I smiled as I landed my ship. I pulled out the little house Pad and drew a small cottage that was blue and black on the inside, and red and purple on the inside. I smiled as Dir set up our room and I sat on the couch. The only reason we come to Earth...well...we don't belong on Irk. I got up and walked out. Time to have fun with an old friend.


I knocked on the door. A little Robot, similar to Dir, answered.

"INTRUDER!" Uh..."HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! LOOK AT DA MONKEHHHH!" He screamed, then ran off. I rolled my eyes and walked in, Dir at my side.

"ZIM?" I called out.

"Master is out looking for you, you little brat!" A voice that came from no where said. I jumped and looked around. "I'm the computer AI." I nodded.

"Why is he looking for me?"

"EVERY IRKEN IS AFTER YOU!" I jumped back a little.

"Jeez are you ever nice to people?"

"No."

"Okay then..." I said, turning and walking out.


I ran home quickly, hoping to not get caught. As soon as I got in the house, I ran to my lab.

"DIR!" I called. He was down in a flash.

"We have to get disguises, DIR. Hop in. You are going to be a cat." He dd as told, and after a few minutes a black cat with red eyes popped out.

I walked into the machine, telling the computer to suprise me.

The computer more than changed my look, she changed my personality...


A girl with straght brown hair walked into the class room. The tips of her hair were a dark blue, as were her bangs. She wore a white dress, going to her knees in the back and at her middle thigh in the front. She wore a pair of black converse, and her dark blue eyes were narrowed.

"Class, this is Kay Red. Kay, say anything you have to say NOW." Mrs. Bitters said in a bored, mad, tone.

"Don't talk to me, you filthy monkeys." Kay snarled.

"YOU! Underground cassroom!" Mrs. Bitters said, pointing at a random child. He was sent...well...(we don't really know, do we IZ fans?)

Kay took her seat in the front, snarling at people that dared look at her.

Zim couldn't help but notice something...familiar about her.


Tell me how you liked it ^^ Kay and Zim aren't gong to be Boyfriend Girlfriend, they're just friends.