Neko-kun is back~ Nobody has reviewed … yes I know I'm impatient; it's only been a day! I just decided to continue writing. I'm still not sure about pairings. REVIEW! O;
Disclaimer: No characters in this story are copyrighted, published, and/or belong to me. All characters are from the anime and manga series, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden.
Pairings: I don't know what pairings this will be. Someone tell me! Anything but NaruSaku, and I would prefer a yaoi pairing but whatever you want!
Rating: M for later chapters and foul language. AU. Oh and yaoi, most likely.
Ring. Ring. Ring. Hey it's this dream again. Ring. Ring. Ring. Shut up dream! Ring. Ring. Ring. Hey … this is like that dream when I was almost late for the – LATE?
Naruto Uzumaki finally woke up for his first day at the Tokyo Institute. He wasn't having the greatest start as he was already nearly late for class.
'Shit. I'm late for class,' thought Naruto has he examined the dorm whilst attempting to tug his pants on. He noticed another bed. 'Hm. Must be my person.'
It had already been fifteen minutes and Naruto still hasn't found his classroom. "Damn it!" yelled Naruto, "Why does this damn school have to be so complicated!"
"Maa maa, I think it might just be you. Stop yelling in the halls."
'Oh shit is that a teacher? Fuck. First I'm getting late and now a teacher?' Naruto slowly turned around with a look of fear on his face. "Heh. Uh. Er. Sorry." The only weird thing that happened when he turned around was what he saw: a man with a mask over his face and silver hair. He didn't look too old, more like someone who went to this school.
"It's ok. Let me guess, you're lost."
"Heh. Yeah." Naruto was nervous by now, not because he still thought the man was a teacher, but because of how damn hot the dude looked. Damn.
"I guess a little sissy looking boy like you would get lost."
"WHAT?"
"Stop screaming." Kakashi was wondering why this cute kid was screaming. 'Wait what? This kid is NOT cute." Kakashi was a teacher after all; he was in no place to judge how cute and hot this kid was. "Don't worry, I'll bring you to where you're going."
"Kakashi-sensei's class …"
'EHHH? The annoying kid is in MY class?' Kakashi reluctantly brought the lost, oblivious seventeen year old to his, Kakashi-sensei's that is, room.
"Are you going to be in here too?" thought Naruto. 'Yeah, and this bitch was being all arrogant and calling me a sissy earlier. I guess you're the one who's failing.'
"Yeah."
"Now who's the sissy, huh?" Naruto sat down and watched as the annoying, rude silver-haired man walked to the teacher's desk and sat down. 'Wait. Teacher's DESK? Oh shit this dude IS Kakashi-sensei.'
"Ohayou class."
"Ohayou Kakashi-sensei."
Naruto looked around, examining the vast room. He saw a bunch of people, fat, thin, hot, ugly, cute, mature, Sasuke – SASUKE? Naruto was definitely running into way too many surprises today.
"Okay class. We already know each other, as there were most likely introductions in here before I arrived," Kakashi said as he examined all the students with one piercing eye, "We will be working in groups today. I have already organized all your groups. Wait for me to call your names."
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"Sensei?" asked the confused Naruto.
"Hai."
"Why have I not been called?" Naruto wasn't called to be put into one of the two people groups. It was … annoying. He thought Kakashi must've done it on purpose.
"Oh. Ahh yes, there is an uneven amount of people in here. I think I'll pair you with my assistant here, Gaara."
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"Ahh. That class was so boring, right Sasuke?"
"Hai. I can't believe I had to work with that Sakura girl, so annoying."
The class had actually gone rather well, and Gaara was an enjoyable – and hot – guy. 'Damn. Too bad Gaara is an assistant,' thought Naruto. Naruto was wrong though, because he was in for another surprise. Speaking of surprises, Naruto was still wondering about Sasuke.
"Oi Sasuke."
"Hm?"
"You DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE COMING HERE! D:"
Sasuke was going to answer, but the blondie kept ranting. "I told you. You just didn't notice."
"Oh. Kbye!"
Naruto walked into his dorm room. When Naruto dropped himself onto the bed, after all the classes of the day, he looked to his left to see if his dorm mate was there. He was. His dorm mate, a guy, yes a guy, had raven hair, a gloomy black and blue choice of clothing, and duck butt's hair. 'That reminds me of Sasuke. Haha.'
The SasukelikepersonwhoNarutodidn'tknowyet turned around. The problem was, it wasn't a SasukelikepersonwhoNarutodidn'tknowyet; it was Sasuke.
"WHUTTT? WHY ARE YOU IN HEREE?"
"I've been here since yesterday, dobe. You were just too idiotic to notice." Sasuke was arrogant as always of course. 'This kid loves being stupid,' was the only thing he thought.
"Shut up teme. I'm going to find something to do."
"Like I care. Kbye."
Naruto began to walk down the hall, not knowing he was waiting for another surprise. [Yeah I know I'm getting repetitive about the surprise things. This is why I need reviews .]
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"Oh look a library," said the nowextremelysuperbored Naruto.
Naruto walked in, only to find Kakashi-sensei sitting there reading a book. Naruto peeked over his shoulder and looked at the bo –
"EwYoUpErVeRtWtFiStHis?" Naruto immediately left after that. He began to wonder why he had two perverted teachers, especially at the best arts school in Japan. Naruto walked around the school for a little over another hour until he ran into Sai.
"Hi," said the extremelysuperboredstill Naruto.
"Hey. What's a cute dickless boy like you doing here? ^-^" said the pale, black haired, slim dude named 'Sai'.
"You … WHAT?" It was another masculinity insult. Naruto knew he could be cute sometimes, but not to this point, right?
"What? Do you need me to check?" Sai said as he slowly approached Naruto.
Sai suddenly pushed Naruto against the wall and whispered into his ear, "I think you do …" He began licking down Naruto's neck while holding him against the wall, being a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kune Do, Wing Chun, and Xiao Lin kung fu. Naruto was now yelling – like a sissy.
'Shit, what was that scream Naruto? Never mind, I need help. Fuck!' Naruto was in the worst situation and day possible. First he gets a late class, then two pervy teachers, and now a molester?
"Oi. You there. Stop," said a certain, hot, red-haired, red-clothed, sexy teacher's assistant that Naruto knew as Gaara.
"Ehh? Okay," said Sai as he quickly retreated.
Gaara came over and caressed Naruto's neck and cheek, asking him if he was well. He continued to speak while Naruto was staring, at Gaara. 'What the hell are these feelings? This is getting weird.'
"What do you think you're doing Gaara. You are not a student."
"Oh. Principal Tsunade and Kakashi. Sorry. I was only helping him."
"We heard a scream. A girly one :}," said the wickedly insulting Kakashi.
"I was being MOLESTED DUMBASS!" yelled the now aggravated Naruto.
'Damn this kid needs chill pills,' thought the also aggravated Kakashi. "Bring him to his dorm Gaara."
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"Thank you very much Gaara. I mean for saving me."
"No problem, just helping a friend." Naruto wondered if something was happening between them. This college had already shown how difficult it could be … Now what would happen?
I know … Not very good. I know I know I know! D: I really have no motivation … but I feel like writing … so I need lots of reviews! Please! I'm not going to be updating much if I don't have any reviews. I still don't have pairings either! I'm think of a GaaNaru pairing :3 I like that.
~Neko-kun :3
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