Me: So here's chapter two of Akuroku in Wonderland. I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed and favorited it. Here's some acknowledgement,
LioraScarlette I made it longer and I'm glad you thought it was funny.
hunted-snark I'm sorry to say I ignored some homework for this even though I do hate to disappoint a teacher.
BokuraNoLoveStyle Thanks for the alert, hope you like the new chapter
I know I said five reviews but I already wrote this up and well, I really wanted to post it.
Mims: You really do care what people think about you huh?
Me: Only when it comes to my writing. (Shrugs slightly)
Mims: Well then just finish the author's note so the people can read the story.
Me: Right! This chapter includes more cross-dressing! I switched it up a bit and personally think that my sleep deprivation makes me a little, well a lot, funnier than I would be other wise. So read about Roxas's revenge, mwahahaha!
Mims: You suck at the evil laugh.
Me: Yup, but I'm not evil so it's hard.
Disclaimer: I sadly own nothing but an over active imagination and a laptop to write on.
Warning: This chapter includes yaoi, cross-dressing, and an overly touchy, feely Marluxia.
Pairings: Axel x Roxas, implied Demyx x Zexion
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Roxas stood in front of a rather displeased Xemnas, an extremely pleased Axel to his right. "Now, I'd like to know why you two felt the need to abandon your mission at the half way point. Also even though I'm a little afraid to ask, why are you in Axel's coat Roxas?" Xemnas pinched the bridge of his nose as he spoke.
"Because he's my lover and I think it makes him look cute." Axel smirked as he spoke.
Roxas punched the redhead in the gut before addressing the Superior. "We left because Axel here is a perv and forced me back. I'd rather not go into the details of the coat though. Let's just say that I lost my coat and in order to stop fire brains from molesting me I had to take one of his."
"How did you lose your coat?"
"Well, um, you see…" Roxas trailed off turning bright pink.
"We made the mistake of going to the Mad Hatter's tea party and Roxas ended up in a dress." Axel smirked wickedly.
"You are so not getting any for a long time." Roxas hissed.
"You were in a dress?" Demyx chirped sticking his head in the open door. The water wielder bounced over to the now crimson blond, "I would have loved to have seen that! I bet you looked so cute! That's saying something too because no one else in the organization would look good in a dress. Well maybe Zexy, but he never agrees to do anything fun."
"I think I just had a non-heart attack." Roxas clutched his chest.
"You want to see what he looked like?" Axel asked Demyx who eagerly nodded. Without warning Axel grabbed Roxas and spun him around simultaneously unzipping his coat. With one swift movement he had yanked the black coat off and exposed the dress underneath. "Wow, I thought you were naked under there. Oh well, this is good too."
"I hate you all!" Roxas screamed and ran for his room. Unfortunately for the blond it seemed like the entire organization was in the castle today, most of them got a good look at the horrified boy. Finally making it to his room Roxas slammed his door shut, the catcalls still ringing in his ears. Throwing the offending dress in the corner of his pristine room, Roxas made his way to his closet and began to pull out one of his uniforms. Grumbling to himself, Roxas didn't hear the soft click of the door opening and closing behind him.
He had just managed to pull on a pair of boxers when a pair of arms rapped around him and he felt a chin rest on his shoulder. "I'm sorry." Axel's voice was unusually soft.
"You should be!" Roxas spat at him, shaking off the embrace.
Axel just wrapped his arms back around Roxas and held on to the struggling blond until he gave up the fight. "I didn't mean to make you angry; I just thought that you really looked cute."
"Yeah, well you didn't have to tell Xemnas." Roxas was resigned to the fact that he was not going to be able to get rid of his redheaded boyfriend that easily.
"Well if you would just laugh about it then Mansex and Demyx wouldn't have gotten to you so easily."
"I'm not going to laugh about it when I'm embarrassed."
"How can I make it up to you?" Axel purred into Roxas's ear. The blond knew what the redhead was hoping for and was so not in the mood for it. Suddenly he had an incredibly wicked idea.
"I can think of one way."
"Oh, and what would that be?"
"You get to walk around the castle for a day in that monstrosity." Roxas pointed to the discarded dress an evil smirk finding its way to his lips.
"You have got to be kidding me." Axel let go of the devious blond and stepped back a look of disgust on his face.
"Fine. Then don't think that you're going to be sleeping in here any time soon." Roxas went back to getting dressed. Even though he couldn't see the redhead behind him he knew exactly how he looked. Axel was torn between wanting to retain his manhood and knowing that Roxas was dead serious about him sleeping alone for god only knew how long.
Cursing his libido Axel walked over to the dress in the corner. With a sigh he picked it up. "Do I really have to do this?"
"No, only if you want company any time for a month."
"A MONTH!" Axel immediately began to strip down to his boxers.
Roxas watched the redhead put on the dress not even trying to hide his amusement. "You look good." He managed to choke out. "You might want to shave your legs though."
"I had better be getting some tonight." Axel grumbled under his breath.
"We'll see." Roxas walked up to the fire wielder and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. "Now, on to show everyone just how cute you are."
Grabbing Axel by the hand Roxas pulled him into the hallways. Thirty minutes later they were sitting in the dining room with the entire organization cooing over the now scarlet Axel. Roxas was rolling on the floor with laughter, very pleased with his punishment. It had gone better than he could have hoped, Axel had created just the distraction from his own humiliation that Roxas had needed. No one seemed to remember that Roxas had been the one in the dress less than an hour ago. It got even better when Marluxia decided to get handsy.
Axel let out a very effeminate squeak when the pinkette (I so spelled that wrong) started to pinch him on the cheek. Encouraged by this reaction Marluxia immediately tackle glomped the redhead and started to grope him on the floor. The rest of the group started to cheer and the display got even more aggressive. It was only when Marly decided to see what would happen if he snuck a hand up the dress that Roxas put an end to the fun.
"That would be mine." He informed the pink haired man.
"I'm going to my room." Axel said completely dejected.
The redhead made his way through the halls with his head down. No wonder Roxas had gotten mad at him, the group was horrible, they would have torn the small blond to pieces if they had gotten their hands on him. Axel was so wrapped up in his own thoughts that he didn't notice that he was being followed.
When he got back to his own room Axel slumped down on his bed and stared at the floor, blaming it for everything that had happened. He was caught off guard when a weight next to him caused the mattress to shift. Looking up he saw Roxas, sapphire blue eyes just as sad as their emerald counterpart. "Sorry, I didn't know Marluxia would try to molest you."
"I deserved it. I mean I tried to molest you right?" Axel looked back down at the floor.
"Yeah, but at least we're together. Marly had no right to do that." Roxas stared at the floor as well. "I think I should make it up to you."
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Me: I'm bad, I felt like leaving people hanging.
Mims: Don't feel bad if you get flames then.
Me: I won't. Actually I appreciate flames; they let me know how to improve. So review NOW! I'll continue with only five reviews. You know you want to know what happens next and chapter three is when the rating is going to need to be bumped up to an M.