A.U. Hi, guys, I am writing again! Two in two days, I think that's a record! I recommend you all to go and read PikaNAW's The Seven's Favourite Song's. Well, here it is.

Disclaimer: As much as I'd like to say it, I don't own HoO

Call Me Maybe parody

Leo: I made a ship just to sail

Piper: I hate my mom, can't you tell?

Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl

Annabeth: I missed you Seaweed Brain!

Frank: My life depends on a stick

Hazel: I stood on a pile of schist

Jason: I keep getting hit on the head

Coach Hedge: But you're still cupcakes

Leo: My bike was rollin', get back, nymphs are comin'

Piper: Charmspeak, all the monsters

Percy: Annabeth might need some saving!

Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus

Percy: Hey I just killed you, and this is crazy

Leo: Destroy Argo II, go to Tartarus

Nico: It's hard to breathe right, somebody save me

Hazel: We must save Nico, he's my brother!

Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End

Leo: Hey I just met you, and I am crazy

Jason: My dad's Jupiter, and my memory's hazy

Annabeth: And all the spiders are, trying to chase me

Gaia: I'll awake from slumber... You can't escape me

Annabeth: My death, I tried to stall

Percy: But then we had a LONG fall.

Jason: I couldn't help them at all

Nico: Tartarus is a really dark place

Hazel: I gave my soul for all this

Hazel: I make diamonds appear just like this

Frank: Leo saved us with his one wish

Leo: There was no other way...

Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus

Percy: Hey I just killed you, and this is crazy

Leo: Destroy Argo II, go to Tartarus

Nico: It's hard to breathe right, somebody save me

Hazel: We must save Nico, he's my brother!

Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End Chorus End

Percy: Before I came to camp, my life was SO bad

Percy: My life was SO bad

Percy: My life was SO SO bad

Annabeth: When Percy disappeared from my life

Annabeth: It was SO bad

Annabeth: Percy should know that

Annabeth: I missed him SO SO bad

A.N. Thank you to crbotta for following and favouriting my songs and to Commander McShizzle for reviewing my story.