Hey dudes! I'm sorry 'bout that real big delay with this story! I've been so busy with my other ones and some other things and I lost my train of thought with this story ever since we got this new laptop. I hope this new chapter makes up for it. And thank you to those who reviewed, favored, and alerted. I am very glad that people like this story. Alright, enough of me talking! Lets get to the disclaimer, let the narrator do his work, and get this chapter rolling!

Disclaimer: I do not own Sgt. Keroro. All original work belongs to the owners.

Chapter two: Stalker or Lover?

Is There More Than One Alien Frog On This Planet?

Narrator: It's is man's nature to harbor secrets. Skeletons in their closets, secret crushes, and even secrets sauces- though it'll probably be just some tarragon and a jalapeño pepper and you'd be good to go. In today's show, a few secrets shall be revealed…

"Rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, RATS! I'm gonna be late for school! Again! Sheesh, why me!" yelled Fuyuki as she raced over to the dining room table and grabbed a small piece of toast for a last minute breakfast. Today was just one of those days where our blue-haired heroine wish she could learn how to get up early. A little far away was Keroro, humming a happy little tune as she vacuumed the living room.

"Good morning, lady Fuyuki. Did you have a good sleep?" she asked, spinning the hose of the dirt sucker.

"I had a weird dream that I was flying on giant piece of cotton candy and it was speaking random things in Spanish. It was pretty cool for a while, until some gopher popped out of it. Everything turned white then." said the blue-haired girl as she tied a white ribbon through her hair.

"Ah, I see. Forgive me for asking this but what is so important about this school-thing you spoke of last night?" asked the female frog. Fuyuki stuffed her hands into her pocket.

"Well, it's a pretty boring place from time to time, but it is a cool place to make and hang out with friends." she said. A little light bulb flashed in the yellow hat-wearing frog's head.

'Friends… Friends! My comrades! Why didn't I see this before! I have to go to this 'school' and find the rest of the Platoon!' she thought excitedly, happily spinning on one foot just as Natsumi came down the stairs. She raised an eyebrow.

"What's wrong with the Amphib-idiot?" she asked as she walked over and took her own piece of toast.

"Were you planning on going somewhere, Sgt?" asked Fuyuki.

"She better not. A planet with a population over six-million wouldn't be the wises choice in the world, especially with her size." said the older sister, shooting a glare at the now frozen frog. Fuyuki offered a calm smile.

"I gotta agree with sis here, Sgt. The outside world is pretty dangerous. And I really don't want you to get hurt while you stay with us. We'll be back in a few hours so just be patient. Goodbye." she said as she and her sister grabbed their shoes and book bags and walked out of the house. Keroro drew a sigh and she threw herself on the couch, pulling out a replica set of some Gundam figures and a magazine of the anime.

"What a shame. And I really did wanted to see what that school nonsense was about. Ah well." she said to herself, flipping a page.

"See! I told you she would just lounge around and not find us!"

"That's Keroro for you. Never takes things seriously."

"She'll be the death of us, I tell you."

"Let replace her. I never liked her anyway."

"WHHHAAA! What am I saying! I'll be de-ranked if I don't put in any effort! I must find that school!" yelled Keroro to herself as she dashed of the couch and jumped out of the windows. She landed face-first before she got back on her feet and started running, trying to look for the best short-cuts while having a mind-splitting headache.

Fuyuki smiled to herself as she puffed out her chest, trying her best to look dignifying.

"OK. The meeting of the Paranormal Club is about to begin. I'd like to thank you all-" she then sighed to herself sadly at the empty and semi-dark classroom, no one but herself in there. "-for at least being nice enough to throw away my flyers after class."

She gave a sad look and sat down on one of the desk, resting her chin on her hands.

"I guess all the real credit goes to those on the field. Man, I wish I could bring that ghost from the basement. Then members would be pouring in." she said to herself, pushing off the desk and walking over to the window. Her eyes widen when she spotted her green-shinned guest staggering on the filed, looking lost and weakened.

