasuke aka Naruto broke the silence with a barely hearable whisper. Naruto aka Sasuke shook his head, having difficulty believing this was real.
Naruto slowly went closer, watching his own body standing still. Finally they were standing in front of each other.
"What the fuck just happened?" whispered Naruto again. Sasuke sighed, talking for the first time.
"How the hell should I know dobe?" Naruto scowled and turned away from him with a huff. Sasuke cringed inside when he saw his body act so childish.
After a few seconds, Naruto turned his head to look over his shoulder and asked: "What do we do?"
Sasuke started pacing around while thinking about their options. Option 1) Tell someone, be called crazy, and get locked up if we dared to insist. Option 2) Tell a few and get more help to get this solved, but increasing the risk of someone hearing about it, call us crazy and lock us up. Option 3) …act
When he reached his conclusion he almost dropped his face. Naruto saw Sasukes worries face and asked: "What? What? Tell me Teme!"
"I think we have to…to…play each other…just until we figure this out, so can solve it on our own."
"NANI? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Naruto yelled throwing himself to the ground and started rolling around.
Sasuke started planning his revenge and KILL Naruto for dirtying his cloths, ruining his hair and making him look like a complete IDIOT, but he had to do it WITHOUT harming his own body. He deadpanned in side; there was no way he could manage that.
Sasuke bit his TOUNGE in order to keep from hitting Naruto, and damaging himself.
"Well dobe, Do you have a better idea? Because I'd love to hear it!"
"Well I'm not the one who usually makes the plans. HELLO. How am I supposed to figure out that kind of stuff?" Sasuke growled at Naruto's replay.
"You might just TRY and use your brain, for once. Maybe you'd be surprised. Hell, I'd be surprised if the damn thing even WORKS!" Naruto glared at Sasuke.
Okay so this was turning ugly, and they were getting no where in figuring out what to do. Sasuke sighed.
"Look, this all depends on how quickly we figure this out, what else to do, is just a bit more complicated. But here are some of the options: we disappear for a while, and when we return we just say we were trapped in a cave or some shit, but that means we will have to spend ALL our time together. Out here" Naruto cringed his nose in disagreement, and Sasuke went on "thought so, then we HAVE to switch places. Because I don't know about you, but I don't feel like telling the old hag, we ruined a temple containing some sort body-swapping jutsu art and let her do the job, AFTER she's done kicking our asses into pieces" Naruto's eyes widened at the thought of having to stand up and eat ramen for a whole week, not being able to sit down.
"Alright, alright we switch places. But mind you, I only do this for the safety of my ass …literally" Naruto sighed unhappy. Sasuke couldn't help but smirk at that statement, but Naruto didn't notice.
"Okay, but we will also need to act like each other, got that dobe?" Sasuke said hoping to Kami-sama that Naruto could take this serious enough to NOT make a fool out of him.
"TEME, don't call me dobe" …Maybe this is not such a good idea. Sasuke thought.
But then something in Narutos, uhm Sasukes, face changed. It changed to an evil look, and Sasuke started to feel nervous.
"I just realized something. From now on YOU are the one who will be called a dobe. AND you will have to get worked up about it every time. AND you will have to smile all the time. AND you'll have to eat Ramen too. And you'll…" and he continued on with a long list of very characteristic Naruto-things. Sasuke could feel his heart sink with every word coming out, in reality, his own mouth.
This was going to kill him.
But then he also remembered some things.
"Well in return, you won't be able to eat Ramen at all Naruto. AND you can not by any chance smile. AND you'll have to actually shower" Sasuke triumphed until he noticed that Naruto didn't seem very affected by his words.
"You don't understand Sasuke, I don't have anything to loose. If you don't do these things who'd care? But if YOU started doing these things, you'd loose a lot" as Naruto talked he looked more like Sasuke then ever before. Not a single emotion showed on his face.
Sasuke could feel something was wrong. Yes he was afraid Naruto would ruin his life with this curse, but something in the way Naruto talked about this, told him he had thought about this before.
"Naruto?" Naruto's head perked up at the mention of his name.
"Who do you call Naruto, dobe? And don't you worry, your life will be safe and sound, when I'm around" Sasuke didn't know weather to sweat drop or feel relieved. That fact Naruto had said it all in a bored voice that only he himself could do better, was calming. But did he have to make that last part RYHME?
There was a silence for a while as they looked at each other. They looked at their own pair of eyes, which they had never seen in this way before. Hell, who had?
"Ano, we should be heading back to the village." Naruto said turning towards east, and started walking out of the ruined temple.
"Hai, demo…Konoha is in that direction" Sasuke said and pointed towards west. Naruto stopped dead in his tracks. He turned around, his cheeks burning red with embarrassment, and hurriedly walked past a smirking Sasuke.
"I knew that dobe" Naruto called over his shoulder. "I was just testing you"
"Of course, the great Uchiha is always right." Sasuke kept smirking.
After they had walked for a while, Naruto silently raised an eyebrow, and Sasuke noticed.
"What?" Naruto gave him a short glance, before focusing on the road again.
"I was just thinking"
"You can actually do that?" Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Shut up dobe" Naruto said, putting extra weight on the word dobe. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Well teme spit it out. What were you supposedly thinking of"
"Kakashi never showed up at training today. If he had, he would have followed us here for sure and meddled" Sasuke raised an eyebrow himself. Even though he hated to admit it, the dobe was on to something.
-All-knowing POV-
While the two boys were busy thinking about where their sensei were at, they didn't notice a dark silhouette stand up from its hiding place in the bushes close to the ruins. The mans spiky gray hair fell on his face annoyingly, and he removed it with his hand, as he smirked under his mask.
This is going to be interesting the man thought following the two boys to the village.
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Hope you enjoyed, see you around for next chapter
