Attention: I don't own TMNT, hellllooooo do you seriously think so?
So R2 (Read and Review) and thanks for doing so!
AN: This is a turtle rant thing…they aren't happy
Wish me luck.
ENJOY!
Darkness is silence.
Light in nonexistent, stress melts away…
"Shit!"
…or I wish that it would.
Rolling to the side, I turn the colorful light beside my bed on. Taking a moment to come on, I raise an eyebrow at the sight I see. Seven frozen turtles staring wide eyed, I sigh and roll from my firm bed to a sitting position.
"Where's Tori?" I ask in slight grumpiness
No answer, they look down.
And there she is, sprawled on the ground. That must have been where the colorful curse from earlier came from. The redhead pushes herself up to meet my gaze and gulps.
"Um…hi" Mikey smiles nervously
I growl and narrow my gaze.
Green bodies stiffen, a chill running up their spines.
Crossing the room, I sit in my brown chair to address…
"Why are you here?"
"We…" Leonardo began
"Tell me, what is so damn important that you woke me up!" Their eyes go wider; they know that this would have been coming
"We want to see you!" The pink bandanna squeaks in her usual manner
"Do not fucking lie to me, what the hell do you want?" I hiss, just loud enough to inspire fear and soft enough to leave my familia undisturbed
"I told you this would happen" Simone mutters, towards her elder sister
Rolling her eyes, Jasmine decides to challenge me "We came to ask when the next chapter of Promises and Secrets is coming…"
She's cut off by the bo wielding male, who points out the obvious "You are grumpy when you are tired"
The causes Raph to turn to his brother "No shit Sherlock, what tipped ya off?"
I rub my eyes, why me?
"I don't know" The mumbled words are caught and all attention is back on me
"What do you mean you don't know?"
The unanimous question is roared in my face, just what I need.
"I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!" I spew back
"But…" I cut the response off
"I'm really busy and trying to work on it…but it takes me a while"
"Then hurry up!" Mikey urges
"I can't…"
"Give me three good reasons" Leo says, I groan
I meet his gaze and count off "One: Sleep deprivation makes my brain shut down…"
"Then get more sleep" I glare at Tori
"I'm trying! Two: Not enough time" I get a bullshit look from them
"B fucking S" The red bandanna responds, okay they got me there… I procrastinate
"Three: Schoolwork" I know that this is a very legitimate reason that they all understand…
"Who cares?" The comment is met by a slap to the back of the head
"You need a brain" Amber eyes growl at the blond
"Well then finish it and work…" The door creaks open, we all stare at the figure at the doorway
"Hey, I was…" Her mouth drops to bounce on the floor; this is just not my day
"Hi Mom" I awkwardly wave
"Giant turtles?" She questions
"Hi Mrs. Midnight" Mikey smiles, the other turtles glare as do I
"Uh…hi." She pauses before walking to my side "I'm not crazy right? There are eight turtles right?" Whispering in my ear, I quickly nod and take a breath
"These are my muse turtles, they aren't happy" I explain
"Muse turtles?"
"They are trying to spark the next chapter"
"Gotcha"
"Why the hell is your room so messy?" Victoria growls, apparently she hasn't gotten over earlier when she tripped over my crap
"Young lady, you do not talk that way!" Maternal instincts taking over, I see the look in my mother's eyes. Tori, you went way too far with that one.
"I don't have to fucking listen to you!"
I'm screwed.
"You don't have to listen, but you will respect me!"
"Think again bitch!"
Completely and utterly screwed.
"I…I…"
"What ya scared now mommy? Well get used to it!"
The only thing going through my mind: FML! Have to stop this, but what to say…
"VICTORIA SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR NEXT CHAPTER YOUR HAIR WILL BE DYED PINK!" The roared words seem to stop time, that did the trick.
My mother is glaring at her and the monster called Tori glares back…neither is backing down in till it's little brother to the rescue!
"Mom!"
The word unfreezes the time stream and my mother stalks from the room, but not before glaring at a certain pair of amber eyes.
"Bring it bitch, I will…OW!" The hissed sentence is cut off, thank goodness for Jasmine. The yellow bandanna had pinned the redhead to the ground, ignoring the growled curses.
"Thanks" I say gratefully
"Welcome" She takes it as a sign to let go, standing to deliver a death glare to her younger sibling
"Wow" Don whistles
"Dumbass" The gray bandanna mutters
"You got something to say?" Back on her feet is the hotheaded female, great…another fight.
"Pink hair" I growl, getting the focus back on me
"You wouldn't" The redhead challenges
I don't answer, opening my laptop to continue the chapter that is partially written. Smiles come to seven faces, a deep frown to one.
"Don't you dare. Don't you fucking dare" I ignore the threat
"Watch me" Perfect response, my mother would be proud
"We'll be going now!" Don rushes out the door, not wanting to see my permantly erase Tori's fuse
"Ditto" Raph pulled calmly but firmly on the very angry female's arm, dragging said female out the door
"Work on the chapter" Leo orders
I roll my eyes
"Please!" A sweet smile, Alice is gone
"No promises" I grumble, wanting to go back to bed
"But you'll try?" Jasmine asked
"I don't…" My sentence is cut off
"PRETTY PLEASE!" I look at Mikey, you have got to be kidding me
"No promises"
"PLEAASSSEEEEE!"
"No promises"
"MIDNIGHT!"
"No…"
"COME ON! PLLEASE!"
"FINE!"
"See ya soon!" Satisfied with his victory, the orange bandanna lifts me off the ground in a hug (I hate being short) and then skips out of the room. A shriek from downstairs tells me that they are out the front door.
I sigh, damn turtles.
So….there you go, my mother hates Tori and vice versa.
I'm WORKING ON PS I PROMISE!
Put up on 11/3/10