Kakashi: In local news, the gay couple Naruto and Sasuke, known as Sasunaru, are being interviewed by our local interviewer, Neji. See the following video played by our cameraman.

video recorded

Naruto and Sasuke walk up the sidewalk. Neji then steps in their way with a few others.

Neji: Is it true that you are known as Sasunaru?

Naruto: Yes that's what our viewers say.

Neji: Okay, when did you start liking eachother?

Naruto: .

Sasuke: Tell him, you dipshit.

Naruto: okay Naruto's really pissed now "Do we really have to tell you that?"

Neji: Well this is your interview. shrugs

Sasuke: Okay, Naruto, I will tell him.

Sasuke: Okay, since 14, i guess. He still a kid inside.

Naruto: WHAT? THATS NOT TRUE!

Sasuke: You bet it is, dipshit. Anyway let's go Naruto.

Neji sees Hinata and Sakura. He decides to interview them. Neji walks up to them.

Neji: You seem really pissed...err... What's your name?

Sakura: Sakura and yes i'm fucking pissed. Got a problem with that?

Neji: What are pissed about?

Sakura: I'm fucking pissed about them. Naruto and Sasuke are fucking gay, that's fucking wrong.

Neji: Okay, thank you for that.

Neji: Okay how do you feel about it, the same way? What is your name?

Hinata: Hinata and kind of. Everyone knows I like Naruto.

Neji: Okay, do you have one last word for our viewers?

Hinata: Yes...FUCK YOU!

Neji: Okay, thank you for that. he said that sarcastically

Sakura: Wait I also have one last word!

Neji: What is it?

Sakura pauses for a minute to think for minute. Sakura smiles evilly.

Sakura: Yeah, know what Sasuke and Naruto, if you're watching, I fucking liked you Sasuke, Fuck you Naruto, for stealing my fucking love from me. Someday, you'll be in fucking pieces.

Sakura runs for the camera to punch it.

Neji comes in between her and the camera.

Neji: Okay, thank you for watching!

The security comes to take Sakura away.

Neji realizes that the camera isn't off.

Neji: Is it still on?

Cameraman: Yeah.

Neji: TURN THAT FUCKING CAMERA OFF!

Camera is off.

Returns back to news.

Ten-ten & Kakashi: Well, that's it for today, tune in tommorow for another video on FOX11.

Naruto turns off tv.

Naruto pauses for a minute.

Naruto: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sasuke: What the hell are you screaming about?

Naruto: The news.

Sasuke: Go back to sleep!

They both go back to sleep.

Well review that chapter. To me that was so funny! To my friend paine66 as well. I don't now about you. Any way review and tell me if you liked it or not. By the way, there's more to the story.