Ah... welcome to chapter 2 of my insane little idea! Thanks to my two lovely reviewers (lalalatala and Sonar) for their support on chapter 1! If I could, I would hug you two... but don't worry... I won't! XD

Enjoy!


"Aaaaaaaaah! We're turning into Armstrongs! What do we do?! What do we do?!" Edward shouted, terrified for his life.

"B-brother! M-maybe we should call the military!"

"Y-you dunce! We are the military!"

"H-Hughes! What the hell happened to us?!" Roy stuttered, obviously terrified of becoming an Armstrong.

Looking around rapidly, Hughes looked back at Roy and said, "I-I don't know everything! Gaaah! How could I ever become an Armstrong?! I'm not even around the guy that much! M-maybe I caught it from one of you guys! I-if that's the case, then Havoc, you're paying for my hospital bill!"

"Whoa. H-hey! Wh-what did I ever do to you?!"

Pointing an accussing finger, Hughes shouted, "yesterday we were together on a project! I probably caught it from you!"

Shaking his head vigorously, Havoc exclaimed, "you suck! I only worked with you because Ihad to!"

After much screaming, the \i actual \i0 Armstrong showed up.

"Well, well!" Armstrong commented, "You all look especially excellent today!" The feared sparklies appeared and his shirt disentigrated. Oh God, spare their poor sinful souls! They were turning intothat!

That's it, Edward thought, Maybe I should've just converted to Letoism when I had the chance! Oh man! If there is a god up there, HELP MEEEE! Spare my poor, atheist soul! I don't wanna turn into that!

Oh crap! Mustang thought, I'm turning into that?! Where did I go wrong! Why do I deserve this?! Even though he could probably think of several reasons...

Gack! If I look like Armstrong, what will happen to Gracia and Elysia?! Unfortunately, Hughes had a very keen imagination, so he saw a very disturbing sight in his mind's eye... EWWWW!

Havoc fainted. So did Alphonse. Those two just had \i no\i0 stomache for what was happening to them. So, in a panic, they ran into each other and passed out on the floor.

As soon as Alphonse passed out, Edward shot out to help his baby brother up. Hughes went after him as well. Roy stayed shell-shocked by Armstrong's sudden appearance. His hair was literally spiking upwards, like if he were hit by electricity. Armstrong gave a mighty leap and landed near the two unconcious guys.

The building shook for a good five seconds. As Havoc slowly woke up, a ceiling tile crashed down on his head. He was put back into his little dreamland, hopefully far away from Armstrong and the fact that he was becoming a miniture Armstrong. No such luck.


Somewhere in Havoc's little imagination land...

"Where the hell am I?"

A dwarf ran up to greet him. "Why, you're in Armstrongium... you know? The old Amestris. Remember... the Armstrong family apparently had a 'sparklies' disease that turned everyone here into copies of them..."

As Havoc watched, the dwarf that somewhat resembled Edward turned into a muscular midgit with a nearly bald head. He had the Armstrong hair-twirly-thing as his only hair. He had the "sparklies" disease, too. "Just a minute. Let me change into something more comfortable..." and with that, the dwarf's shirt disentigrated.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! Get the hell away from meeeeeeeee!" Havoc screamed as he fled at what seemed to be ninety miles an hour down the beautiful, "sparklie" forest. Past the "sparklie" grasses, and rocks, and into a "sparklie" cave for a rest. Then, out of nowhere, a huge "sparklie" rock hit the poor man's already pounding head... waking him up out of fear.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Get the hell away from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Havoc yelled and shortly after, woke up. Armstrong knelt down next the poor man. Havoc was shaking like a leaf in a hurricane.

"Lieutenant Havoc! Are you alright?" After getting no response whatsoever from Havoc, Armstrong picked him up in a muscly, bone crushing hug. "Oh, you must be so startled by that horrible nightmare! So be it! You shall be healed by the Armstrong family's perfectly sculpted muscles!"(1)


After sorting that deal out, Armstrong left. The girls were cracking up laughing in another room. Why wouldn't they be? They saw the enitire thing! Ah, this was such a sweet revenge!

When the day had gone by and the guys ran for the cover of their own home areas, the girls got back together again. At Riza's place again.

"Well, I think they're finally starting to know their places, now aren't they?" Winry brought up.

"True, but I still think we should continue their suffering." Riza went on.

"Well, maybe we should allow Maes off the hook." Gracia said, "after all, he seems to have learned his lesson already. For some reason," she said, already knowing why, "he believes that he gave some kind of 'sparklie' disease to me and Elysia. He wasn't ever too bad about his ignoring me... I vote we take him off the register."

"I agree," Winry voiced.

"Fine," Riza said, "then you can use the 'Sparklies Begone!' on him tonight. Just don't tell him about this."

"I don't know, Miss Riza, it'd be fun to have the guys turn against each other." Winry added with an evil smile.

Laughing, they ended the get together for the night. They'd meet up again tomarrow, same place, same time. Possibly, with Maes involved in their little conspiracy as well. Bwahaha!


Later on, at the Hughes's house, Maes was asleep. Gracia walked over to his side of the bed with the "Sparklies Begone!" She carefully sprinkled it on his head... and presto! those ungodly "sparklies" were gone! She woke him up.

"Huh... Gracia...? Aaaah! Don't touch me! I might give it to you!" Gracia started chuckling. "Wh-why are you laughing?"

"There never was a 'sparklie' disease! It was just to teach you men a lesson." She cracked up laughing.

It took nearly a full minute, but the point finally hit the poor man. He'd been tricked by his own wife! Oh, that was just terrible!

"Wh-why?"

"To get you to notice me. You've been so caught up in your work that you've been ignoring your family."

"I-I see. You-you could have just told me..."

"Didn't think you'd pay any attention."

"Oh, right."

"Well, now that you're 'cured,' want to join forces with us girls? Since we can't be everywhere, you could be our eyes to ensure that none of the rest of the guys are overly tortured."

There was a long pause... he hugged her. "Sure! I'd love to see their faces! Wonder who'll take the longest to change?"

"We can only wait and see!"


(1)ATTENTION! FOR ALL THE SICKOS OUT THERE WHO THINK I'D TRULY TORTURE HAVOC BY HAVING HIM HAVE A YOAI RELATIONSHIP WITH ARMSTRONG...THINK AGAIN. I MEANT ARMSTRONG'S ARMS AND UPPER BODY. NOTHING MORE! I'M NOT THAT EVIL. THIS IS NOT YOAI IN ANY WAY! DEAL WITH IT!

Well, besides that bit of... disturbingness, how was it? I'd love to know. So, press that nice little review button and let me know!

By the way... how did you enjoy Edward being a dwarf in Havoc's dream?

Now, for the usual... review and I'll add another chappy! Don't... and nothing happens besides me being sad and unsure of my writing...

Lastly, please also visit Shadows of Amestris as well. I'd like to continue that one sometime this year! Please review!