We have a wedding to get to

Arizona was checking her list for the tenth time in order to see if she was forgetting about something. Sofia's things were settled and Timothy's as well. Hers seemed to be alright too, but she had an insistent feeling telling her they weren't.

"What the hell can I possibly be forgetting about?" Arizona grumbled to herself.

"Everything ok, sweetie?" Arizona almost jumped after hearing her wife's voice. She was so distracted with the thing she knew she was forgetting about that she didn't even notice Callie's approach.

"Hey, you scared me." Arizona said turning into her wife's direction.

"I have a feeling you are thinking too hard." Callie said and then put her arms around Arizona's waist. The blonde's arms quickly found their way to stay around her wife's neck.

"Everything is ready and we can go, but I think I might be forgetting about something and I don't wanna get there and remember and feel stupid about it. I made a list, and my father always says making lists are the best way to prevent you of forgetting stuff and…" Callie suddenly kissed Arizona, making her immediately stop talking.

The kiss made Arizona's muscles soften a little bit. After feeling that, Callie pulled away and looked right into her wife's eyes.

"You don't have to be nervous." Callie said calmly and Arizona sighted.

"I kinda think I do." Arizona said with a low voice.

Arizona wasn't the kind of woman who could be easily intimidated or scared off, but the idea of spending two weeks in the middle of people who hated her just because she was who she was and blamed her for Callie having fallen in love with her was terrifying.

"They won't hurt you. They'll just behave like a bunch of assholes. And it's not all of them. You know I called my aunt Maribel and she was so excited about us going to the wedding. She can't wait to meet you and the kids." Arizona relaxed a little bit after the reminder of Callie's aunt. Maribel seemed such a nice woman and it would be a pleasure to meet her and spend time with her.

"So, I'll stick with your aunt." Callie was happy to see Arizona was laughing now.

"Well, I guess we will both stick with my aunt." The couple kissed again before Callie continued saying "Actually, Maribel offered to pick us up at the Lima airport. It's just ten minutes from her house, and this way, we can go to the ranch all together."

"Seems like a very good idea." Arizona hugged Callie tightly, but a sudden cry coming from Timothy's bedroom made the two women end their embrace a few moments later "I'd better give Timothy a bottle and then get him ready to go. Our flight is in exactly three hours."

"You do that. I'll make sure Sofia is ready to go."

Three hours later, Callie, Arizona, Sofia and Timothy were already at their sits in the plane. Callie noticed Arizona wasn't nervous anymore, which made her own self more relaxed.

"Mommy, how long will we have to be here?" Sofia asked Callie with a very impatient voice. She too had on an impatient expression.

Sofia was almost five now, which meant she was still on the 'questions phase'. She wanted to know everything about everything. Definitely, 'why' was her favorite word of the moment.

"A little while, princess." Callie answered only, but she knew the conversation wasn't over yet.

"How long is a while?" Sofia's expression was still extremely impatient and Callie had to make an effort not to laugh at her daughter.

"Some hours, Sofia." Sofia's expression became kind of angry after her mommy's answer. She hated to be sitting for a long period of time.

"I'll hate travelling every time we'll do it if we have to be sitting all the way through our destination." Callie was amused by her little daughter talking like a grownup woman. It was a very nice thing to watch.

"When we get there you'll forget all about the time you've spent sitting."

"You'd better be telling me the truth. If this ranch is not cool like you said it is, I'll be really mad at you." Sofia crossed her tiny arms in front of her chest and stayed in silence. Now the conversation was definitely over and Callie could laugh a little bit looking at her little angel.

Sofia looked a lot like Callie. Their hair, eyes, mouth, cheeks and almost everything else was the same. If Mark was still alive, he would have been mad about it and would have to stand a cocky Callie telling him her genes were much better than his. Sofia didn't remember about Mark, she was just one when he passed away, but Callie always made sure she knew he was her father.

"Don't laugh." Sofia said after noticing her mommy laughing.

"I'm sorry, sweetheart." Callie pulled Sofia closer to her and made her lay on her lap "I love you so much."

