Chapter 2: Cooking books?
"Oooo" he squealed excitedly as he carelessly ripped open the envelope.
He pulled out a suss looking catalogue, obviously wizarding, as the raunchy pictures were moving.
"I didn't think this would come for another month!" He said looking over the pictures and smirking.
"Hey Dad what's that?" Draco asked waltzing into the room trying to glance at the pictures that interested his father so much.
"Ummm…N-nothing son it's a simple … COOK BOOK!" Lucius said shoving the magazine under his cloak. Draco nodded,
"Can't wait for some yummy recipes Father" Draco smiled innocently rubbing his stomach.
His father shifted nervously in his seat making sure the "cooking magazine" was still hidden under his cloak.
'I don't think my son needs to know about my... secret affairs yet.' He thought to himself watching his son looking through the rest of the mail.
Draco look satisfied as he put down the large pile of mail and started to walk back to his room. Just before he closed the kitchen door he looked back at his father.
"Oh by the way dad, there was another letter for you from your gay porn club," He smirked and closed the door.
His fathers face turned white with shock and he curled up into a ball on the floor.
Draco walked into his room with a sense of achievement; he jumped on his bed in a sort of sleep over club motion.
"Hehe, gay. I feel like milk and cookies, I might go and see Professor McGonagall" Draco told him self. shifty eyes
"10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, ready or not here I come!" Umbridge yelled into an empty corridor, as she did J. K. Rowling walked past.
"Urm what do you think your doing? Your supposed to be getting bottox in 5 minutes, you can't be playing hide n seek!" J.K stated.
"Don't worry I don't plan on finding him, he was just so annoying!" Umbridge confessed.
"Oh, ok that's cool with me, wanna go get some peaches?" J.K asked casually.
"Sure" Umbridge replied and they walked off to the shop.
