Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy.

Because of a few requests i've gotten I wrote about what Vincent had to go through during(horror music sounds in backround) Yuffie's pregnancy. It was a little tough to write because i used most of my good ideas on Tifa and Cloud's story since i didn't knowI would be writing this one. Oh well, it might not be as funny as the other one, or it might we'll just have to see what you think; enjoy. Read and Review.

January

"Vinny, there's something I have to tell you..." Yuffie stated while walking over to him.

"What is it?"

"I...I...I'm pregnant" She then looked into his eyes hoping for an answer but only saw shock in his crimson eyes now as big as dinner plates.

"Vinny...are you ok?"

THUD

He fainted

February

"Vinny; you really need to add some color to your wardrobe," said Yuffie while examining his cape.

"I prefer black and red"

"Come on let's go shopping, it'll be fun."

"I would rather not"

"Let's go"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes!"

"No"

"Fine, unless you want this to happen," said Yuffie grabbing a picture of them on their wedding day then a pair of scissors then acting like she was going to cut him out of the picture.

"Ok, let's go" said Vincent as he grabbed Yuffie's wrist and pulled her out the door to go shopping, and the whole time she's singing 'I have the power'.

March

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you now," Yuffie yelled at Vincent with the Conformer held over her head.

"Because you love me, and I can't help but fear for my life at this point," whimpered Vincent as he slowly backed away from the enraged Yuffie.

"Fine, I'll let it go for now, but your gonna get it if you make any reference to my weight again" spat Yuffie as she walked to the kitchen.

"Help me" Vincent whispered to no one.

He has fought menacing monsters and seen things nobody should ever have to see in their lifetime and not been the slightest bit afraid, but Yuffie's temper is by far the most terrifying thing he's ever seen.

April

"Yuffie, do you know when Cloud and Tifa are going to get here?"

"Umm...in about five minutes I think"

"I had better hide Death Penalty and the Conformer, because lord knows Cloud will say something stupid" thought Vincent.

When Vincent came back down stairs he found Yuffie waiting on the couch actually reading a book. "What are you reading?"

"Pregnancy through Motherhood for Dummies" said Yuffie with a little smirk on her face.

They then hear someone knocking on the door so Vincent gets it and let's Cloud and Tifa into the house. Once they were in Cloud spotted Yuffie and began to open his mouth but was interrupted.

"Not a word Cloud or you'll regret it" said Yuffie without even looking up from the book.

After hearing this Cloud immediately shut his mouth making Tifa and Vincent laugh.

May

It was their anniversary and Vincent decided to cook a huge meal for Yuffie and himself. He made so much food he probably would have cooked the refrigerator if he could. Yuffie had no idea he was doing this, but he clued in Tifa and she took Yuffie out for the day to give Vincent time to prepare everything. Just as he finished setting out all the food he heard the front door open and close so he hastily went into the kitchen and waited for Yuffie to enter the dining room.

"Oh my god, look at all the food" he heard Yuffie say through the door.

"Happy Anniversary" said Vincent coming out of the kitchen then going over to hug his wife.

"Did you make all of this by yourself?"

"Yeah, but I wouldn't have had time if Tifa hadn't distracted you all day" said Vincent with a smirk playing at his lips.

"So THAT'S why she was so desperate to get me to go shopping with her" said Yuffie snapping her fingers.

Vincent then pulled her into a passionate kiss, but they both reluctantly pulled away remembering the food was getting cold.

June

"Hey Cloud; you wanna switch wives for about four months?"

"Oh, come on Vincent it can't be that bad..."

"Her mood swings are driving me crazy; she's happy, and then she's sad, and then she's happy again, and then mad. I usually end up hurt by the time she reaches mad too" said Vincent with his head in his hands.

"I'm sorry Vincent, but I don't know what to tell you."

"I hope you never have to go through what I am, and if you do then I hope it's not as bad" Vincent said while walking away.

July

"Umm...Yuffie...what are you doing?" asked Vincent as he watched her on the couch.

"Poking my stomach" she answered innocently.

"...Why...?"

"I don't know" Yuffie said then got up and walked away.

"I...don't even know how I should react to this" Vincent said to himself as he sat there just staring into space thinking.

August

"What is this song all about; can't figure any lyrics out. How do the words to it go; I wish you'd tell me I don't know" Yuffie cheerfully sang 'Smells like Nirvana by Weird Al Yankovic'.

"Yuffie, why are you singing?"

"Because I'm happy" replied Yuffie.

"Oh boy, I know what's coming next" thought Vincent.

"That's good"

Yuffie's face then dropped into one of sadness, "Vinny...do you think I'll be a good mother?"

"Of course"

"Yeah I think so too...at least I hope" said Yuffie regaining her cheerful mood then going up the stairs.

"Uh oh next comes mad, I hope nothing happens to set her off" thought Vincent.

"Vinny" Yuffie called down.

"Yeah"

"Where is the Death Penalty?"

Hearing that instantly made Vincent freeze, "W-W-Why" he tried to remain calm but failed.

"I wanna clean it" she replied.

"Oh my god that was close" whispered Vincent.

"I'll get it for you..." he yelled back up to her.

September

In the Delivery Room...

"Alright Mrs. Valentine just one more push" said the Doctor.

"I...don't...think...I can" said Yuffie between sharp breaths of pain and fatigue.

Vincent squeezed her hand in reassurance giving her the incentive she needed for just one more push, which luckily the doctor was right and that's all it took.

"What do you think we should name her?" asked Yuffie holding their new born daughter.

"Hmm...Trisha?"

"Sounds good to me...Trisha Valentine it is then." Yuffie said looking down at the baby.

"So Vinny...wanna have another" Yuffie asked beaming at him.

He just looked at her like she was crazy, "...no..."

And it's finally completed. Now to see if it well, and if not then i at least know i did well with Cloud and Tifa.

In the CloudxTifa portion i put that Tifa had morning sickness at 1 month; well i know someone who is currently 1 month pregnant and going through morning sickness so now i don't know if I should be happy or scared that I got the 1 month thing right...

Don't mind me I'm just rambling

Oh, and i don't know if i have to do this but i've seen it in other fics so i will...I don't own Smells Like Nirvana...there...whether that was necessary or pointless i don't know,but i put it anyway.