The lair was black and cobwebs fell after every footstep taken by the blue skinned supervillain. Megamind was ready for another week of villainy thwarted by his buddy Metro Man. Things were always lonely for the few hours Metro Man took to sway the press into a media frenzy. Just as Megamind collected the various gadgets he was going to unleash on the city he saw the door open. The blue villain smiled as the hero walked in and took a seat by him.
Metro Man: Another week of destruction.
Megamind: Yep, you know it...it's so much fun.
Metro Man: No joke, this is what we do I guess.
Megamind: I cause mass panic and you come in and calm the people.
Metro Man: Yeah, that's the job.
Megamind: More like lure them into a false sense of security.
Metro Man: I guess.
Megamind: talking about a false sense of security.
The villain reaches across and kisses the hero on the cheek taking time to enjoy it. This caused Metro Man to blush being caught off guard.
Metro Man: You never make the first move?
Megamind: A good villain is unpredictable.
Metro Man: A good villain is also on time, don't forget to scare the people of the fine city.
Megamind: I won't I'm going to make a GRAND entrance.
Metro Man: Then I'll save the day...
Megamind: Then you will make...my...day.
The villain catches the hero once again off guard with a kiss but this time on the lips as both men grin, they savor it.