Attention flamers. You don't bother me, because you were warned that this makes absolutely no sense. You're wasting your time if you're trying to upset me.

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That being said, let's move on to chapter two~

Kurama blinked, trying to absorb that information. "I'm... what?"

"My father."

Kurama's eyes had a faraway look in them now. "Oh, yes," he finally said softly. "I did have sex with your mother. Just before I died and was reborn."

Yusuke's mouth actually dropped open for a second, then he snapped it closed. No. No way. This couldn't be happening.

Kurama still had that faraway look in his eyes. He smiled slightly, obviously liking whatever he was remembering. He must have forgotten Yusuke was there, because he continued, "Best sex I've ever had."

"What?"

Yusuke's surprised and disgusted scream brought Kurama back to the present. Had he said that out loud? He noticed Yusuke preparing his Spirit Gun, so he tensed...

And the door opened. The two teenagers jumped.

"Let's try to resolve things without violence, please," a voice droned.

An older woman walked through the doors. She was holding a folder full of papers. She walked over to the single chair. "I'll be your counseler. Take a seat, please."

The two teenagers looked at each other and then sat down in the two empty seats.

The woman rifled through the papers and then looked up. "So, you're Yusuke... and you're Kurama."

They nodded.

"And you've just found out that you're father and son, though you've known each other a while."

They nodded again.

"How long have you known each other?"

Yusuke turned to look at Kurama. "Three years?"

"More like four," the redhead answered.

"So, four years," the counseler said, making some notes. Then she looked up at Yusuke. "How do you feel, knowing Kurama is your father?"

"It feels fucking weird!" the Detective yelled. "Kurama isn't that much older than me!"

She nodded, making a few more notes. "And how do you feel, knowing Yusuke is your son?"

"It was quite shocking," Kurama answered. "And it is quite awkward."

The old woman made a few more notes and shut her folder. "I believe you two need to start making up for lost time. Do some things where you can bond as father and son, and I'll see you again next week."

And with that, she stood up and walked out of the room.

- Kuramastrass -