Hey guys, Nocabbages here. I have a couple of thingies to say. First off, for the entry of an OC cat, you reviews must be posted in a PM to me. I've let the first 2 OC's pass cause I need dem kittens. No more review OC's. Reviews are for commenting how awesome I am. Sorry guests. Second of all, I just realized I might get flooded with OC's if this gets noticed by a lot of people. Therefore, I will enter entry times in some chapters that will allow people to enter a certain number of OC's. So, the first FIVE people to PM me with there OC's will be enter sometime later in the story. I also want to note that cats should not often have super powers. Therefore, the first TWO OCs of the original FIVE will be allowed special powers IF you answer this question with your PM:

"Who says the quote, 'I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the 9th dimension!'?"

First two to get it will get their powers granted!


REPLIES TO TEH REVIEWS!

Guest(Jenna): Yep. I got bored. GLAD YOU LIKE THIS!


I DO NOT own Warriors (I am not four ladies), other OC's that are not mine, and the "CHA CHA SLIDE".

I DO own My Original OC's, Swiftdash, Henry, the EMFTCMAITEU, the EMCTCCAITEU, the Dare Chair™, and the Dun-Dun-Dungeon™.


Henry groaned as he dragged himself into the studio. He was covered in scratch marks and bite gashes. A snake was attached to his tail, his fur was scorched, and his face was indented with what looked to be the shape of an anvil.

Pinestep was supervising the construction of the studio. She screeched at a couple of careless construction cats that were scraping a camera on a tripod into the top of the roof while they were moving it. Then she screamed at a bunch of cats lounging beside the water fountain for taking a break on break. Then she got a mic and shrieked at every cat in the building for not working fast enough. She then got a latte and began relaxing in a bean bag chair. She then finally noticed Henry the beat up ham cat.

"What happened to you?" Pinestep mewed nonchalantly and started polishing her rifle.

Henry just groaned.

"Let me guess... you hit on every member of my staff and failed every time." Pinestep rolled her eyes.

Henry nodded and groaned again.

Pinestep narrowed her eyes. "Well, I think you've learned to not ask every single she-cat you see on a date."

Henry shook his said and croaked something inarticulate.

"What's that?" Pinestep asked.

"C-Could you g-go on a date w-with me?" he groaned out.

Pinestep's eyes started glowing and fire shot out of her mouth while she screamed, "ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? ROUNDHOUSE KICK!"

Pinestep then proceeded to kicked him through the roof. He flew screaming into the distance. All the she-cats gazed up and shook their heads.

Pinestep then settled back down to finish her latte.


By noon, the studio was finished. The cameras were all set up for the first show. Pinestep was just gathering up some more staff members now.

"Hey, I'm Swiftdash," mewed a light gray-blue tom with black paws. "I would like to apply for a guard position."

"Any specific details we should know?" Pinestep meowed.

"Yes, I like to run. I am a catlympic gold medalist sprinter. And I take stuff very seriously."

"Ok, that's good. We need a firm hand with things around the guard corner. Blacksky and Flightriver can handle things around here, but an extra guard would be handy."

Swiftdash nodded and then asked, "So, will I meet them soon?"

Pinestep nodded, "I'm sure you'll find them... interesting. They go along as well as, um... fish and mayonnaise."

"Those don't go well together." Swiftdash pointed out.

"Exactly. Get my point?"

Swiftdash looked slightly nervous at this point.

"Next!" Pinestep yowled.

"HI! I'm the pizza guy."

"GIVE ME MY PIZZA!" Pinestep screamed and snatched the pizza away.

"That'll be $6.95."

"NO WAY!" Pinestep yowled. "GUARDS! ESCORT HIM OUT!"

"Hey! You have to pay for that pizza!" he growled.

Blacksky and Flightriver then popped out behind Pinestep and dragged the pizza guy away.

Pinestep yelled, "NEXT!"

"Hey! I would like to apply for torturer." An olive colored she-cat with a bright green eye on one side and a blue one on the other."

"Name."

"Rainclaw."

"Special things we should take note of?"

"Give me your rifle for a sec."

"Okay?" Pinestep handed over her rifle reluctantly.

10 seconds later, her rifle was in multiple separate pieces on the ground.

"HEY! THAT WAS A GIFT FROM SANTA!" Pinestep screamed. "FIX IT, FIX IT!"

