Me: Since I am too lazy to do a disclaimer here is Itachi to do it
Itachi: Why me?
Me: cause you're the only person here right now.
Itachi: …
Me: -takes out ak47- Do it NOW!!!
Itachi: Ok fine. –clears throat- This writer does not own Naruto or any of the character in Naruto but she does own a big temper and is more crazy than I am. There happy?
Me: Elated!
Itachi: Man you must have mutiple personality disorder…
Me: No more talking –hits Itachi over the head with a shoe-
Chapter 2
Me: -poofs in laughing evily-
Lee: -wakes up and see her and is crying- Why why why…
Naruto: Lee shut up remember we are ninjas hey I think we can trick her…
Me: Muwhahahahaha Can't those ropes are have some of my chakra imbedded in them so you can't escape –hits Naruto over the head with a frying pan for being stupid- -cell phone rings- Hello?
Billy: So who did you just capture?
Me: Kyubi boy and Green Beast JR
Billy: So Naruto and Rock Lee?
Me: No Bill Clinton and Jack Sparrow
Billy: I thought you were going to capture all Naruto characters not random people and characters.
Me: -face palm- Billy you're an idiot of course Naruto and Rock Lee.
Lee: Naruto who is she talking to.
Naruto: Her leader probably
Me: Quiet you too –hits them over the head with a shovel- Get on with it why did you call me?
Billy: Oh yeah keep April 19 open and I am going to make you guess why –hangs up-
Me: F -Calls Bill back- WTH why would you do such a thing
Billy: Cause I am evil Muwahahahahahahahaha –hangs up-
Me: thkjshfk.jasfbkahgr WHORE!!!
Naruto: S she is going to explode
Me: -looks at Naruto- HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME HE IS MORE EVIL THAN I AM! –yells so loud that lee and Naruto's hair looks weird-
Lee: -in a mouse voice- Mommy she is scary
Me: -foaming at the mouth- I will kill him
Naruto Lee: MOMMY!!!!
Me: Wait a minute –takes out a computer- muwahahahahahaha thank the gods for the interwebs.
Lee: Wait there is no internet here.
Me: I have Verizon I can go anywhere
Naruto: That does not make sense
Me: This whole fan fiction does not make sense
Naruto: True
Me: -signs on the interwebs-
Lee: Wait a minute where did you hide that computer?
Me: Lee use your imagination.
Naruto and Lee: EWWWW
Me: -Surfs the web- -enters events happening on April 19 2008- -gets so much results- WTH he did not even say what state GODDAMNIT. Wait –enters Events Happening in NY on April 19 2008 gets many results but sees something that she is excited for- -takes out cell calls Billy back again-
Billy: Yeah
Me: F your taking me to NY Comic Con aren't you –foams at the mouth with excitement-
Billy: YUP
ME: -is so happy that she dances and falls over the two that were captured- oww
Billy: Ok well good luck on your capture –hangs up-
Me: OMG SQUEEE.
Naruto and Lee: -stares at her confused-
Lee: Your going to Comic Con I want to go
Me: Sorry but your captured maybe I will bring home pocky for you. Now into the room for you two. –throws Naruto and Lee into a bare room-
Me: Ok who is next?
Itachi: -poofs into the room with me in it- So you captured the Kuubi
Me: yeah so
Itachi –irritated- I HAVE TRIED FOR YEARS AND THEN YOU COME IN AND DO IT IN MINUTES WTH.
Me: Cause I am more psycho than you. Oh BTW your next –smiles evily-
Itachi: Oh s –poofs away-
Me: -in a singsong voice- Itachi-kun you can run but you can't hide from me. –poofs away-
…………………..
Muwahahaha I have my next target
Itachi: Girl try to catch me
Me: Oh I will
Itachi –rasberries me-
Me: oh don't worry I have plans for that tounge
Itachi: -stops and turns green-
Me: -evil grin on face- -runs towards Itachi-
Itachi: S -poofs away-