Chapter 2 now! Thank you to the few people that favorited this. Even if it was a small amount of people, the support still counts to me *teary eyes* On an unrelated note, I've been obsessed with this song called Mobo Moga by Orange Lounge. The original is only a minute long and the Pop remix is about 3:40. Both versions are great, so feel free to check them out. Here, things get interesting, and first time ever, I write a fight scene :0
I don't own Naruto or Sailor Moon.
Usagi Tsukino drummed her fingers on her desk. The jounin that was supposed to train Team 7 was late. "He's late!" Naruto grumbled.
"Naruto, just sit down!" Sakura scolded.
"I don't want to! How come our teachers the only one who's late? I'm ready to rule, believe it!" Usagi giggled. "You're so troubled! But, he really is taking his time."
"The other groups already met their teachers and took off on some kind of adventure or something, and Iruka-sensei's gone too!"
"We know ok?" Sakura sighed. She and Usagi looked up as Naruto started messing with the door. "What are you doing!" Sakura exclaimed. Usagi laughed again as Naruto placed a chalk filled eraser on top of the door frame.
"Naruto!"
"That's what he gets for being late. Surprise!"
"You're asking for trouble, you know you shouldn't do that!" Sakura scolded. Inside, she yelled in excitement. Pranks were the best! Sasuke frowned. "He's an elite jounin, he'd never fall for that." Usagi frowned back. "Aw, you just don't know how to have fun!" Sakura looked at Usagi, mad, then at Sasuke, with hearts in her eyes. "Sasuke's right! You guys are so clueless!" Suddenly the door opened...and the jounin got hit with the eraser. Everybody watched in amazement. Naruto broke the silence.
"Hahaha! He totally fell for it!"
"See, I told you!" Usagi shouted to an upset Sasuke. "Hmph," was all he said.
"I-I'm so sorry, Sensei! I told him not to do it, but he didn't listen. I'd never do something like that!" She said like a goody two-shoes but inside she raved at the success of the prank. 'He actually fell for that cheap trick?' Sasuke wondered. 'Is he really an elite jounin?' The man picked up the eraser.
"Hmm...How can I put this?" He raised a hand to his chin. "My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots." A huge rock fell on everyone's shoulders.
"What? That's so harsh! You just met us and you...already...hate us?" Usagi blubbered, starting to cry. The teacher looked at her. "You there, Odango." She froze. "You expect to become a kunoichi, crying over something like that? Hm. I'd hate to see your face when you're required to kill someone." Usagi face burned and she looked down. "I'm sorry, Sensei..."
They all headed to the Academy's roof to talk.
"Alright then. Why don't you introduce yourselves, one at a time."
"Introduce ourselves? What are we supposed to say?" Sakura asked.
"Things you like, things you hate, dreams and hobbies. Things like that."
"Why don't you tell us stuff first? I mean, before we talk, tell us about you so we can see how it's supposed to work." Naruto suggested.
"Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...I never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies."
"That was totally useless," Sakura grumbled. "All he really told us was his name." Naruto nodded, agreeing with her.
"Okay, your turn. You on the right, you go first."
"Believe it!" Naruto said, adjusting his headband. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka-sensei got me at the Ichiraku Noodle shop. But I hate the 3 minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobbies are eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the greatest hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody important!" Kakashi thought, 'Well, he's grown up in a very interesting way...'
"Alright, next?"
"I'm Sakura Haruno! What I like, uh, I mean the person I like is..." She turned to Sasuke and giggled. "Uh, my hobby is, uh..." She giggled again. "My dream for the future is," Sakura squealed, trying to contain herself. Usagi noticed and laughed. 'Sakura-chan is very strange and funny!' She thought.
"And? What do you hate?" Kakashi asked. "Naruto!" She shouted immediately. "Hah?" Naruto growled, thinking he heard wrong.
'Girls her age are more interested in boys than ninja training,' Kakashi thought.