"It's the Sergeant! I thought I told her to stay home! Oh gosh." she said to herself, not even noticing a pair of light-purple eyes looking at her with the greatest of affection. It was a boy about her age with gray-blue, feathery hair. The boy gave a dreamy sigh, small hearts appearing in his eyes.

'Oh, there she is. The most beautiful girl in the world. My swan with her sweet voice. The Eve to my Adam. The apple of my eye. My true love. Please, just turn your head this way. And our eyes can meet and you'll fall for me as I have fallen for you.' he thought, watching the right light catch his crush's blue-hair, almost making a pale blue hue. He then saw Fuyuki turn and walk to the door. He gulped.

'Alright, Motohiro You can do this. Just be cool as ice. Cool as a cucumber. Cooler than that brown monster from that one video game. Yeah, you can do that. If anything, you can say 'Domo' better than it can.' he thought just as the door slid open and Fuyuki walked out. On a instinct, he rushed forward and shoved the unsuspecting girl against the nearest wall, the both of them colliding. Fuyuki blinked with dazed eyes while Motohiro was flustered as his hands were on either side of the wall, trapping her in place.

"Motohiro? Oh, I'm sorry. Was I in your way?" asked Fuyuki, looking at the boy with a smile. The boy felt to dazed and love-sick to speak. His face was blushing up a storm and his heart was beating so fast, he hoped that Fuyuki couldn't feel it because their chest were so close.

'Dear God. We're so close, I can practically smell her. Wow, she smell's better than flowers and sweets. And our chest are nearly touching! Is this like going to second base? Maybe we're on third and I'm totally screwing it up! Wait, hold on! Remember; calm down. Be cool. Cool.' he thought, taking a shaky breath. When he didn't say anything else, the girl before him scratched the back of her neck.

"Well… listen, I gotta get going. See ya in class?" she asked, trying to move past him. She was surprised when she was trapped again and Motohiro had a look crossed between nervous and determined, with a little pink on his cheeks.

"W-Wait! Just… stay here. Just for a while," he said in a near whisper.

"Why should I?" asked the blue-eyed girl, her eyes innocently looking into the boy's causing him to get more nervous.

'O-OK, now I know this must be third base. Being so close like this and her looking at me like this. Dear God, have her eyes always been more pretty than the moon? Dang it, say something, stupid!' he snapped at himself. He suddenly heard violins play in the background, and he could have sworn a chorus of angels were singing somewhere. Fuyuki's face was so close to his. How much he longed to kiss that pair of petal-pink lips.

Narrator: Go on. Ask her now. The violins and chorus are playing in your head so you know it's time to tell her. Tell her.

'I-I will! I'll finally tell Fuyuki how I feel about her! Come on, I just gotta say it!' thought Motohiro, opening his eyes and taking in a breath.

"Fu-Fuyuki! I-I… well, there's been… so-something I've been meaning to-to ask- or maybe, if-if you're busy and don't have-have-have enough time- I mean! Oh, ngh! Dagh! Gah! HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT GHOST COULD EXSIST ON OTHER PLANETS?" he finally blurted out, the magical music replaced with chirping crickets and Fuyuki looking at him with a confused smile.

"I… guess you can't necessarily rule out that theory. That's some pretty good thinking." she said with a nod. 'Why is his face all red? Did he eat the five-alarm bean salad that they served for lunch today?'

"Y-Yeah! Isn't just great that the universe can go to those kind of lengths?" he asked, feeling that he was failing and failing.

"You think so, too? That's so cool! Hey, ya wanna join my Paranormal Club?" asked Fuyuki, her eyes giving a dazzling look. Motohiro felt his face heat up again.

"You-You want me to join?" he asked. Fuyuki nodded and she pulled something out of her pocket. It was a tiny, alien head-shaped badge.

"Uh-huh. It could be so cool! You can have this badge and everything! And we could be co-captains and spread the word quicker! Whatta ya say, partner?" she asked, holding out the badge. The shy boy stared at the badge for a second before nodding and taking it.

