I asked Kasumi to Rapid Shadow Strike. And she responded so often with "Can't get there!" "Can't do that right now!" "Can't do it!" That I have to write this.

- Da Da Da Da -

[Dinner on the Normandy]

"Hey Kasumi can you hand me that salt shaker please?"

"Can't get there!"

"You're holding it in your left hand!"

- Da Da Da Da -

[Shepard and Kasumi are playing a fantasy MMORPG]

"Quick, Kasumi! Take out the Mage!"

"Can't get there!"

"WTF You're an Archer Rogue!"

- Da Da Da Da -

[On the Citadel]

"Kasumi, could you replenish our omni-gel at Morlan's while I talk to the C-Sec officer?"

"Can't get there!"

"Come on!"

"I'm serious. They banned me for shoplifting."

- Da Da Da Da -

[In Port Observation, Shepard and Kasumi are very drunk]

"Kasumi, could you hand me a bag? I need to hurl."

"Can't... "

"Alright I'll just barf on your bed instead [Barfs]."

- Da Da Da Da -

[Suicide Mission, Shepard jumps into the air and grabs the Normandy, hanging on for dear life.]

"Kasumi, pull me up!"

"[Hands on Gameboy] Can't do that right now!"

"OMG Why! [Falls into the abyss]"

- Da Da Da Da -