I don't own Naruto or Kingdom Hearts 2
Naruto and Hikari have been traveling for close to 4 months together after the Valley of the End thing went wrong. And by wrong I mean accidentally killing Sasuke. They were now camped outside Hikari in her mini-Heartless form lying on Naruto's stomach will he was laying down. He was scratching like you would a cat, and she was actually purring like a cat….i don't know shy, she just is.
"Where are we going tomorrow?" He asks her and she looks at him with her big yellow eyes.
"I don't know….where have we already been?"
"Rain country, Mist country, Lightning country, Grass country, Marsh country, and…mmmm, Noodle country" He says, drooling slightly as he remembered noodle country.
"They had the second best ramen there….next to Ichiraku Ramen." He says happily until he remembers Konoha.
"You really miss Konoha, don't' you?" she asks, and he nods.
"Ya, I want to go back, but I know they'll try to execute me on the spot" He says, know the whole "Killing there last Uchiha thing" only made them hate them more.
"Then….why not time travel?" she asks and Naruto deadpans.
"YOU COULD DO THAT AND NEVER TOLD ME!" he yells and Hikari just looks at him.
"You never asked" she said and Naruto shut up quickly.
"To shay, now let's go back in time!" he says and she sweat drops.
"I can't travel through time" she says and Naruto starts yelling about "You just said you could" ands "Liar".
"I said to try time travel, I can't tome travel, but I know someone who can" she says and Naruto comes down from his anger.
"And he is where?"
"He's in another dimension, but I'm sure that "Forbidden" scroll you're village has might have a Jutsu that can send us to him" she says, making some sense….some being the word.
"And if it doesn't?"
"….then we'll wing it"
"………….Ok, I'm good with that so should we be sneaky ninja or have fun with it?" he asks, hopping for the fun.
"Is it terrify them?" she asks and he nodes.
"HELL YA, FUN IT IS!" she yells and Naruto looks like he just saw god, wide eyed.
"You are the coolest Heartless/friend/girlfriend" He says and yes people, he said girlfriend. When Hikari did that power merging with her and Naruto, it had other affects. One being a strong connection between the two and the others are….not my place to say.
"I know…lets do it tomorrow (she means steal the scroll, not what you think you dirty perv…..that's in the next chapter)" she says, but Naruto takes it the wrong way and his face goes red. Hikari sees this and turns into, what I call her human form. She turned into a girl around the age of 15 with slightly tanned skin like Naruto's. She had black hair that went down to her back and actually normal eyes, but with yellow iris's. She had a developed body, with curves and C-cup breasts almost D-cup. She was now lying on top of Naruto, her face mere inches away from his, wearing only a black silk nightgown that went up mid-thigh.
"I was talking about stealing the scroll, but if you want to…" she says seductively into his ear, he could feel Hikari's breath on his ear. If Naruto's face could get any redder, his face could be used as a signal beacon. He looked like he was about to pull a Hinata and faint right there. So he quickly sinks into the darkness and re-appears 10 feet away from her, his back turned to her.
"I-I-I'm going to take a bath in the r-r-river, bye!" he says as he runs towards the river, hopping it was very, very cold. Hikari just turns back into her mini-Heartless form and just lays there giggling at what she just did.
----Next Day------
"Look it's a calm day in Konoha, no fighting, no missions, and no problems….lets fix that!" Naruto says to Hikari, who was sticking out of his right shoulder.
"So how we doing this, we going to just barge in, or are we going to be evil and destroy the gate?" She asks
"Neither, we are just going to appear in Baa-chan's office" He says, shocking Hikari.
"WTF, no destruction, no pain, nothing?" she asks, not believing it.
"Nope, just appear and say high, then we take the Jutsu we need and leave" he says as they sink into his own shadow.
----Hokage's office---
Tsunade had no paperwork today, so she was doing what she loved…getting hammered! She was now looking at a bottle of open sake in her hands like it was made of gold.
"This is…..crap, I'm not even buzzed" she says as she tosses the bottle of sake over her shoulder, out the window, and hits a pedestrian with a clank and a yelp.
"I need better sake….." She says to herself and stops when she sees a portal of darkness open in the center of the floor. Out of the dark portal rises Naruto, who was arguing with HIkari about not making a big entrance. From Tsunade's POV, she just saw Naruto, who was reported dead by Kakashi, now clad in black talking to a black talking creature sticking out of his shoulder. She looks at them, who were still arguing, out the window, and down at the now broken bottle of sake.
"I guess that shit was strong" she says to herself and Naruto and Hikari look at her.
"Hi Baa-chan, how's life been?" he asks, and Tsunade stands up, walks over to him, and looks down at him. Incase anyone wants to know, Naruto's only a few inches taller, so he's only up to her "chest".
"Am I just so drunk that I'm seeing things or are you really Naruto?" she asks and Naruto makes a mental command to Hikari to go and find the scroll and get the Jutsu. Hikari quickly jumps off Naruto's arm and sinks into the floor.
"Yes Baa-chan, I'm real" He says and what happens surprises him. Instead of hitting through the wall, she pulls him into a hug, crying.
"I thought…you died" She says, her chin on his head
"Ohh crap, Hikari tell me you found the scroll!" he sends a mental command to Hikari
"Nope, they hid it somewhere else and this tower is big so it will take me at least three maybe four hours to look everywhere"
"Four hours!" "I can't wait that long, Baa-chan might make me stay"
"The don't listen to her, not like you'll never see her again" she says
"But she's crying, holding me to her chest, and……." He stops mid-sentence when he hears Tsunade say something about "Making sure he doesn't leave".
"What?"
"Uhhhh, we have a problem"
"Like what?"
"Will you not scream?"
"Yes, now what is it?"
"She's got me by the butt"
"…….says that again, I think I miss heard it"
"She's got me..by the b-b-butt"
"Ohhh, I thought so…..at least you got a way to stall her for a while"
"WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING.."
"A ninja must do anything for the mission, and I mean anything…"
"But it's Baa-chan, I don't see her like…THAT!"
"Really, the dream about her in a green string bikini says otherwise"
"HEY, that's personal business!"
"So, now stall her for a while"
"But I thought you wanted me virginity?" he says, hopping she bought it.
"I can deal with it, now stall her" she says as she cuts the mental connection.
"Naru-chan, are you listening" He hears her says and he looks up at her, his face very red.
"Uhhhh, y-y-yes, I was listening" he says and she looks down at him, a slight blush from the alcohol on her face.
"Really, because you look very tense…maybe I can help" she says as she pushes him near her desk.
"Ok Naruto, time to take one for the team…I still can't tell if it's a good or bad thing"
"Are you sure we should do this?" he asks, hopping she cane to her senses before he lost his.
"If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't be doing this, Naru-chan" she says as she grinds on him slightly.
"Fuck it…..and THANK YOU KAMI!"
---In heaven----
"No Problem my friend, you deserve it" he says and an angle appears.
"Ok, but why with her?" the angle asks
"With age comes experience….and she's got a lot of experience…that and she can keep up with his stamina" he says, grinning like a pervert
77: Now that is cruel, right at a Lemon
Hey, I still have to even think of writing a lemon
77: Just write one
I'll let the reviewers decide
But to be safe, I will say I've never written one before.
77: But he reads them all the time
SHUT UP!
77:NO, NOT THE FACE!!!