Sorry it took so long to update guys. First my computer crashed and I had to rewrite, then I got grounded from my computer, then I had some distractions including summer school and at the YMCA(really hot life guard) but anyways here it is. Review!

Sorry I forgot the disclaimer last time but here it is:

Disclaimer: I own nothing inside of the wonderful world of Twilight I just make the characters torture each other.

I let out another blood curling scream and Alice stopped laughing and turned to me.

"What was that for? You already screamed!"

I ignored her and got right to it.

"What the hell Alice? I thought you were going to give me a makeover, not get me ready for a new job...AT THE CIRCUS!!" I yelled at her.

That made her go into another round of laughter. I glared at her until she got control over herself.

Rosalie got up off Alice's bed and walked towards me still with that pissed off look on her face. I wondered what she was going to do and why she was so mad. Once she had reached me she set her hand lightly, but firmly on my shoulder.

"Its okay Bella, calm down and I'll handle this." She spoke quietly and quickly then walked up to Alice.

"WTF ALICE?! I thought we had an agreement! Now poor Bella has to suffer!" She yelled at Alice.

Damn, I wonder what Alice did to piss off Rosalie. