Xung walked into the livign room and sighed. If you asked anyone but him, the sight would have been romal and expected: JoAnne whacking Sonic with an anvil, Shadow asleep, Nazo and Dillan yelling at the top of their voices, Luna shut in her room for the 459th time.

"Okay, everyone, in the car!" He said, getting an idea. "We're going on a trip!"

At Mephiles' Base...

Mephiles walked over to a large, bright yellow truck and scowled. "How come you got a driver's liscence, and I failed?" He turned to a black hedgehog with blue stripes nearby.

"Because I didn't obliterate the driving instructor." Cory replied calmly, getting in the driver's seat.

Mephiles got in the passenger seat and grumpily sat in a small baby chair. "Remind me why I have to sit in this?"

"Because it's my car." Cory said as Iblis got in the back, grinning as she petted a miniature Medusa.

"Can we go to Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Iblis asked. "Medusie's hungry!"

"So, if I drive you everywhere, do I get a raise?"

Mephiles hit his head on the keyboard in exasperation.

With Xung...

"Would you stop with the 3DS? You've only had it three days and-AAAAAH!" Nazo screamed as Dillan directedthe character he was playing in his 3DS into Nazo's experiment.

"Dillan, don't mess with Nazo's-" Unfortunately, Xung couldn't finish the sentence,a s the car had been blasted off a cliff.

"AAAAH!" Sonic looked out the window to see the sea.

"Oh, we're falling, we're falling, oh yes we're falling! We're falling, oh yes we're falling into the sea! We're falling, we're falling, oh yes we'rwe falling and I don't know why I'm singing, but we're falling, we're falling, oh yes we're falling! And we're probably goign to die!" Dillan sang while doing a backwards Irish jig as the car plummeted.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Sonic screamed.

"SHUT UP!" JoAnne yelled, whacking him with an anvil. Again.

Shadow stirred in his sleep, snored, and woke up. "Huh? Wuzzhappenung?"

Luna sighed, looked up from her drawing of Sonic drowning, and told the car-Sweetpie, "Lifeboat."

Immediately they landed in the lifeboat.

"Why didn't I think of that?' Sonic asked.

"Because you're a moron." Everyone replied.

"Great." Nazo muttered, looking around. "Now we're in the middle of nowhere!"

"Oh, we're not in the middle of nowhere." Shadow said. "We're on the edge of nowhere." He pointed at a sign that said, "Welcome to Nowhere! Population: Who Cares!"

With Mephiles, Cory, and Iblis...

"MCDONALDS!" Iblis pointed at said manifestation of evil.

"No." Mephiles and Cory said.

"MCDONALDS, MCDONALDS, NOW!" Iblis jumped at Cory and grabbed the wheel.

"GET OFFA MY CAR!" Cory yelled.

"FREEDOM!" Mephiles also launched at thewheel.

"McDonalds!" Iblis screamed again. "Food, must have the nuggets!"

"Iblis, you do know McDonalds makes those out of dead Mobians?" Cory asked.

"GIVE ME THAT WHEE-" Yay, people falling off cliffs! Again!

"I blame you for this." Mephiles told Cory as they dropped.

Iblis looked at the water. "I GOTTA WHEE WHEE!"

The two hedgehogs, who were falling right beneath her, screamed, "NOOOO-"

With the other idiots...

"How do we get out of here?" Sonic whined as he stared at the sun.

"We could summon a bunch of giant eagles, offer them our lifetime service, and shoot things randomly." Dillan suggested.

"Not bad!" JoAnne said.

Xung sighed. "OR we could row around until we get somewhere..."

Cory's car crashed behind them.

"MY CAR!" Cory yelled.

"MY PERFECT HAIRDO!" Mephiles groaned.

"MY WHEE WHEE!" Iblis screamed.

"MEPHILES!" JoAnne screamed, reaching for someting to attack with.

"Can't you see I'm mourning my perfect 'do, Prower?" Mephiles said, looking up at his soggy hair.

Nazo buried his face in his hands. "My parents are insane."

"Dont' worry about it." Dillan tried to console him. "My parents are idiots."

"I heard that." Shadow muttered, not looking away from his glare fight with Cory.

"Good."

Xung looked up at the sky in exasperation. "SweetPie, helicopter, please."

"YAY!" Sonic scrambled into the helicopter.

"Let's get outta this madhouse." Nazo muttered, looking at the remains of his experiment.

"The girls at the club so aint gonna believe this!" DIllan took out his phone.

"PROWER!" Mephiles yelled.

"DON'T LEAVE US!" Cory begged. "AT LEAST SAVE THE CAR!"

"WHEE WHEE!"

And so another adventure comes to an end...Xung, don't take them on family trips any more.