"Don't feel bad Naruto, you still have me!" Usagi exclaimed, placing her hand on a sharp rock. "Gah! Curse you rock-chan, you hurt me!" She childishly exclaimed, grabbing her hand. Everyone sighed inwardly. "Well then, Odango. Tell us about yourself."
"I'm Usagi Tsukino! I like rabbits, the colors pink and red, and sweets. Oh, and to get back at my little brother, he's so mean! I hate carrots and really hard work. I guess my future is to be a really good kunoichi, and get married! That way I can raise kids the right way being as good as me. My hobbies are...eating cake! And, I guess that's all."
Everybody sweat dropped. 'Way too cheerful for being a ninja! And she's also a crybaby' Kakashi thought. Usagi sneezed[1].
"Last one," He said to Sasuke. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm gonna restore my clan, and destroy a certain someone." Everybody stared at him.
'Gee, uh, I hope he doesn't mean me!' Naruto thought.
'Sasuke is sooo hot!' Sakura thought.
'Just as I thought,' was Kakashi's response. However, different than all responses, was Usagi's. 'Oh...mom told me that his family's dead...maybe he just needs a friend? Yeah, I'll be his friend from now on! People say I'm a people person, I should have no problem!' She smiled to herself.
"Good. You're each unique and have your own ideas. We'll have our first mission tomorrow."
"Whoop! What kind of mission are we going to have?" Naruto asked. "It's a task...that the four of us will do together." Kakashi answered.
"What, what, what, what?" Naruto kept on, excited.
"...A survival exercise."
"Huh? Survival exercise?"
"I thought a real mission, not more practice! We already did this stuff at the Academy till we got here!" Sakura said.
"Yeah, she's right!" Usagi agreed.
"This is not like your previous training..."
"So, uh, what kind of training is it then?" Kakashi chuckled, then started to laugh loudly.
"Hey, that's a normal question, what's so funny?" Sakura asked. Usagi twiddled her thumbs and stared at Kakashi.
"Well, if I tell you the answer, you're not going to like it..."
"And why not? As long as it's not so hard and there's no carrots, I'm game!" Usagi exclaimed. Sasuke jumped from her sudden outburst. Kakashi continued to laugh and rested his head on his hand.
"Of the 27 graduates that came here, only 10 will actually be accepted as genin[2]. The other 18 will be weeded out and sent back to the academy. In other words, this is a make it or break it, pass/fail test. The chance that you'll fail is at least 66%." Everyone (save for Sasuke) made a shocked face.
"See? I told you you wouldn't like it." Naruto leaned forward and shouted,
"That's crazy! We worked hard to get here, believe it! What was that graduation test for anyway?"
"Oh, that. That was just to select candidates who might become genin. Or not." Naruto and Usagi went, "Whaaaaat?"
"That's how it is. I decided whether you pass or fail. Be at the designated training spot at 5 am. And bring your ninja gear." 'Man, what a tough guy! I wish someone like...Mamoru could teach us.' She giggled and clasped her hands together. 'Oh, if only he could be a jounin. But, until then, Kakashi-sensei will have to do. And, besides, I should be open minded!'
"Got it, Kakashi-sensei!" Usagi exclaimed, happily. 'And now...I could really go for a milkshake now...' Naruto growled, Sakura rocked on her feet back and forth, and Sasuke clenched his fists.
"Yeah, that's the spirit, Odango. That's it, you're dismissed." Usagi hopped up only to fall face first. "I-I won't cry, I won't c-c-cry!" She exclaimed, starting to cry.
"Usagi, really work on that. You can't get anywhere if you cry every two steps." He muttered. "Oh, and tomorrow you'd better skip breakfast, or else, you'll puke." 'Puke? Eww! Guess I'll have to brown nose mom into making me extra dinner tonight,' Usagi thought, tightening her headband (she wears it around her neck).
That night, Usagi tumbled down her house stairs.