"Y-Yes, of course! We'll' We'll show this school exactly what we can-"

And that's when someone ripped one.

A very loud one.

One did not come from Fuyuki.

One that came from Motohiro's school bag.

…

Well, shit.

"A-AH! I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, SO sorry! I didn't mean to- I mean I didn't even- And of course you did- Gha! Trh! Ng! I GOTTA GO, SEE YA!" he yelled finally as he left in a cloud of dust. Fuyuki stood in the hallway with a tilted head.

"W-Well, at least he's talking to me."

A few minutes later, Fuyuki found herself staring at the lady in chief herself quivering with her knees huddled to her chest outside of the school. She kneeled over and tapped the amphibian's head. Keroro looked up and gave a cry, hopping into the girl's arms and hyperventilating.

"I take it back! Take me back home, Fuyuki! This place is horrible!" she cried, sobbing into the girl's jacket. The blue-haired girl patted her head and smiled softly.

"Alright, sure. Lets get going then." she said, jumping a little as something vibrated in her pocket and the Keroro Ball flew out of it, blinking a red light. Keroro grabbed the metal ball and gave a blank look.

"It an SOS signal. Ah yes! That means one of my comrades are here!" exclaimed the green frog, running off. Fuyuki gave a tired huff and she followed, hoping to make sure her new pal wouldn't get hurt. She lost her way a little and after a few minutes but soon heard a chaotic explosion. Gasping, she raced in the direction of the smoke she saw and was greeted with the oddest site.

Motohiro laid sprawled on the ground, a giant anvil by his head, while there was Keroro, untying a dark blue frog that looked more innocent and animated than her. The blue frog was thanking the other frog over and over, his cute eyes all shiny and adorable. He wore a beige-yellow cap with a yellow and green missal design on it, the fallowing design on his stomach.

"Uh… what did I just miss?" she asked as she walked over to her new member and helped him to his feet, who was stumbling and moaning something about flying dolphins.

"I just saved this boy from getting hurt by this guy right here. Believe me, you do not wanna set this time bomb off." warned Keroro in a whispered tone. She then cleared her throat and smiled.

"Anyway, I'd like to present one of my fellow Platoon yes-man. Everyone, meet Private Second-Class Tamama. And again, let me repeat myself; do not get this guy cranky. I cannot stretch that enough." said Keroro in a definite tone. Tamama smiled and hopped over to Motohiro.

"I'm sorry for farting earlier. Can you ever forgive me?" he asked, batting his big eyes and pouting. Motohiro gave a pleasant smile and nod.

"I guess I can. And hey, you seem pretty cool anyway." he then turned to Fuyuki, blushing and feeling his palms sweaty. "Hey, Fuyuki? Is it OK If we Tamama and I visit? H-He really seems to be g-g-good friends with your frog and hang out? - mean- in case you don't-"

"No way! Man, that's an awesome idea!" exclaimed Fuyuki excitingly, taking Motohiro's hands in her's. The boy thought his heart would have stopped at that very moment.

'We're at fourth base! This is definitely fourth base! Did-Did we just go all the way? Wow, that was quicker then I thought.' he thought, sighing as Fuyuki's hands felt so warm and soft in his own.

"If… you're so sure then." he said with a small nod.

"I totally sure! You guys can come whenever you'd like! This is so cool!" exclaimed Fuyuki, jumping a little with small hops. Motohiro just smiled and felt warm all over. Tamama was laughing at the whole display.

"Pekoponians are super funny creatures!" he laughed, dancing with glee. Keroro gave a shrug and she gave a yelp as she saw a mosquito land on Tamama's head and bite him.

"Ah, what the H-"

A blast rang through the air, smoking out everything and leading to the end of this chapter.

And there you have it, the second chapter. Please forgive me if this was too short. I have so very little time on this laptop that you wouldn't even believe it. Ah well, I hope you all like this chapter and I hope you will be nice enough to leave a review. All catch you all next time!

This is me saying, Peace!