Answering Machines

by hazel-jade

What I think the message on the answering machine of mostly everyone in Harry Potter should sound like. They might get a little OOC. My friend helped me with this one, just because she has good ideas. These are all one shots.

2. Severus Snape

Severus Snape

"Hello. You've reached Severus Snape. Leave a message and I will see if I feel like calling you back. And if this is Harry Potter: Fuck off!"