"Are you okay, Usagi?" Ikuko, her mom, asked. She was use to her daughters misfortune of falling. "Uh, yeah, mama. L-listen!" She said, getting serious and standing next to her mom.
"Okay, I'm listening." She stirred the post of miso soup and Usagi's mouth watered. 'Oh boy! Miso soup? And I also saw mama put cake into the oven, so she must be doing this for me!'
"You see, mama, I'm a kunoichi now!"
"Of course you are, I was there the day you graduated. Your father and I were so proud of our big girl." Ikuko glance over at her. "I just hope that now, you can be responsible and show your little brother the right ways to grow up. You wouldn't want us disappointed, right?" Usagi's mouth trembled and she started crying.
"Aw, mama, why'd you have to play the guilt trip? A-all I was going to ask was for a little extra dinner, since our sensei said not to eat breakfast! B-but now, I'm all sad!" Ikuko sad and rubbed her daughter's shoulders.
"Then why didn't you say so? I'm sorry for making you cry, but really Usagi, it's no trouble. Just ask next time, okay? Were you going to brown nose me?" She cried harder.
"Why do mamas know everything?" A hand hit Usagi harshly in the back.
"Oi, big sis, what are you blubbering about?" She frowned.
"Why you-I'm your elder sister, you treat me with respect!" Usagi struck a pose. "You see, Shingo, I'm the new kunoichi of the house, so now you'll have to respect me." He sighed.
"Yeah right, are you sure you didn't just drug the teachers to promote you?" She frowned and hit him upside the head.
"You're my little brother, okay? Act like it!"
The next day, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura arrived to the training grounds. Usagi wasn't there, but it wasn't like Sasuke or Sakura cared. 'Huh? Usagi's late...but, then again, when is she ever early?' He rubbed his eyes. 'Man, am I beat. Is this guy crazy? I shouldn't wake up at 5am, believe it!' A few hours passed until Usagi came rushing towards them.
"Gomen nasaaaaaii! (Sorry) Mama didn't wake me up in time and I-woah!" She tripped and landed unto Sasuke. 'Hey! You get off of my Sasuke right now!' Sakura growled in her head.
"Gah! Gomen ne(sorry) Sasuke! I'm so clumsy, I don't know if you noticed, oh dear, I'm babbling aren't I...uh, where's Kakashi-sensei?" She gushed, hopping back.
"He's not here," Naruto muttered. "Man, I could sure go for some ramen now..."
"But Naruto, all you had to do was eat a big dinner! Goodness it was nice! We had miso, and crab rolls...oh! And we also had strawberry cake, yum!" Sasuke glared at her. It seemed like everyone could have nice family time when he couldn't.
"Mom, what's for dinner?" An excited Sasuke asked. The 7 year old bounced up and down while his mom cut some vegetables.
"Just making some omusubi. Here, you can eat this tomato while I cook.
"Yay! Thanks, mom!" He said, starting to bite into the red surface.
Sasuke frowned at the memory. Kakashi suddenly poofed in front of the team.
"Morning everyone. Ready for your first day?"
Everyone besides Sasuke pointed at him. "You're late!" Kakashi rubbed his head.
"Well, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take a long way." Usagi suddenly stepped forward.
"D-did it have a bald spot on it's forehead? You know, shaped like a crescent moon?" Everyone just stared at her. "What? It's my kitty Luna! She's been missing for a while..." 'What a strange one,' Kakashi thought.
"Anyways, let's get started." He walked away and they watched. He placed a clock onto a log stump. "Here we go. It's set for noon. Your assignment is very simple." Kakashi waved 2 bells in front of his face. "You just have to take these bells from me, that's all there is to it."
"If you can't get them by noon," he continued, "you go without lunch." Naruto gasped in disbelief.
"You'll be tied to those posts and you'll watch while I eat my lunch in front of you."
'So that's why-' started Sasuke.
'-He told us not to-' picked up Sakura.
