Chapter's warnings: Takuminess.

Chapter 1: "WHERE ARE WE?" The Beginning of The Road trip!

Takuya stretched and yawned. The smell of pancakes caught his attention. His mouth watered and jumped out of bed. He then noticed that there was another bed and several sleeping bags lying around the open floor. He rubbed his eyes and looked around wildly. "Where the heck am I?" he shouted, beginning to panic. He definitely wasn't home.

"Calm down, Takky," said JP from a table, wiping syrup from his face with a napkin.

"Calm down?" he shouted. "How can I calm down if I'm God knows where-!"

"The United States," said Koji from next to him.

Takuya's mouth literally dropped to the ground.

Koichi gave him a look. "Are you going to keep that look forever?" asked the twin.

Tommy gave him a big grin. "These pancakes are good!" he said, scooping a mouth full of it.

He looked around. "Hey, I'm going to use the bathroom," he said, face still pale from imagining the livid face of his mother. He opened the closed door only to hear a shower running and someone humming. "Hello?" he asked.

The person from behind the curtain peeked at him. Zoe screamed. "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!" she screamed shrilly. "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!" She threw the shampoo and conditioner bottles at him, which hit him square in the head, knocking him to the ground.

Lopmon closed the door. After twenty minutes, Zoe came out of the bathroom dressed with soaking hair, blushing madly. "What were you thinking?" she demanded, her voice still shrill. "Don't you know how to knock?"

"How am I supposed to know someone was in there when nobody warned me?" Takuya shot back, glaring a grinning Koji. "Besides, how dumb are you, not locking the door?"

"The door had no lock!" she snapped. "You lack common sense!"

"I see you lack other things," Takuya said without thinking. JP, Koichi, Koji, and Tommy backed away and ducked for cover.

"What. Did. You. Say?" she asked glaring down at him. The atmosphere around her seemed to go intense as anger seeped from her like a volcano.

He really didn't see anything, but he had to shoot something back at her for calling him dumb. "I said, 'I see you lack other things'," he replied angrily, not thinking. And that triggered the eruption.

"Sorry about the wait, everyone," said Bokomon coming into through the door from outside. He stopped, his eyes wide with fright. "Uh, what's going on?" he asked.

Zoe was wet, holding Takuya by his shirt collar. Takuya had a big welt on his cheek. JP was hiding under the table with Tommy while Koji and Koichi were out of sight. Zoe dropped Takuya immediately and looked away innocently. "Takuya was just getting what he deserved," she replied innocently.

Takuya was about to say something back when Patamon came flying in. "How was the pancakes?" he asked innocently, not realizing what kind of atmosphere was there only minutes before. He looked around with a quizzical look. "What's wrong?"

"A volcano exploded," replied Lopmon playfully, flying towards his winged-gerbil friend.

"Where's Koji and Koichi?" asked Bokomon, looking around.

"Under here," answered Koichi, sliding out from under the bed. Koji did the same.

Takuya rubbed the welt on his cheek. "What are you doing here Bokomon?"

"Salamon Dgivolved back to Ophanimon somehow," Bokomon explained. "I've been sent here with Lopmon and Patamon to find you to help you find the same way to Digivolve them back to their ordinary forms."

"And how'd you get here and why are we in America?"

"What's this 'America' you are talking about?" asked Patamon. "It sounds like some sort of DigiCandy!" Lopmon giggled.

"Lady Ophanimon said that this is where we're going to find the way to get them back to their forms," Bokomon said. "What's so bad about America, anyway?"

The six Digidestined looked at each other with annoyed looks and then back at a clueless Bokomon. "We don't live in America," they said slowly as one voice.

"Our parents would worry about us," added JP.

"Besides, how would they believe we're in America?" Zoe added as well.

"I'm already homesick," Tommy said downcasted.

"Well, that's covered," Bokomon replied cheerfully. "I called your parents and told them that this was a school trip that you were all specially chosen for!"

There mouths dropped. "And they believed it?!" Bokomon nodded confidently. Parents are really that naïve? they thought.

"So, I got someone to drive us cross country in a small yellow thingy that they called a bus with a toilet. They seem to know Ophanimon pretty well," he commented on the last bit wearily. "And it's all for FREE!"

"How exactly did you manage to pull this off?" asked Koji. "Things like you don't just appear out of anywhere."

"Well, apparently, we are," he said, "According to the man, his son also knows about Digimon. Thing is that you are the only humans to be able to come to our Digital World. Anyway, let's go!!"

"Something tells me this is going to be terrible," JP said.

"This is going to be fun!" shouted Takuya and Tommy enthusiastically.

Chapter 1: End.

I just had the thought of this and didn't want to pass it up! I'll only continue this if people review, 'cause guess what? You guys get to decide where they go next!! Yep! I have no idea where they should go next or where they are.

And yes, you did read the warning and disclaimer right. This is going to be crazy with OOCness with reason, randomness, lame humor, and a crossover. I may include random OCs. And yes, this does have a plot; it's just VERY open.

I'll continue this in my spare time or if I get five reviews.