HAHAHA silly aka-chan I forgot to do the disclaimer last time cuz I cant work computers to save my life! So ill see if this works!! Hope it does!!! Kaka-kun say the disclaimer for me

Kakashi: y cant u?

Me: cuz im lazy n u r my bitch so say it

Kakashi: sigh aka-chan doesn't own Naruto thank god

Me: u will pay for that!! Scary girl no justu!!!

Kakashi: oh god save me!!!

Me: that's rite scream for me bitch!!

"Oh ya? Well what about-," Naruto stopped mid-insult and cocked his head towards the door. He looked at Iruka then back at the door; then walked over and flung it open. Wow she's pretty! But what is she doing on the floor zoned out? And what's up with her eyes? Naruto thought after staring at the strange girl on the floor for a moment.

"Hey, are you ok?" Naruto asked Hinata unconsciously leaning forward.

The girl's head whipped around and immediately turned a deep red. Holy crap!!! Naruto thought. Something is wrong, she is really red!!! He put a hand on his head and hers to check for a fever and the girl's face got redder (I didn't think it was possible). The girl appeared to stiffen up. Naruto sighed; at least she doesn't have a fever, and dropped his hands. He went to stand up and so did she until thwack! She ended up on the receiving end of a massive head butt from the hard headed Naruto. She fell back onto the floor and raised a shaky hand to her head and gently touched her forehead and conformed she was bleeding before she blacked out.

Iruka stomped up behind Naruto yelling, "Naruto what are you doing-OMFG NARUTO! WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER?"

"SHUT UP! SHE FELL AND HIT HER HEAD AGAINST MINE AND THEN HIT THE GROUND OK? STOP BLAIMING ME FOR EVERYTHING!" Naruto yelled getting very impatient with Iruka.

"It doesn't matter just take her to the nurse ok, Naruto?" Iruka asked after a deeeeeeeeeep breathe and a very steady pinch on the bridge of his nose. Naruto scooped up poor Hinata bridal style and set off down the hall; Iruka-sensei returned to the class. Heh, Uzumakis are always impatient, Iruka thought as he went up to the board and continued teaching in a short-lived silence.

"Damn Iruka; why in the hell does he always make me out to be the bad guy here? I mean it is not my fault that some idiots can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground, so they fall for my pranks. But really people just need to get smarter and avoid them. Also if everyone in this hell-hole of a village didn't hate me then maybe I wouldn't do all of this to just try and get some attention from people! So it's their fault not mine but will anyone change that no of course not! All this crap about what's best for the Village; just a bunch of bullshit in my opinion, but will anyone listen nope!" Naruto ranted while unconsciously digging his fingernails deeper into Hinata's arm and leg. "Just this Village wait, when I'm in charge it will be different, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto shouted while skillfully balancing Hinata in one arm as to punch the other upwards. He laughed as he lowered his arm and wiped it over his mouth, "Why in the hell do I taste blood? Am I bleeding somewhere? Where is it coming from?" Naruto continued to yell as he frantically looked all over himself to find the mysterious bleeding. "ARG! I'm so confused!!! How can I have blood on me and not be bleeding???? It does not work that way- ooooohhhh." Naruto looked down at Hinata during his rant and discovered the origins of the mysterious blood. "Heh, oops," Naruto said weakly as he cradled Hinata again but much lighter this time.

After about twenty solid minutes of walking in a complete circle, Naruto admitted that he was lost, "Dammit! I know that Nurse is somewhere around here." Okay maybe not. By this time Hinata's head had stopped bleeding (but strangely her scratch wounds haven't yet), and she began to regain consciousness. Naruto stopped walking because his stomach growled so loudly the teacher down the hall glanced around for the animal that was growling.

"Ah man! Where is Choji when you need him? Actually some ramen would be amazing right now! AHHHHHHHHHH; ramen, the most perfect food ever!" Naruto began to think out loud again. "Hmm, maybe I'll go get some after school today. I can already taste that delicious ramen coaxing me with its scent of pork, steamed veggies, and the top-secret noodles." Naruto had begun to drool and quickly wiped it off of Hinata's face. "Well, I do owe her something because I hurt her. Wait I got it!! I'll take her to eat ramen with me! That is the perfect apology gift! I'm so smart that I scare myself sometimes!" Naruto boasted as he walked straight past the Nurse's office again!

Hinata woke up about halfway through this little rant and slowly tried to sense the extent of her damage and ended up groaning from the new pain in her arm and leg that seemed to be burning her skin. She slowly and cautiously opened her eyes and cloaked her chakra to make it seem like she was still asleep remembering her kidnapping experiences. Hinata identified the boy as the one who she hit her head against. Hinata sighed and wondered why she became so embarrassed over the sight of one boy; she had lived with a bunch of guys over the past six years and never felt this embarrassed around any of them. She reasoned that it was the combination of his eye color and her failure to notice his presence. Hinata groaned loudly again as Naruto made a jerky movement causing her to shift on her injuries.

Naruto finished his rant and looked down at Hinata wondering when the best time to ask her would be and received quite a shock to see that she was awake; so he greeted her slowly getting softer as he got embarrassed halfway through the sentence, "HELLO MY NAME IS NARUTO UZUMAKI! BELIEVE IT! AND WOULDYOUMINDCOMingouttoeatramenwithmeafterschool?"

Hinata looked up at him and blinked for a couple minutes trying to understand the babble he spat at her; eventually she gave up and looked at him very confused, "I'm sorry what?"

Naruto decided to make things very simple for her and just said, "Would you go out with me?"

Hinata instantly grew red from the thoughts of what her old roommates did with their girlfriends. Oh god! Uncle is not going to like this at all! Ha guess Kakashi-ni-san was right; the guys just can't keep their hands off me. She realized Naruto wanted and answer so she said, "Uhhhhhhh…ok?"

Naruto immediately hugged her too tight as her back started cracking and popping but he did not pay attention as he threw his hands up in celebration clearly forgetting that Hinata was still in them. While Naruto danced a happy celebration dance, Hinata used her uninjured arm to push herself away from the roof and spun gracefully to land in a crouch only to have Naruto jump up with a fist and hit Hinata on the wound on the back of her head, reopening it and sending Hinata back to the darkness as she slammed into the floor. Naruto stopped dancing and with widened eyes muttered a "oh damn!" as he once again began his quest for the Nurse's office.

Me: stupid naru

Naruto: y n the hell did u make me hurt her so bad???

Me: cuz it was naruish plus I was bored

Hinata: its ok Naruto-kun im ok

Me: no hina don't encourage him do u want me to die???

Hinata: huh? *oblivious*

Me: *hides behind kaka-kun* save me from evil naru

Kakashi: ugh jus review so I can go read n peace

Me: ack run!!!! *runs from naru chasing me with brussell sprouts*