Sofia looked into Callie's eyes a bit and smiled at her.

"I love you too, mommy."

"Emily, are you ready to go?" Pamela screamed from downstairs while Emily was finishing closing her baggage.

"Yes, mom!" Emily screamed back and looked around her room to check if she was not forgetting about anything.

"So let's go, my daughter. If we want to get there before lunch we need to leave now."

Emily took a deep breath and put her bag over her shoulder.

"Help our daughter, Wayne." Pamela said after seeing the huge bag over Emily's shoulder.

"It's okay, daddy. I'm fine." Emily tried to argue, but Wayne took the bag anyway.

"Let me take care of this, Ems. Save your shoulders for important things like your swimming competitions." Wayne said with a sweet voice and Emily instantly smiled at him.

Emily was really close to her father. He was her hero and she was his little princess. If Emily needed anything, Wayne would do everything he could to provide her that. He was funny and caring and had a heart bigger than the world. He was also a very sweet man and Emily was really proud of being his daughter.

"Thank you, daddy." Emily said with a smile still across her face.

Wayne, Pamela and Emily hit the road right after putting everything into the car. Emily stayed quiet during almost all route with the excuse she had a headache, which wasn't a complete lie, as her head was so full of stuff it could explode at any minute.

"Callie! Oh, my God! Here you are!" Maribel was so excited about seeing her niece again she almost cried happy tears.

"Aunt Maribel! It's so good to see you again!" Callie was too really excited and hurried to give Maribel a very tight hug.

When they pulled away, Callie went to talk to her uncle Antonio and then begun with the introductions of her family.

"So, this is my wife Arizona. This little princess here is Sofia and this little prince here is Timothy." Maribel's eyes shinned as she looked at Callie's wife and kids. They're such a beautiful family.

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you." Arizona said politely and Maribel went to hug her carefully because of the baby in her arms.

"I'm so glad to meet you, Arizona." Maribel smiled and then looked at Timothy "And you're such a handsome young man, right? Oh, God, he's the cutest! And he looks just like you, Arizona."

Maribel smiled one more time and pulled her attention to Sofia, who was staring at her trying to decide if she was going to like Maribel or not.

"Sofia." Maribel said with a sweet and happy voice "You know your name is one of the most beautiful names in the whole world, right? It totally matches you."

Callie could tell by Sofia's expression that she decided to like Maribel.

"My mommies always tell me that." Sofia smiled and Maribel's heart melted. She loved the kid already.

"So, aunt Maribel, where's Santana? I don't see her since she was like eleven or something." Callie asked suddenly missing her cousin.

"She said she needed to finish packing, so you'll see her when we get home." Maribel explained "We should go now. Antonio, help the girls with their bags."

Maribel felt happy for the first time in her life about Antonio's van. If they didn't own that huge (and most of the times useless) vehicle, they'd have to travel with two cars and Santana would be all cocky about her driving skills. Maribel, once again, tried to convince herself she needed to lose her fears and learn how to drive eventually.

When they got home, ten minutes later, Antonio parked the van beside the curb, not bothering with putting the vehicle into the garage, as they were going to leave in a few moments anyway.

As Maribel and the others got closer to the front door, they started hearing some noises at first unrecognizable. Maribel signed to everybody to stay quiet.

"Sanny, your parents will be home soon." Maribel knew that voice belonged to Brittany just from hearing Santana being called 'Sanny'. No one called her daughter like that, except from Brittany.

"If you want me to stop…" Santana started to say with a seductive voice, but was interrupted by something that sounded like a kiss.

"Don't stop." Brittany said with a voice full of pleasure and desire.

"Ok, that's it!" Maribel said while opening the front door. The sound of it made Santana, who was on top of Brittany on the living room bigger couch, fall to the floor. Half naked Brittany looked for a pillow to cover her exposed parts "Santana Lopez, what the hell is happening in here?"

Santana stood up of the floor, put her shirt in the right place and started to look after Brittany's clothes, scattered all over the room. Maribel continued yelling at her.

