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France was taking a stroll around Paris and was not aware of his female self throwing out his flashy uniforms and replacing them with equally flashy female uniforms, when one of his messengers ran up to him yelling "I've got a message from England. He is calling all the countries to a meeting at his place. It seems that genderbent nations have started showing up. There is a girl England and a girl America at his place as well as him and America. I went to your home, and a girl is there replacing your clothes with girl clothes."
France rushed back to his house immediately and ran to his closet, where he saw his clothes in a basket and a beautiful women hanging up high fashion dresses, skirts, and even ballgowns. She heard footsteps and turned around to see a very handsome man looking at her. "Bonjour, Monsieur.(hello, mister.)" she said flirtatiously.
France smiled. This women had to be his genderbent nation thingy that England called a meeting about. She was perfectly beautiful, elegant, and romantic. She was perfectly French. "Bonjour Mademoiselle.(hello, miss)" he said flirtatiously back. She giggled gracefully. "Pleasure to meet you, handsome. My name is France. What is yours?" she asked, confirming France's suspicion.
"My name is France as well. England told me that genderbent nations were showing up, and this is proof. We have to go to a meeting about this together, my beauty." he told her.
While waiting for other nations to arrive for the meeting, the two Englands and the two Americas were discussing possible solutions to a problem that the quickly noticed. With two Englands and two Americas, it got very confusing. If one of the Americas said "hey England", both Englands would answer and vice-versa. Female England had an idea. "Why don't we give ourselves human names?" she suggested and the other three nodded their heads in agreement.
Female America laughed happily. "Great idea! I'll be called Amelia, after Amelia Earhart! She was almost as heroic as I am!" she exclaimed. After that, Female England named herself Alice after the main character in Alice in Wonderland and America named himself Alfred because she thought it sounded heroic. England, on the other hand, still didn't have a human name because America, also called Alfred, wouldn't let him use any that he came up with.
"I'll be Hamlet" England said.
"No" Alfred told him.
"Doctor Who"
"No"
"Sherlock"
"No"
"Lancelot"
"No"
"Dumbledore"
"Absolutely not! Your name is Arthur." Alfred finally told him. "What! You can't pick my name for me! Sherlock and Dumbledore are brilliant names!" Arthur yelled at Alfred.
Amelia laughed. "Oh my George Washington, how can you not like the name Arthur? It sounds so British. Besides, who on Earth or any other planet would name themselves after someone in one of those boring ass plays Shakespeare wrote?"
Alice let out a feral growl and tackled Amelia to the ground. "Never insult William Shakespeare in front of me! Hamlet is a masterpiece! How dare you call Shakespeare's plays boring. They explore the realms of human emotion and nature, have a beautiful poetic flow to them, and even the historic plays without a lot of romance are better love stories than the twilight books that brainless idiots on your side of the pond are praising like a God!" she spat.
Back on the island, the male and female Axis were searching for food. The two Italy's were looking in the water. Italy found a crab and was apparently happy about it. "Veeeeee~ I found a crab! I can make crab alfredo!"
Female Italy ran over to him saying. "Can I see? Can I see?" She took the crab from Italy and began to play with it. Soon, the crab got fed up and pinched her. She yelped in pain, but quickly got over it and smashed the crab into a rock, killing it. She then ran up to female Germany yelling "Germany I'm bleeding!"
Germany stared in shock. His Italy would never be able to kill a crab. "I guess she isn't a total wuss, then." he said. Female Germany shook her head. "She isn't. Sure, she'll whine and surrender if threatened with attack, but if attack happens she can actually fight back pretty well."
Meanwhile at Russia's house(A.K.A the prison of the Baltics States), Estonia had just woken up. He had the weirdest dream. He dreamed that all the other nations were the other gender. He heard Mr. Russia call him and the other Baltics downstairs along with Ukraine and Belarus. He rushed downstairs to see something odd. Standing behind Russia were four girls and two men, and they looked exactly like the nations in his dream.
Russia smiled at his sisters and the Baltics. Like always, his smile was somehow both very cute and very creepy. "Hello friends, I'd like you to meet our new friends. I found genderbent versions of us all in the garden, da." he told his "friends". He turned to the genderbends behind him and said "you will all introduce yourselves, da." and went to stand with the nations from his world.
The tallest of the genderbent soviets nodded. "Yes, hello. I am Russia, da." After that, her brothers introduced themselves. "I'm Ukraine." said the boy in overalls. "I'm Belarus" said the boy in the heavy coat. The female Baltics were the last to introduce themselves. They stood behind female Russia shaking with fear. Female Russia patted the brunette's shoulder and said. "No need to be shy, da" The brunette girl nodded her head. "Lithuania." The girl with glasses then spoke as well. "Estonia." The tiny looking girl was the last to speak. "L-La-Latvia. My name is Latvia." Estonia was trying to remain calm. It seemed like his dream was more than just a dream. It was foreshadowing.
Russia was still smiling in a cute and creepy way. "England called us to a meeting and says to bring our genderbends, so we all need to leave da." he told everyone.
At England's house, countries started to arrive for the meeting, and by countries I mean Sealand 1 and Sealand 2. "We're a country, so we can be here too." they said in unison. Arthur and Alice looked to be at their wits end. "Sealand, why don't you take your new friend to play with Wy at his place?" Alice asked the female Micronation. "Because, jerk England, I don't want to." she replied.
After that, the Sealands were ignored as actually countries began to show up. The first ones to get there were Spain and Romano with female Spain and female Romano. They were followed by France and Prussia with their counterparts. Soon after, the Soviets and the Nordics arrived. The last group to get there were the Asians. When everyone was present, the meeting began.
