Chapter One

Fireheart hummed the start of the tune. Then, he began to chant; "We are the champions my friends. And we keep on fighting to the end. We are the champions, we are the champions, no time for losers cause we are the champions"

"Will you stop that!" meowed Graystripe at his side. He always got adigtated when Fireheart broke into song.

"Sorry." said Fireheart. " But I'm, happy about defeating Bosostar (aka Brokenstar). " he said. "That was the only song that could but my emotions into words." he added. Graystripe rolled his eyes.

"Have you thought of a new way to make Buestar notice us?" said Graystripe. Making his leader notice him was a favorite pass time of the two friends.

"Yepp" said Fireheart happily. "Hows this; When we go hunting together, we attack eachother till we bleed." he said excitively.

"How will that help!" said Graystripe, outraged.

"Well, oviously, we tell Bluestar there was a badger and that we only just managed to chase it away." he said as though Graystripe should have realized it before he said it.
"Brilliant!" said Graystripe. "Look, here comes Whitestorm! Act mature." he hissed. He and Fireheart puffed out their chests and talked in deep voices as a large white tom approached them.

"So." said Fireheart in a low voice that did not suit him. "I say we do three hundred push ups as a warm up, and then run three laps from here to FourTrees and back." he said in the same way.

"Yeah." siad Graystipe, stretching and flexing his muscles. "We'll have to go easy on ourselves because of lack of sleep. I could easily do six hundred push up and run laps of ThunderClan territory till noon." he said deeply.

"Actually." said Whitestorm. "Bluestar wants you to sleep, and then take out the evening partol." he said. The corners of his mouth twitched as he added , "If thats not too macho for you."

"No, I guess not." said Fireheart, still in the faulsy strong voice. "I mean, we'll have to work extra strong tomorrow."

"I guess so." said Whitestorm, walking away.

"Dat was close." said Fireheart, back to his immature voice.

"Lets go get some fresh-kill." said Graystripe. The two friends headed back towards the fresh-kill pile. When they passed the warriors den, they puffed our their chests again and began talking about needing more shaving cream and better razor blades. They selected two squirrels and a robin.

"We should take it to the big kid section now." said Fireheart. "Remember, we must act mature." he said. Graystripe nodded. They entered the warriors den flexing their muscles and discussing the stoc market.

"Ever since WindClan left, the prey's gone way up." said Fireheart deeply.

"Yes, it's increased by 86.57934 ." said Graystripe. They went to sleep. Fireheart dreamed he had won the iron cat olympics. He created a song called 'I am the Champion' and it won the Best New Single Award.

"Wake up Fireheart!" said Tigerclaw. Fireheart awoke with the scarriest sight ever. Large amber eyes were staring at him. "You were mewing in your sleep about something." he said.

"You killed Redtail!" called Fireheart. "You killed him! I know what you did last summer!"

"Wake up Fireheart!" He awoke to see Graystripe looking over him. "You said 'I know what you did last summer' or something." he said. Looking around Fireheart's bed, he added, "how many times have a told you not to watch scary movies before you go to bed?" sternly. Fireheart tucked the dvd player under his pillow and muttered about being addicted. "I'll look up some rehab centers for you." said Graystripe.

The two warriors stretched and went outside. Some apprentices were awake now. Fireheart watched Sandpaw and Dustpaw working in Bluestar's Salon with pleasure. Sandpaw accidently squirted fur gel in Dustpaw's eye. He jumped up and down and ran all the way to the ravine and back. Bluestar came out and told them off for messing with her products.

Several days later, Fireheart and Graystripe were preparing to go to the Gathering. Fireheart had one eye on Bluestar. Tigerclaw's treachery had set a fire in his heart (which wasn't hard, considering his name)to reveal the truth to Bluestar. He ran up to her and asked her for a word.

"Bluestar, may I have a word?" he asked. She nodded and told Tigerclaw to wait for her.

"Well, what is it?" she asked. Her sparkling eyes decorated the forest. Fireheart burst his heart out and spoke.

"Oh, Bluestar, I love you." he said in a dreamy voice.

"Cut!" called the director.

"Sorry," said the ginger tom playing Fireheart. "I read the wrong srcipt." he took out a srcipt from his ear. It was tiltled, "Romeo and Juliete." "This is the one I want." he added, looking at the one labeled, "Warriors; Fire and Ice." He read over his lines.

"Ready, and ACTION!" called the director.

"Ravenpaw's been kidnapped!" he said. And he went into deep describiton of the ninja warriors who had popped out of tree, taken Ravenpaw, and then imformed him that they had given Ravenpaw to Barley. He told her how Tigerclaw had killed Redtail because he didn't like his fur cut, and how Tigerclaw was after Ravenpaw next.

"You are a kittypet. You should now that we do not kill our own clan. Now about these ninjas, they were outlawed 3000000 moons ago. Do not tell me this again Fireheart." she said, and stalked away.