"No worries. I know every known firearms schematic inside out." 10 seconds later, the rifle was completely reassembled.

Pinestep nodded, relieved. "Ok, anything else?"

"I'm an expert in several martial arts, and know where pressure points are... ALL OF THEM! I love chocolate, coffee, and videogames... also I like blood and pain."

Pinestep nodded in appreciation. "You are a great option for torturer. You're in! Next!"

"Hello, I would like to input a position for assistant." A black she-cat with green eyes walked up.

"...Blacksky?"
Blacksky popped up behind her. "Yes?"

"AHHHH!" Pinestep jumped out of her seat and did a ninja pose. Then she looked confusedly at Blacksky and the new cat. They both looked at her strangely. She noticed that the new cat looked slightly different, with white claw mark shaped fur on her face instead of silver paws and ears. She cleared her throat awkwardly and sat back down. "Yes... of course. Sorry. Name?"

"Heathersplash."

"Special thingies that we would like to know now instead of later on?"

"OCD and slight ADHD disorders. Oh, and I can shoot fire at others kitties!"

"K, good good. You're good to go. Anyone else?" Pinestep looked around for awhile. "Ok, that's it I guess. Let's get ready for the show! READY THE CUPCAKES!" Pinestep starts throwing random cupcakes at everyone. Rainclaw caught hers in her mouth and did a happy dance. Swiftdash caught his with his face. He did a rage dance, threw the cupcake on the ground, and shrieked, "YOUR CUPCAKES ARE STUPID!"

Everyone gasped and started pelting him with cupcakes.

"YOU MUST LOVE ZE CUPCAKES!" Pinestep screamed and dump a truckload of cupcakes on him. Rainclaw then ate them all, burped, and did a happy dance.


"WELCOME!" Pinestep yowled at the camera. "To THE PINESTEP SHOW! A SHOW OF RANDOM HUMOR AND CRAZYNESS AWAITS!"

Giant TVs were installed in the clans' camps, so all the curious cats can watch.

"Today's event... IS ZE TRUTH OR ZE DARE! Let's get our Dare Chair™ up on stage!"

Heathersplash and Moongaze dragged a comfy looking office chair up onto the stage.

"Our first contestant will be... WILLOWSHINE FROM RIVERCLAN!" Pinestep grinned evilly. She pressed a button from the universal remote that the EMFTMAITEU created and pressed a button. Willowshine was poofed into the Dare Chair™.

"Hey, this isn't my den... oh... it's you Pinestep." Willowshine meowed in disdain. "Forget it. I don't want anything to do with this stupid show of yours."

"You don't have a choice!" Pinestep leered. Metal straps suddenly locked Willowshine in place.

"HELP! SECURITY! HELP ME! SHE'S GONNA RUIN MY FUR WITH SOME DISGUSTING DARE SHE WILL COME UP IN HER MIND!" Willowshine screeched. Rainclaw walked up and slapped her. She stopped yapping, shocked that someone would dare slap her.

"There is more where that came from, Prissy, if you keep that up." Rainclaw snarled.

Willowshine huffed and turned her head away.

"Thank you, Rainclaw. Now as I was saying... TRUTH OR DARE, WILLOWSHINE?" Pinestep screamed in Willowshine's ear.

"Truth, I guess." Willowshine grumbled.

"Ok... DO YOU LOVE JAYFEATHER?"

"What?! No, er I mean yes, no wait maybe, REDO! I CHOOSE DARE!" Willowshine yowled, outraged.

"Normally, you won't be allowed to switch, but I'll give you the exception." Pinestep grinned and pressed a button. The EMFTMAITEU dinged and coughed up a tub full of pudding. "YOU MUST JUMP IN THE TUB AND EAT ALL THE PUDDING BEFORE 1 MINUTE IS UP, OR ELSE I SEND YOU TO THE DUN-DUN-DUNGEON™!"

"What, NEVER!" Willowshine gasped, "That'll ruin my glossy fur! I choose the truth I guess."

Pinestep nodded knowingly.

"I guess I kinda have some feelings for Jayfeather..." Willowshine sighed.

Pinestep's eyes became evil looking and she grinned.

"PSYCH! YOU GONNA EAT PUDDING IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" Pinestep pressed random buttons and Willowshine was ejected from the seat into the tub.

