Title: Twisted Tale

By: Tsuneni2Nocis

Summary: What happens when a muggle matchmaker is sought out by Dumbledore to bring house unity? Insanity, timetravel, closeness...and pissed off characters. hehehe...let the madness begin! R&R Parings: HG/DM, BZ/GW, RW/PP, HP/LB

Disclaimer: I'll admit it, The Harry Potter characters ARE mine. Yup- I am J.K Rowling. Ha-ha-and then I woke up from this dream and realized I wasn't. So, not mine- Doesn't mean I can't borrow them and use them to preform my evil tricks on them though. Hehehe...this should be fun!

Chapter 2:

After an hour or so more of sitting on the compartment Deisi finally fell asleep. By the time she woke up the Hogwarts Express was coming to a stop. Deisi gathered her trunk and went outside. She spotted a huge man coming her way, his name was Hagrid. She had been introduced to him before she had decided to take on the assignment and align herself with Dumbledore, for the good of the wizarding world.

Flashback:

Deisi was curently in her muggle school, she had decided to go there instead of a wizarding one. Although she did know magic she didn't use it, after all, she was only fifteen years old. To use magic outside the wizarding world was against the rules, and she would of hated to break any of them.

She focused on her recent assignment, trying to match up two unlikely pairs; their parents wanted them to wed each other. She already saw how much they would fit with another, she could tell they even liked eachother; even if they did hide it behind words of anger.

"In one and two, and three and four, the magic now is known. To bring them closer, open their eyes, what a nice surprise; they'll now seize to fight. And hug and kiss, and be together, let their love now be known. Of fire, earth, air and sea, as I chant this make it be!" Deisi had mumbled.

Muggles were easily drawn to each other, and all they needed was a bit of magic to set them on their way. Deisi possesed a different kind of magic then wizards because she didn't need a wand to do some specific spells, although she did use a wand more often then not.

She was widley known for her reputation as matchmaker, especially for one so young. She often pondered why SHE didn't have anyone of her own and later laughed about it; she just wasn't meant to be with anyone.

A tall, balding man walked towards her and handed her a pass to go to the office, she accepted it and went outside, towards the office. After steping outside the classroom, and the door slamming behind her, she was transported to a different place; it had been a portkey.

She felt the pull and suddenldy she was on the ground, rubbing her injured back. Staring up she saw an old, tall and blue-eyed man.

"You know, next time give a girl a warning before you decide to give her a portkey!" She scoffed.

"I am so gonna have a bruise after this-"

"Ahem-Ms. Acevedo?" The man prompted.

Deisi looked up from her position on the ground. "Yes?"

"Wouldn't you like to know WHY you are here and who I am?" He asked.

Deisi murmured something that couldn't be heard and then spoke a little louder.

"Yes, of course."

"Alright then, My name is Albus Dumbledore. I sought you out to propose something to you...are you up for a challenge, Ms. Acevedo?"

Suddenly the door to the room they were located in opened and Deisi saw a giant with a big-bushy beard walk in.

She raised an eyebrow.

"This is Hagrid, Ms. Acevedo. He's the Care of Magical Creatures teacher."

"'ello." He uttered.

"Hello...umm, alright. What's the challenge, Proffesor?"

"To bring the houses of hogwarts together."

End Flashback:

Slytherins and Griffindors had been known to hate each other, they would never get along. That's what everyone assumes anyways. Dumbledore had thought that if he got some students, the most troublesome, and had them be with another something might come of it; death was not among those things. And so here was Deisi about to spend her final year in a wizarding school to play matchmaker and establish peace within each house.

Hagrid soon was by her side and he took her trunk in his big hand.

"'ello Deisi, Dumbledore told me to take yer things up, and to tell yer to come to his office. Password's lemon drops." Hagrid then walked away and disappeared Deisi sighed and went up towards the castle. She was one in about two-thousand students in the Hogwarts alumni.

When she got to his office she said his password and the statue moved away leaving a spiral stair case on its wake. Deisi climbed the stairs and was soon face to face with an old man of white beard and a twinkle in his light blue eyes.

"Ah, Deisi. Come in, come in. Please take a seat, care for some All Flavored Jelly Beans?" Deisi took the chair across from his desk, and him. She shook her head and declined the jelly beans.

"No thank you Professor." She smiled.

"Ah, very well then. The reason I called for you today was to discuss the matter I presented to you a couple of weeks ago. How goes your plan?"

"It's going very well, Professor. I had the pleasure to meet the students today and decided which would be more likely to end up with another." Deisi began to laugh as she began to think about who she was trying to get together.

"Well, tell me then. Who are you planning to get together?" Dumbledore questioned, curiosity in his voice.

"Well, as of today I will do everything in my power to bring Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy together. Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabbini, Pansy Parkinson and Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown and Harry Potter, together. What do you think of them? They have great potential in turning their hate for another into love; if they don't end up killing each other first."

Dumbledore chuckled.

"I assure you that won't happen, Ms. Acevedo. That won't happen under my watch at least. Those pairs would help bring house togetherness, I approve. Now, how are you going to get them to be with another?"

Deisi smirked. "That, Professor, is something you'll just have to wait and see."

"Ah-not even a hint I presume? Oh, very well. I'll know soon enough, won't I? In the mean time, you should go to the welcome feast. You're to be sorted today, good luck."

"Thank you, Professor, I'll see you later."

Deisi walked out of Dumbledore's office and made her way to the Great Hall.

Author's note: . I got some reviews! How wonderful was that! Thank you to all who reviewed! lol...For that I'll give you a hint on what's happening in the next chapter: Food, Fight, Fright. lol. Triple the F's! Hope you're not allergic! Well, review!

-Tsuneni2Nocis