The next morning, Kid walked to the kitchen to see Yew sitting there drinking coffee. She looked up at Kid,"Morning Kiddo! Ya feel better? Look, I made breakfast." Kid stared at her as if she just said she was going to blow up the world.

"Mother? Are you okay?" Kid asked,"You haven't set the kitchen on fire. And you haven't been yelling."

"Oh. Well, you should know this by now! I've been living here for a month and I'm like this when I'm worried or going to freak out. Like the time one of the vases was off by 4 centimeters and I-"

"That's enough! What are you worried about?"Kid said quickly, trying to change the subject.

"Just how you were acting last night. Why don't you tell Mama-chan what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, mother."

"Tell Mama-chan now!"Yew gets up and starts shaking Kid roughly.

"But, mother I-"

"END OF CONVOSATION!"

"I was trying to tell you!"

"Oh. Well then continue, boy. Mama-chan commands you."

"Well, last night I saw some ghosts. Five to be exact, all of them were younger than me and I think they were murdered. Did this house ever belong to anyone else?"

"Oh yeah! It belonged to an old friend of mine first, her room was yours. Then she died and some crazy cult of scientists took over for a few centuries, experimenting on children to see if they could find a way to become immortal. "

"That's horrible!"

"Yeah, but if you really saw ghosts, then you should be careful. There are a few vengeful ones, and the young ones don't know what to do. If they want a new friend, they won't hesitate to kill some one."Yew said, clasping her hands together and resting her chin on the knuckles. She crossed her legs, and turned serious, which was rare considering this is YEW-CHAN we're talking about.

"Are you being serious for once?" Kid said in confusion.

"Of course I am Kiddo! I have to warn my boy before he gets himself slaughtered by vengeful or lonely ghost children!" Kid's expression turned to horror as he considered the many ways he could be killed by the phantoms. He shivered at the thought of ending up like some of the ones he'd seen, like the boy without eyes. Kid wondered for a moment how many more ghosts there could be, lurking in his home."Well, would you look at the time! Young meisters and their weapons should be in school soon~! Then I can go get drunk off my ass and pass out on the couch just like I used to when I first married your father~!"

"Oh... M-mother?" Kid said as his mother dragged him to the door where Liz and Patty stood waiting for him.

(At Shibusen)

"Kid!" Maka said, running over and waving. Kid was snapped out of his thoughts as he saw the sandy haired meister run over.

"Hello, Maka." He said, trying to seem normal. EPIC FAIL on his part. His shivering form said otherwise to his friends, and his eyes kept darting around as though he was looking for something.

"Kid? Is something wrong?" Tsubaki asked as she and Black Star approached.

"Yeah Kid, you look terrible. Did Patty threaten you again, cause last time I was the one who got shot...that was the scariest thing I've ever seen." Black Star said, glancing at Patty suspicously. Liz shook her head.

"Kid's busy having a mental breakdown at the moment, but he refuses to tell us anything. Maybe we should ask Yew-chan, she'll tell us." Liz mumble, her answer becoming more one sided. Yew appeared seemingly from no where, wearing only a skimpy shirt and underwear and waving around an empty vodka bottle.

"THAT'S KID'S MOM?" Black Star asked, yelling, mouth hanging open.

"HELLO~~~!"Yew said, grinning broadly and raising the bottle to her lips. Lowering the bottle she frowned."WHAT? EMPTY? OH, F***ING HELL NO! IMA KEEL SOMEONE FER DIS!" She smashed the bottle on the ground and picked up the largest piece, waving it around.

"Yew-chan, calm down..." Liz said avoiding the glass.

"I-I'll go get father..." Kid muttered, slipping away.

"Yew-chan? Can you tell us what's wrong with Kid?" Maka asked.

"HUH...? OH, YAH, YAH. KIDDO'S BEIN' HAUNTED BY LITTLE GHOST KIDS! HAHA, KIDDO'S BEIN' HAUNTED, KIDDO'S BEIN' HAUNTED! MAN, I'D HATE TA LIVE IN DAT POOR SAPS HOUSE!" Yew said waving her hand around.

"Yew!" Shinigami yelled walking over."What have I told you about showing up at Shibusen drunk?"

"AHH, I'VE DONE WORSE! REMEBER WHEN KIDDO WAS IN PRE-SCHOOL?"

"Oh my God, what did you do when I was in pre-school?" Kid asked. Yew opened her mouth to answer but Shinigami covered it.

"THERE IS NO NEED TO ANSWER THAT, YEW-CHAN!" Batting his hand away she quickly blurted it out.

"IDROVEACARTHROUGHKID'SFIRSTPRE-SCHOOL!IWASSOOOOOOOWASTEDIDIDN'TREALIZEWHATIWASDOING!HAHAHHAHAHAH!YOUR POOR TEACHER!"

"What?"

"She drove a car through the pre-school and ran over your teacher because she was drunk." Shinigami said.

"...WTF! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHER?"

"Hahahahahah! I WAS SOOOOOOO WASTED REMEMBER? I STILL REMEMBER THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I STUMBLED OUT OF THE CAR DRUNK AND CALLED YOU. WE HAD TO GET SHINIGAMI TO TAKE YOU HOME, CAUSE YOU WOULDN'T GET IN THE CAR WITH MEH!"

"Why would you try to get him in the car with you?" Maka yelled.

"CAUSE SHINIGAMI COULDN'T DRIVE!" Yew yelled back.

"Father can I go home? I've got a headache now and I'm kind of afraid to stay here while mother's drunk."

"I was going to have you leave anyways. She gets violent when I try to tell her not to do something..."

"Okay..."

Hahahaha! Poor Kid, his mom is nuts!

From CrimsonStainedDragon and the Kishin Mirium