"BLECH!" Willowshine coughed out a mouthful of pudding and sat up covered in pudding.

"CLOCK STARTS NOW!" Pinestep yowled and the computer flashed 'I hate you all!'

"No you stupid computer!" Pinestep face-pawed and manually started the timer.

Willowshine complained about her fur for a couple of seconds before actually eating any of the pudding. Then, she only made it half way through before she started getting tipsy.

"Wat flavor iz diz pudd?" Willowshine slurred out.

"Catmint flavor!" Pinestep smiled as the alarm rang off.

Flamefur, who was up on the ceiling, directed the spotlight at Willowshine, revealing the catmint induced cat tilting from one side to the other. She was staggering out of the pot, covered in greenish looking goop, when the tub suddenly tilted on its side and dumped Willowshine and the rest of the catmint-pudding into a trapdoor in the floor. She screamed as she was dumped down the chute and landed at the bottom with a plop.

"LETMEHOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT!" Willowshine screeched, "I SMELL BURNING SNAILS DOWN HERE AND THEY SMELL LIKE BLACKSTAR'S FEET!"

"Well, the catmint got to her finally." Pinestep exclaimed. "Have fun, Heathersplash!"

Screaming and a razor could be heard down the chute and the smell of burning cat permeated the studio.

"Next up, we have KILL THE LIONBLAZE! WHO CAN KILL LIONBLAZE? I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS!"

The computer lists the skills of Lionblaze:

Extremely large.

Likes to hit on she-cats.

Extremely stupid.

Brain not large enough to register pain. (Part of the prophecy of three.)

Smartest when she-cats are around.

"LET'S GET READY TO KILL THE LIONBLAZE!" Pinestep screeched.

Back at Thunderclan camp, everyone cheered.

Lionblaze was lowered into the arena by the use of a crane and a cage was set up.

Blacksky was the first to enter.

"PREPARE TO DIE!" She screamed.

"Doy..." Lionblaze mumbled.

"What's that?"

"Doy..."

"Huh?"

"Doy..."

"WHATEVER!" Blacksky charges at Lionblaze with a tazer, screaming something about revenge and tacos.

"Yeah Blackie, that's not gonna work." Flightriver called from the sidelines.

"RAGH!" Blacksky stabbed Lionblaze in the gut. Nothing happened.

She kepts trying to stab Lionblaze with the tazer, but all that happened was that Lionblaze burped. Suddenly, Lionblaze actually noticed Blacksky.

"Hey babe, wanna be my mate?" Lionblaze asked with the wriggly brow face. He then gave her a hug.

"No, not again!" Blacksky shrieked and smashed the tazer into Lionblaze's gut. All she did was shock herself. Lionblaze started licking the top of her smoldering head with hearts coming out of his eyes.

"TOO MUCH!" Pinestep screamed. "CALL IN THE CUPCAKE RESCUE SQUAD!"

A bunch of cats with cupcake hats and suits that blared CUPCAKE in the front rushed in and dragged Blacksky out of the cage. She was mumbling something about stupid golden cats and Frisbees.

"MY TURN! Moongaze glided... somehow... into the arena. She closed her eyes and concentrated. A random anvil fell from the roof and hit Lionblaze in the face. He shrugged it off and start making catcalls at Moongaze... cause cats do that...

"Need a bigger anvil..." muttered Moongaze.

"I like your tail." Lionblaze meowed suavely.

Moongaze ignored him.

"Please go out with me."

Moongaze ignored him.

"CHA CHA SLIDE!" Lionblaze screamed in her face.

"10 ton anvil." Moongaze hissed through gritted teeth. "Is gonna drop on you any second now."

"I ate your mate and kits." Lionblaze stated randomly.

"Wait, YOU WHAT!?" Moongaze screeched. Then a ten ton anvil dropped on her.

"Ow..."

"Will you go out with me now?"

Moongaze ignored him and concentrated on screaming in pain.

Pinestep pressed a button and Moongaze was poofed out of the arena.

"Hey, let me try!" Swiftdash raced into the cage.

"EW! AN UGLY TOM!" Lionblaze screamed and slugged Swiftdash into the wall of the cage.

Swiftdash staggered out and flopped to the ground.

"I just defeated the giant monkey man and saved the 9th dimension!" Swiftdash managed to slur out before he fainted.