'-eat any breakfast-' grumbled Naruto.
'-to make it harder on us!' finished Usagi(that was fun to write XD)
"Wait a minute!" Sakura called out. "There's 4 of us, how come there's only 3 bells?"[3]
"Well," Kakashi smiled, "that way, at least 1 of you will end up tied to a post and ultimately disqualified for failing to complete the mission. That one goes back to the academy." 'How cruel!' Usagi thought, brooding.
"Then again, all of you can flunk out too...You can use any weapon including shuriken. If your not prepared to kill me," he said, glancing at Usagi, "you won't be able to take the bells."
"Those weapons are too dangerous sensei!" Sakura exclaimed.
"And knowing me, you'll be bound to get hurt without them!" chimed in Usagi.
"Hahaha, especially since you couldn't even doge that eraser," giggled Naruto.
"Class clowns are usually the weakest links. You can safely ignore them, low scores, losers." Kakashi retorted. Naruto growled at him. "When I say start, you can begin." Naruto, with the word 'losers' echoing in his head, charged at Kakashi with a kunai. Kaksahi quickly turned the kunai to face the back of Naruto's head. Sasuke, Sakura and Usagi watched in amazement.
"Don't be in such a hurry. I didn't say start yet." The others took a few steps back.
'He's so fast, I didn't even see him!' thought Sakura.
'I'm so scared now! Even if I don't kill him, he'll be able to kill me!' thought Usagi.
'So this is a jounin,' Sasuke thought. "But, you came at me with the forceful intention of destroying me. So..." Sakura frowned. 'That Naruto, showing off!' "I can say this. I'm actually starting to like you guys." Usagi smiled brightly and clasped her hands together.
"Get ready. And...start!" The team jumped away quickly. "Ninjas must know how to hide quickly and effectively!" He called out. Sasuke hid in a tree, Sakura hid under a bush, and Usagi hid behind a large rock. Suddenly, looking up, Kakashi saw Naruto grinning at him.
"You and me, right now, fair and square! Let's go!" HE shouted eagerly. 'Ah Naruto, you're a knucklehead as always,' Usagi thought, peeking out at the scene. Kakashi tilted his head, confused at the kid. "Hm?" 'Fool,' Sasuke thought.
"You know, compared to the others, you're a little...weird. You should be ashamed considering you have Usagi on your team. Usagi scrambled to clap her hand over her nose.[1]
"Yeah? The only thing weird here is your hair cut!" He rushed forward, yelling as he went. Absentmindedly, Kakashi just stared at him. He reached into his hip pocket and Naruto jumped back. 'Woah, is he really gonna throw shuriken at me?' Usagi's eyes widened. 'Be careful!'
"Shinobi battle techniques. Part 1. Taijutsu. The physical part." He pulled his hand out. 'Taijutsu? That's hand-to-hand combat! But why's he getting a weapon?' Naruto thought angrily. "Huh!" Kakashi said, pulling out an orange book. Sakura tilted her head. Wasn't that one of those books her mom read but always told her to never look at?
"What the-!" Naruto exclaimed.
"What are you waiting for, make your move." Kakashi said.
"B-but, I mean, why are you reading that book?"
"Why? To find out what happens in the story, of course." He replied, opening it up. "Don't let it bother you. With your weak attacks it doesn't really matter if I'm reading or whatever." Naruto made a fist and ran towards Kakashi.
"Argh! I'm gonna crush you! Gyah!" Every time he made a punch or kick to Kakashi, he always blocked it with only one hand. At one point, Kakashi poofed behind Naruto.
"Don't let your enemy get behind you all the time." Sakura gasped. Kakashi's hands were forming the hand symbol for tiger. 'Is that the sign of the tiger? That's dangerous! He could destroy Naruto with that.' Sasuke noticed it as well. 'That hand sign is one for a fire jutsu. He's not just toying with Naruto, he's going to demolish him!' Usagi tapped her finger against her chin. 'If that's the tiger sign, and he's pointing it at Naruto...oh no! Naruto, habedai!(look out)'
"Naruto, get out of there quick! He's going to destroy you!" Sakura yelled, giving away her spot.
