Lemony: Where ya going readers? This story ain't over, because I, Lemony the evil succubus, is going to keep updating! Hhahahaha, and thank you readers for explaing to me what that is. But I'm happy because I have a taco!
Wicked: You are a prodigious moronic twit! Maybe that Damn Badger can explain to you what THAT is.
Lemony:...don't say big words to me...
Awesome: Ok, I can't read this story. Its off the fucking wall! Where's my GameInformer, I'll just read that for now...
"Oh my sweet Gherkins!" Rangiku Matsumoto exclaimed, "You actually saw it?"
"Shh!" Rukia chided the buxom woman turning so red she looked like she might explode. Rukia had the unfortunate luck to run into the red-haired woman and she couldn't help but spill the beans about the entire situation.
"Oh my goodness!" Rangiku laughed, they were both standing outside Squad 10 and talking. Suddenly, the buxom woman grabbed Rukia by the wrist and ran inside the building.
"I gotta hear this!" She cackled, Rangiku rounded the corners and into Toshiro's Captain's office. Looking from left to right, she saw he wasn't working for once in his flipping life. She shut the door, sat down on the couch, and looked at Rukia expectantly.
"So then what else happened?" She asked, Rukia shrugged nervously.
"I just stood there..." Rukia confessed, she needed to get all of this off her chest because there was no way in heaven or earth she could live with this secret. And luckily, Rangiku was welling to lend an listening ear.
"You just stood there watching? You didn't run away?" Rangiku prided, Rukia paced the room feverishly while blushing madly.
"I couldn't! I was shocked! It was like uuuggghh!" Rukia explained, "I mean, who really has sex in their office?"
"Lots of Captains actually, its quick, its convenient." Rangiku replied, Rukia looked at her as if bats were flying out of her boobs.
"You're kidding, right?" The raven-haired girl breathed feeling a slight pulse in her belly at the thought. Rangiku shook her head no.
"Nope, pretty much every captain has had sex in their office at least once. Consider it a perk of being a commanding officer because they can get away with it. Even your Nii-sama."
Rukia turned so red her head looked like it could be in an Air Heads commercial. Why was Rangiku telling her this? In all honesty, the buxom woman was getting a kick our of seeing the shy little Kuchiki turn as red as a cherry.
"My Nii-sama?" Rukia asked quietly, "How do you know that?"
Rangiku steeled herself for this one, "I was going to drop off some paper work at Byakuya's office. And when I was about to knock on the door I heard him groaning..."
Here Rangiku turned red herself, "I heard him say "Mmm...Rukia..." And I thought that you two were..."
The buxom woman paused but then continued, "It doesn't matter what I thought. All I know is, when I opened the door you weren't there, Byakuya had a relaxed look on his face, and there was sticky stuff on the floor near his desk..."
Rukia clasped her hands over her ears, she didn't want to hear this!
"LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Rangiku bust out laughing at how embarrassed Rukia was. The younger Kuchiki was beginning to belive that everyone in the Soul Society was a complete pervert!
"Did you at least see the girl Gin was with? Are you sure it wasn't Izuru?" Rangiku questioned, Rukia rolled her eyes and nodded.
"No it wasn't Izuru, he said her name was Azumi or something." Rukia explained, Rangiku's face turned somber.
"Ooooohhhh," She said, "Azumi again, eh?"
"You know her?" Rukia asked, Rangiku made a sour face but nodded.
"Yup, she's Gin's regular sideline hoe."
Sideline hoe? (Lemony: Omg! I couldn't resist!)
"Ok, so what does that mean?" Rukia asked,
"It means their fuck-buddies." The buxom woman explained. "Fuck-buddies"? Really! What was wrong with everyone? Did one of Mayuri's experiments go haywire again?
No, Rukia was just being a prude. It was somehwat awkward considering Renji was her fuck-buddy. That, and everyone in the Soul Society was a slave to massive, raging libido. It was just a matter of how you satisfied your needs.
Almost everyone had a fuck-buddy, they were that one special person you could screw mindlessly and have no feelings for whatsoever.
Well, everyone except for Byakuya who was perfectly happy with fantasying about his kid sister.
"Did you least see how big Gin was?" Rangiku asked, Rukia swallowed and nodded sullenly.
"He's huge..." Rukia breathed feeling a small pulse of heat thump between her legs. The younger Kuchiki was turn red for the umpteenth time. She had to bit her lower lip once an imagine of Gin inhuman maleness shot back to her. Sweet Mary Mother of God, was this turning her on?