"You have a bed that perfectly fits you and Brittany in it. And you knew I was going to pick up your cousin at the airport and I wasn't going to take long. Las visitas van a pensar que yo no te dio educación." After the reference of Callie, Santana notice the other people in the room.

"Hi, Callie. And everyone." Santana said not even a little bit embarrassed. Actually, she seemed kind of proud and super cocky and Callie felt an urge to laugh.

"Hi, Santana." Callie looked at Arizona and noticed she was having a hard time not to laugh too. On the other hand, Sofia's expression was pure confusion.

"Usted debe aprender a controlarse, and what have I told you about sex in common areas of the house?" Maribel was still yelling, but her face showed she wasn't mad at all. She had already caught up Santana and Brittany having sex millions of other times, which made her simply stop bothering. She knew how teenagers could be horny. The only difference about this time was that they had other people around. Maribel didn't want Callie and Arizona to think she was the kind of mother that didn't have any authority over their child.

"Sorry, Maribel. It was my fault." Brittany said with a crying voice. She was looking like a sad little panda, which melted Maribel's heart and made her stop yelling.

"You don't need to apologize, darling." Maribel said softly and then turned her head to face Santana "I know whose fault is it."

Santana looked at her mother and then around. She noticed Callie, her wife and Antonio trying so hard not to laugh they were almost crying.

"Oh, please! Just relax, mami. I wasn't doing anything you guys wouldn't do at home in the company of only your super hot girlfriend." Santana said with her typical badass and bumptious voice.

As Santana finished her sentence, the front door opened again. A very good looking girl with short blond hair got in like she was the owner of the house.

"Hey, Quinn." Santana greeted the girl with a friendly and casual tone.

Quinn stared at the scene in front of her for a couple of seconds. She found Brittany putting clothes on, Santana standing next to her with a cocky smile on her face, two unknown women and Antonio trying as hard as they could not to start laughing, Maribel with a completely fake mad expression in her face that was falling apart quickly and a little girl looking at everything with confusion in her eyes.

"What's going on here?" Quinn asked with a confused voice.

Then everybody started laughing. Quinn and the little girl she didn't know now shared the same confused expression while everyone was laughing their heads off.

"Esta familia es una locura. If I get crazy, it's all on you people." Maribel said between laughs.

"I guess this mixing language is a family thing, right?" Arizona asked with a low voice so just Callie could hear her.

"Definitely." Callie agreed, still laughing at the situation.

"So… Who's ready to hit the road?" Brittany asked with a very childish voice, which just made everyone laugh even harder than before.

After Brittany was fully dressed and Quinn was privy to the situation, Callie gave Santana a bear hug and introduced Arizona, Sofia and Timothy to her. Surprisingly, Sofia hit it on with Santana right away. Then Santana introduced Brittany as her beloved girlfriend and future mother of her children. Maribel rolled her eyes, of course. Quinn was introduced as well and, with everybody knowing everybody, they decided it was time to get in the van and drive to the ranch.

"I had no idea you were gay, Santana." Callie said naturally picking up conversation in the car. Sofia was asleep on her lap, just like Timothy in Arizona's.

"It's not like I came out a long time ago, although I'm with Brittany for… What, baby? Two and a half years?" Santana asked softly to the girl sitting right next to her.

"I'm no good with numbers." Brittany answered like she was five-years-old "But we were freshmen."

"Wait a minute! Are you two dating since freshman year?" Quinn suddenly asked with a lot of surprise in her voice "And what about Puck, Artie, Sam, Finn…?"

"Shut up, Fabray. Those were… mistakes." Santana said interrupting Quinn "Please, let's not talk about guys. Especially those guys."

'Guys that had already seen me and my Britt-Britt naked.' Santana ended the sentence in her head. Gross.

"That's fine with me." Quinn agreed and changed the subject, it wasn't her interest at all to talk about exes "So, Callie, how did you and Arizona meet?"

