Chapter 2

Thirty-minutes has past and Bardock's team has made it to the hospital's loby.

"So what are you going to name the little dike?" asked Fasha.

"Ummm...I don't know! I would have a name for him if I knew my wife was having a baby..."

" *sigh* excuses excuses..."

"Oh shut up! you make me sound like a horrible father!"

"Well no offense or anything Bardock, but you don't seem like a fatherly person type," said Tora as he butts in.

"Wow guys! You guys are so supportive!" Bardock said sarcastically "I'm going to be the worst dad in the world next to my father!"

~FLASHBACK~

A five year old kid walks in a room where he sees his father on the computer...

"Hey Daddy?"

"WHAT IS IT YOU LITTLE CUNT! Daddy is trying to watch some porn..."

"Ummm what does cunt mean?"

"IT MEANS DIRTY VAGINA! YOU... ARE... A... DIRTY... VAGINA!"

"But Daddy, I have a dic-"

"GO AWAY! Daddy is getting horny..."

"But Daddy I can't go to sleep! Can you tell me a bed time story?"

"Fine..."

The man picked up his son, brought him in his room, and tucked him in his bed.

"Ok... Once... upon... a time... there was a guy..."

Little Bardock smiles at his dad hoping that he would go on, but his father was disguished and continued,"He died... The end"

The boy's smile dropped into a sad frown.

"NOW GO TO SLEEP OR ELSE DADDY IS GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!"

He flinched and hid under his blanket as his father slams the door.

~END OF FLASHBACK~

"Bardock, you're going to be a great father,"said Borgos.

"Thank you Borgos..." Bardock sighed knowing he didn't even mean it.

A nurse came out and said,"Bardock, to the waiting room."

"Oh great..." Bardock stand up and quietly walked away. When he went to the waiting room, he saw King Vegeta.

"Long time, no see Veldock!" Bardock chuckled.

King Vegeta simultaneously turned slowly and said," I prefer you to call me my majesty, King Veget-" He finally recognize his old friend Bardock.

"Bardock! Haven't seen you in years!"

King Vegeta and Bardock did a secret handshake and laughed afterwards.

"Ha ha ha, you still remember it?"

"Of course, Veldock! I know it by heart! After all we were best friends when we were little."

"Those were some good times! So what brings you weird?"

"Oh... My first son is going to be born in an hour or so..."

"What! Me too!"

"Really? How strange."

"I know right."

"To tell you the truth, i don't think I'm ready to be a father! I might... you know... end up like my dad."

~FLASHBACK #2~

Chibi Bardock and Veldock was playing outside.

"My daddy called me a dirty vagina..." said Badock as he starred at the ground.

"Why did he do that for?"

"Cuz he was watching porn... Whatever that is..."

"Well that wasn't very nice! I'll show him what im made of!"

Veldock dashed to his house.

"Oh wait for me!"

Bardock ran to his house too. When he finally caught up, they both stop and stared at Bardock's father's door in fear. They heard moans and screams.

Bardock shivered and said," Well whos going first?"

"Bardock? Are you scared? Thats no way a Saiyan should act!,"Veldock slowly open the door. "Your father is probably lifting weights and is watching a scary movie at the same... TIME!"

Veldock and Bardock screamed in horror.

"WHY YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS! I'M TRYING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU CUNT!" Bardock's father screamed.

They continued to scream.

"THAT'S IT!" Bardock's father came out of his bed butt naked. "I HAVE IT WITH YOU DIRTY VAG! YOU AND YOUR GAYLORD FRIEND ARE GOING TO DIE!"

They started to point and scream at his penis.

"STOP POINTING AT MY PENIS!"

"Oh what is it now?" Bardock's mother got out of bed too.

"AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! MOMMY IT'S LIKE A FOREST DOWN THERE!"

Bardock is begining to cry.

"Bardock lets get out of here!"

~END OF FLASHBACK~

"He he he, good times..." King Vegeta said nervously. Suddenly, it got quiet and both, Bardock and King Vegeta, stared at the floor thinking how bad their childhood was, It stayed quiet for 5 minutes straight.

Then Bardock broke the silence and said,"So... why isn't this boring... ummm... yah... hahaha so hows life!" This is so awkward, I haven't talk to my friend for 12 years ( not counting that war against those Tuffles, though he was talking to his army that so happened I was in) and now i barely even know him... I'm such a great friend, Bardock, great friend.

"Life was going good, of course, before Frieza come and ruin my life, now i have nothing to loose, except my wife and my new son."

"Oh what are you going to name your son?"

King Vegeta paused and think for a moment. Then he looked up and said proudly, "Vegeta!"

Bardock had a blank face like if he wasn't suprised."Really?"

"What! It's a family tradition!"

"I know it is! It's a last name!"

"Who said its going to be his last name... It's going to be his first and last name!"

awkward silence...

"So Bardock what's goingt to your sons name? Try to top my sons name... I dare you!"

Bardock think hard and long. Then suddenly something popped up in his head.

"My sons name is going to be Raditz!"

King Vegeta was impressed but said," Hmmm I still think my son's name is better."