"gouenji i thought we were saving burger king" kidou asked eating the stolen burgers." well thats before i realized there is a lot of burgers in here and im still hungry" he said mouthful of burger. "pass me a burger" hiroto said cause he was steering.
It was about an hour later before they hit traffic. "ugh how far back do you think this will put us" gouenji asked playing poker with kidou. they were using burgers as payments since they only had like 30 left. "idk probably a couple days, considering i have no idea where shit city even is" hiroto told them while he read the newspaper like a dad.
gouenji whined loudly because he didn't wanna wait and kidou beat him for like the 9th time. gouenji kicked a soccer ball at the cards and they all burst into flames. "wtf gouenji that was my only set you fuck" like a bajilon hours later they finally made it out of inazuma town.
"guys this is as far as i can go. im banned from this town" they both nodded considering hiroto and the other aliens had like destroyed the entire area 11 years ago. "remember you guys if u die in soccer you die in real life" they hopped out and watch hiroto zoom away leaving paper stars in his wake.
"gouenji before we continue put these on" gouenji took the shiny very tight looking pants out of his hand. they were the perfect pants probably. it took him about an hour to get into them not counting all the times he took them back off because kidou thought he looked so hot they had to touch butts.
gouenji finally got them on for good and spun around striking a fucking stupid pose. kidou swooned and fainted and gouenji had to wait another 3 hours before they could move on. but than they had to sit down cause they had no fucking idea where they had to go
"gouenji where is shit city exactly?" kidou asked him while he braided gouenjis hair putting bows in it. gouenji looked at him super duper serious "uhhh? kidou i think we have to solve a puzzle to find out" he said taking out his top hat. kidou was so amazed he was like wow wow wow. gouenji took out his phone and opened an app.
"this puzzle should do" it was a kitty cat puzzle it had fucking 20 pieces thats 20 more than none. after hours of trying to figure out the immpossible puzzle. gouenji threw his phone and it broke into 1000 pieces. he threw his top hat on the ground and shit in it. kidou was really shocked.
"gouenji i could have done it im a genius remember" kidou said flicking his luscious locks back. gouenji got super mad at him cause like gouenji was suppose to be good at puzzles and this stupid ass cat puzzle made a fool out of him.
gouenji got so mad he ripped his 5 shirts and his leather pants and he put green face paint on. he was the not so incredible gouenji. kidou started laughing so hard he pissed himself , good thing he was wearing his potty training undies.
after gouenji stopped being a piss baby, which took like 5 hours, they continued to sit on the ground. "why did u break your fuckign phone u dipshit" kidou said with lots of anger is his very angry voice. "why did you leave yours in the ufo" gouenji said tears in his gorgeous eyes.
kidou noticed he was crying and started laughing at him. "wow gouenji are you crying? crying like you cried when your dad called you a weenie?" kidou laughed laughing. "shut up im not a weenie my dad is a jerk" he cried really loudly covering his tear stained face.
suddenly there was loud noises coming from the building like a foot away. "was there always a building here?" kidou asked because they had been there for like almost a full day and not noticed.
there was another loud bang and a soccer ball rolled out of the building. gouenji suddenly stopped crying and ran over. he leaned in closely and sniffed the ball. "someones been misusing soccer" gouenji said in a low dark tone. kidou gasped. "NO! MISUSING SOCCER?! HOW DARE THEY!" kidou yelled rolling over to the scene.
they stood in front of the building that was a huge sporting goods store. "KIDOU YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS RIGHT?" goueji said sticking his leg up in the air. "lets do this" kidou said laying on his stomach and tossing his head back. they both stood together holding hands.
"stand up! stand up!"
"if you love football!"
"GOUENJI!"
"KIDOU!"
"STAND AND UNITE!"
"TOGETHER WE WILL FIGHT"
"FOR THE SOCCER THATS TRUE"
"NOW ITS TIME TO MAKE OUR MOVE"
"MAGICAL SOCCER POWERS ACTIVATE!"
magical lights and sparkles danced around them as they transformed into their ultimate forms. gouenji was wearing like 6 layers of pink frilled tops with a sequined bow on his ass and 6 inch heels. his hear grew 20 feet and shimmered in the moonlight, and the sequined hair clips on his left and righ side shimmered in the sunlight. kidous outfit was a lime green and orange leotard with long flared sleeves and he wore 7 ribbons in his hair . they were beautiful
