THIS PARODY DOES CONTAIN DRUGS (hence the title) SO JUST…WELL, DON'T EVER DO DRUGS. THIS PARODY WAS MADE FOR COMICAL PURPOSES ONLY. AHEM, NOW, ENJOY.


Anna: Elsa?
(Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock)
Do you want to build a meth lab?
Come on, let's do some drugs.
I promise you will end up screwed,
You won't want to eat food,
Because you're all fucked up.

You and meth will be best buddies.
Why won't you just
Understand?

Do you want to build a meth lab?
It doesn't have to be a meth lab…

Elsa: I'M CALLING THE COPS!

Anna: Oh crap, bye…

~A few days later~

Anna: (knocks) Do you want to build a meth lab?
Or drive our car into a wall?
We can go to public bathrooms,
And perv at strangers from looking over the stalls!

"Hang in there, Jane."
"DAFUQ?!"

It gets a little scary,
Almost getting caught,
By the cops every time!
(Police siren)
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

~A few weeks later~

Anna: (knocks) Elsa? Please, I know you're in there.
Why did you take my drugs?
I've been looking for them everywhere,
I'm not addicted - I swear.

Me and meth only have each other,
It's just it and me.
Give me another chance?

…Do you want to build…a snowman?