"Think smaller, Swiftfdash." Pinestep rolled her eyes.

"Well, that's all the competitors we have. If you think you have the guts to challenge Lionblaze, right down your OC cat and think of a tactic to use against the incredibly dumb Lionblaze. Oh yeah, if you try to even remotely destroy anything else than Lionblaze, I will not accept that. If you actually manage to kill him, then I'll give you a virtual Honeykit plushie." Pinestep holds up a bunch of Honeykit 'plushies'. They had tape over their mouths and tied up with licorice rope.

"Not these, but you get the point!" Pinestep winked and threw the real clone Honeykits into the chute that lead to the dungeon. More intense screaming can be heard from beneath.

Heathersplash crawled out of the chute, screaming at random cats, screaming something about random explosive cupcakes and masses of Honeykits invading the lower levels of the studio. Willowshine was screaming even higher every second.

"Don't worry Willowshine, I'll save you!" Rainclaw snickered and threw a cupcake bomb down the chute."

A rumbling was heard as a plume of cupcakes erupted from the chute. Willowshine flew up and landed on a pile of cupcakes. She was quickly buried. Pinestep then made an Entity Matter Converter that can change anything in the entire universe using the Entity Matter Fluxuator that can create anything in the universe. She then changed the pile of cupcakes into a giant cupcake. Muffled yowls can be heard from the inside.

"NOW COMPUTER! TELEPORT THAT CUPCAKE WITH WILLOWSHINE IN IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE!"

"Teleporting to Jayfeather's Medicine den." The computer droned.

"WHAT!?" Pinestep screeched, "NO! PLEASE, NOT NOW COMPUTER! JAYFEATHER IS MINE!"

The computer typed ":P" on the screen and teleported the giant cupcake to Jayfeather.

"NOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO!" Pinestep started shooting random cats with her tranquilizer, and afterwards started randomly smashing her head into the wall at the rate of 500 hits per second. The wall exploded.


Meanwhile, at Jayfeather's medicine den...

"I can believe those kits messed up my herbs! AND BRAMBLESTAR STOLE ALL THE FREAKIN' CATMINT! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!?"

A giant cupcake landed on him.

"Oof! What now!?" Jayfeather sniffed. "That smells like cupcake..."

Suddenly, Breezepelt walked in.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE, BREEZEPELT!?" Jayfeather sensed him and yowled at him.

"I followed the smell of the great cupcake." Breezepelt replied.

"Kay, but this is MY cupcake." Jayfeather growled.

Breezepelt ate the cupcake in one bite.

"RAGH! MY CUPCAKE!" Jayfeather roared.

Breezepelt coughed and spat out a soggy Willowshine.

She shivered, covered in burns, Breezepelt mouth juice, and icing, scratched, half shaved, frog legs sticking out of her ears, a handful of apricots shoved up her mouth, and her eyes wide and darting around all over the place.

"WILLOWSHINE!" Jayfeather bellowed, "GET OUTTA HERE!" He started throwing random herbs at Breezepelt and Willowshine.

Breezepelt ate a nettle leaf and started throwing up all over the place. He ran back to his clan, retching out half-digested cupcake.

Willowshine ate the final leaf of catmint that was hidden in the corner and she passed out from the extreme stress.

Jayfeather did a slow-mo scream and raged around his den about the final leaf of catmint.

He then sensed Willowshine was still passed out on the ground, shrugged, and then dragged her over to the Warriors den.


Later that morning...

Willowshine yawned and opened her eyes. Standing over her were a bunch of Thunderclan warriors, their eyes glaring at the intruder.

"Eheheh..." Willowshine mumbled... "Medicine cat duties?" She smiled, trying to charm them.

The toms grinned and their eyes turned into hearts. The she-cats looked even angrier. They attacked her, some hugging her, others smashing her femurs. Willowshine wailed.


Back at the studio...

Pinestep giggled. "Well, that went better than I originally thought it would turn out."

"Well, that's all for the first episode! SEE YOU NEXT TIME, ON THE PINESTEP SHOW!"


Yes, remember to PM me your OC's and REVIEW if you want comment or suggest something. Pinestep will give you Cupcakes if you review! AND HONEYKITS IF YOU WANT THEM! FISH AND MAYONAISE! NOCABBAGES OUT!