"Too late," said Kakashi. "Leaf village secret finger jutsu!" His fingers were...aimed for Naruto's butt? "One thousand years of death!" He yelled, throwing Naruto into a pond.
"Well that wasn't a hand sign at all, he just poked him," Sakura frowned.
"Those two are just total idiots," Sasuke frowned.
"That's just nasty," Usagi commented, frowning. Kakashi went back to reading his book. 'That must be against the rules! He's a jounin, we can't possibly match his strength,' Sakura thought to herself. Two shurikens suddenly whizzed out to Kakashi...and he caught them onto his fingers.
"What are you doing now?" Kakashi asked Naruto as he crawled out of the pond. "You look pretty wobbly for someone who's going to be the hokage." Naruto spat back about how he didn't eat. The other team members stomachs growled.
'Breakfast? I didn't even have dinner last night. It was a bad idea to go on a diet,' Sakura miserably thought.
'I'm glad I had a good dinner, but still, I'm starving! A growing girl like me needs breakfast, duh!' Usagi thought. Naruto growled, stating to swear that he would become a ninja, no matter what.
"Believe it!" A group of clone Narutos yelled, jumping out of the pond. "Woah..." Usagi gasped. 'Seven Narutos?' Sakura thought, surprised. 'They're not images, they're real! How did he do that?'
"Great technique," Kakashi started. "But I don't think it'll hold for very long. You talk like you're the best, Naruto, but you're still the worst student. You can't beat me with this jutsu." Suddenly Naruto was on his back. 'What? He got me from behind!' Everyone looked in wonder. 'Naruto...you're so cool!' Usagi thought, messing with her thumbs. Naruto grinned and lunged to get a bell.
'When did Naruto get so cool?' Sakura thought, smiling.
'A diversionary tactic. Nice,' Sasuke thought. Kakashi disappeared and a clone appeared in his place. Naruto punched the clone then gasped. "Huh?"
'Naruto punched...Naruto!' Sakura thought. The clones started to fight while Usagi looked around. "Aw, crap, now he's probably looking for us now," she whispered.
With poof, only one Naruto remained with bumps and bruises everywhere. 'Naruto, you're so not cool,' Sakura frowned. 'He got you with a replacement jutsu, loser,' Sasuke frowned. Naruto turned to his right seeing something shiny. "Hm...a bell?" He exclaimed, excited. Rushing to the bell, Naruto tripped and got caught in a rope trap. 'Now that's just sly!' Usagi thought. 'Of course it was a trap,' Sasuke thought. 'That jounin doesn't let his guard down, even when fighting Naruto.
Kakashi walked up, snatching the bell. While he lectured Naruto on getting the hang of planning attacks Sasuke reached into his bag. 'Now is my chance! He finally dropped his guard.' He launched a series of weapons to Kakashi.
"Gah!" The other exclaimed. "Are you crazy, Sasuke! You went too far." Naruto exclaimed as the weapons knocked down Kakashi. Usagi hopped over the rock and ran to him.
"Kakashi-sensei, are you okay?" She frantically yelled. "H-he isn't dead is he? Oh no!" She stopped and fell to the ground. "O-our teachers dead, oh no..."
Three thousand five hundred fifty six words. I am so sorry for making you read all the way through, but I really want to do whole episodes and not random order ones. Please leave a comment telling me how this came out :)
1. It's a myth in Asia that if someone talks like they hate you, you sneeze. In my case it's either allergies, or a lot of people hate me :\
2. I know it's supposed to be 9 genin, but remember, I'm including Usagi.
3. Again, I know it should be 2 belles, but I have to include Usagi.
Wooh! What a terrible way of ending this chapter 0.0