"OOOOHHHH!" Rangiku exclaimed, "I alway suspected he hung like a horse! Now its confirmed!"
Hung like a horse? And the Understatement of the Year Award goes to Rangiku Matsumoto!
~2 Weeks Later~
"Renji!" Rukia cried as her boyfriend/fuck-buddy rolled off of her panting and sweating profusely.
"What?" Renji whined tiredly, "Rukia! I've head enough!"
"But Renji," Rukia griped, "Please just finish fucking me! I actually felt something that time."
The red-haired man shook his head no.
No...
No.
Hell to the no!
Renji had enough! He wasn't Superman for goodness sakes! Rukia was trying to kill him! For the past few weeks, Rukia demanded marathon sex from the tattooed vice captain. For some reason Rukia wanted long-lasting, rough sex and it just came out of the fucking blue! At first, Renji was very happy to accommodate Rukia, but now he had pretty much pumped and humped his way to oblivion and back! He and Rukia had so much sex, Renji Abararu might never have sex again! There is a such thing as "too much". And how do you when you've had too much sex as a man?
You start shooting blanks.
"Rukia please..." Renji begged, "Just let me sleep..."
"Awww come on Renji!" Rukia pleaded, "Don't be like that!"
"No Rukia. I can't breathe...you're just too horny for you own good! Has Mayuri been experimenting on you? Did Unohana give you a hormone shot or something?" Renji said turning onto his side.
"Renji! Fuck me right now!" Rukia commanded, Renji scowled.
"I said no! No means no!" Renji retorted, "That's it! Your cut off!"
"Cut off?" Rukia repeated in disbelief, Renji nodded smartly.
"No more sex for you!" Renji said folding his arms defiantly and turning over to go to sleep. If looks could kill Renji Abarari would have been very dead.
"Well the fuck you too, Renji!" Rukia snapped, she turned and kicked the red-haired man out of her bed and onto the floor.
THUD!
"OW!" Renji cried but he didn't attemp to get up. He was too tired to even move. Maybe he layed really still and played dead, Rukia would go away.
Rukia scowled when she heard him snoring like an obese trucker. The raven-haired girl stood and wrapped herself in bed sheets. She scoffed and stormed out her bedroom.
She could still hear Renji snoring.
Rukia was dragging the bed sheets as she trudged past her Nii-sama. Byakuya had to do a damn double-take. Did Rukia just walk past him bucket-naked and wearing only her bunny bed coverings?
Byakuya shook his head furious, she sure as hell did! What angel in heaven blessed Byakuay with such a sight! He felt his mouth go dry when Rukia gave him a sideways glance.
"Rukia! Wh-what are you doing?" The elder Kuchiki demanded,
"I'm going to take a bath Nii-sama," Rukia said heading towards the bathroom. Byakuya grimaced when she slammed the door. He let a small smile tug at his lips, Rukia was so cute when she was angry. He perched his lips and took a few steps forward towards her bedroom. Byakuya felt his stomach clench when he saw his vice captain on the floor half-way unconcious. He shook his head, there was nothing he could do really...except make a beeline to his own room abd soothe the hard-on in his robes.
~Meanwhile~
Rukia was sitting on the side of the tub letting the water run. Why was she so possessed to think about what sex with Gin would be like? She wished she never walked in on him. After all, once the seed of curiousness has been soiled, the plant of wanting shall grow...
The younger Kuchiki shook her head furiously.
"No, no, no," She murmured to herself, "I'm not curious about Gin Ichimaru."
Lying to oneself is so horrible. Didn't little Rukia realize the more she lied to herself about this, she was more likely to submit to the truth. The more she thought about Gin, the more she imagined herself bent over that desk and screaming to the high heavens.
Rukia felt a gush of wetness at the thought. She shuddered and kept repeating 'no' to herself.
Oh well, she was gonna have to live thru this...
Somehow.
Lemony: Ooooohhhh Rukia! Tsk tsk, what are you gonna do? Hhahahah!
Wicked: Not only are you a succubus, your an insufferable cretin.
Lemony: Again, don't say big words to me!
Awesome: *flips thru GameInformer* Don't worry. I'm sure Mr. Know-It-All cazcappy will explain everything to you.
Lemony: *shrugs* Mkay...REVIEW!