"We work at the same hospital. I'm an orthopedic surgeon and Arizona is a pediatric one. She heard rumors about me having dated a woman at work, so she decided to go after me in a bar's toilet and kiss me." Callie was laughing, but Arizona didn't seem very happy about the story her wife had just told.

"Saying like this you make me look like a stalker." Arizona started to say in her defense "What happened was that I saw a really sad woman at the bar and recognized her from the hospital. I was told stories about Dr. Calliope Torres, so I assumed I knew what was wrong with her."

"What kind of stories?" Brittany asked curiously. She loved to hear any kind of story that involved romance and related stuff.

"I heard Callie had such a disastrous break-up with a cardio-thoracic surgeon named Erica that the woman resigned from the hospital." Callie rolled her eyes and Santana, Quinn and Brittany started to laugh.

"That must've been tough." Quinn commented feeling a little bit sorry for Callie. At that time, she must've felt horrible.

"Tell me about it." Callie agreed.

"But as I was saying, Callie was really down that night and I had already had a couple of drinks, so when I saw her going into the toilet, I decided to follow her." Arizona paused for two seconds before returning to her story "When I found Callie, she was crying. We talked a little bit and I told her that when she was over being upset, people would line up for her. She laughed and asked me if I wanted to give her some names. Then I smiled and kissed her."

"And then she left saying 'I think you'll know'." Callie finished the story for Arizona and gave her a quick, but sweet kiss on the lips.

"That was such a cute story! So romantic…" Brittany commented with her big blue eyes shining.

"Totally agree with you, babe." Santana said before giving Brittany a gentle kiss on the lips.

"You four stop kissing or I'll go sit with Maribel and Antonio at the front seats." Quinn complained with a grumpy voice and the two couples started to laugh.

"You don't get to complain, Fabray. You're an intruder here." Santana said between laughs.

"No way! I was invited for the wedding, okay? I know it wasn't for the whole two weeks family stuff, but your mother insisted that I had to come and keep an eye on you two." Quinn said pointing to Santana and Brittany.

"And why is that?" Arizona asked curiously.

"Because Santana can't keep it in her pants. Also, she has a bad temper. So I am here doing a favor to Maribel, who I love very much, and helping you, Lopez, not to get in trouble for breaking the conditions of Brittany's presence or for spending all day long in bed with her." Santana's expression was pure fury and Callie and Arizona really wanted to laugh at the scene in front of them.

"I'm gonna kill my mother." Santana grumbled.

"There is a window between us, but I can still hear you, Santana Lopez!" Maribel screamed with a playing disapproving voice from the front part of the van. Everybody started laughing, except from Santana.

"What conditions was Quinn talking about?" Callie asked pretty sure she could imagine the type of conditions Maribel would impose to Santana and Brittany.

"Maribel doesn't want Sanny and I to share sweet lady kisses in public. Snixx must not show up too and Sanny has to stay away from bitch one and bitch two." Brittany explained innocently and made Callie and Arizona confused. Santana loved the Brittany way of talking, so she opened a huge smile to her girlfriend.

"Mami said I can't share a lot of affection with Britt in public, which is something we really do all the time, and you guys know why we can't." Santana talked directly to Callie and Arizona "She also said I can't have rage reactions if some family assholes pick on me because I'm gay and more important of all, she told me to stay away from aunt Lucia and aunt Pamela."

Callie couldn't stop herself from being sad about her mom. Aunt Maribel knew Lucia could, more than anyone else, cause problems with Santana because she was at a family wedding with her girlfriend, so she had to tell her daughter to stay away from her own aunt. However, Callie couldn't blame Maribel for doing that. If Lucia had the courage to do everything she did to Callie, who was her daughter, who knows what she would be able to do to Santana.

"It's not worth being upset about it, babe." Arizona whispered on Callie's ear and she nodded.

Suddenly, the van stopped. Callie was so concerned thinking about her mother that she didn't even notice their arrival to the Torres ranch.

I'm really happy about the fact that people are already following my crossover and leaving reviews. Thank you all! Leave suggestions if you like ;) I'm already working on the third chapter, so it must not take long for an update. XOXO