CHAPTER 2
Jasper stood, well hovered, mesmerized by what lay on the other side of the wall. It was Rosalie, but not as he knew her. She stood, facing her long, ornate mirror, while the radio was playing the grease soundtrack on repeat. Around her room lay several items, including an eyelash curler, Mongolian hat, and an electric toothbrush. But Jasper gasped in surprise, as he suddenly saw what was strewn across the bed. It was a blonde wig. He assessed Rosalie's appearance. She was wearing a hooded sweat shirt, boxer shorts, and her head was a hairless as the day she was born. Yep, you've guessed it. Rosalie Hale is really a man.
"Hopelessly devoted………..to you!!"
At first, Jasper thought she was serenading her own reflection, but upon further examination of the mirror, he saw a photograph taped onto it. And he found himself staring into the face of Mr. Charlie Swan (pre-emo days)…………………
Confused and distressed, Jasper darted from the house, and into the arms of a rather sympathetic Erik Yorkie……………….
Alice rounded the corner and came to a halt outside the stadium. This was it. After weeks of hard work, she was finally going to find the truth. It had all started six-weeks ago. Alice could recall the day quite clearly………
flashback
"Ittssss……… supercalifragilisticexpealidocious……. (A/N, I SPELT THAT ALL BY MYSELFJ)
Esme sang, as she walked through the door at 1am. This was the 6th night this week that Esme had been out late, refusing to give a valid explanation for her whereabouts, and Alice was beginning to feel suspicious and ticked off.L
"You seem awfully cheerful tonight." remarked Alice apprehensively.
"Oh, well, golly gosh Alice! Me, cheerful? Why in good heavens would you think that?" Replied Esme, just before breaking out into an elaborate tap dance, involving several cartwheels and somersaults.
Alice applauded the spectacle, and tried not to notice how as the following weeks past, Esme would arrive home later and later, happier and happier.
"Oh fudge!" Exclaimed Alice one day, "Im going to get to the bottom of this!"
The very next day, Alice contacted Sir Artemis Fowl, vampire detective extraordinaire.
So, five weeks later, here she was! Earlier that day, Alice had received a text from young Mr. Fowl, who was able to give her the location of Esme's night escapades.
Alice stood staring at the back-entrance door for an immeasurable length of time, before finally working up the courage to open it.
But even Alice wasn't prepared for what she saw.
There, on stage, stood Esme, dressed in a pink lycra shirt, and blue spandex shorts, not to mention the green arm-warmers and matching headband.
It was then that Alice finally understood what was going on. It was then that Alice's life began its steep spiral downwards. It was then, that Alice Cullen realised that her "mother", Esme Cullen, was in fact, a back-up dancer for Madonna.
Emmett sighed dejectedly as the car pulled in at the side of the road to let him out. He had a rough night. He thanked gumsy for the ride back, and fled the car as fast as possible.
As he skipped down the sidewalk, he passed a young couple. He looked at them and sighed. Was Emmett ever destined to find true love? Or was he a lost cause? He always thought that he and Rosalie completed each other, but lately it seemed different. He was getting the vibe that Rosalie was hiding something from him. Something BIG.
Emmett had just began to give up hope, when suddenly, he heard a soft, angelic voice from behind him.
"Your beautiful, your beautiful, your beautiful, its true……….!!"
Emmett turned around, and was suddenly losing himself in the eyes of Mr. Chandler Bing.
(A/N: So, wattcha think?? I gotta tell you, im getting depressed. not one review:( so, if you wanna make me happy, you know what to do:)
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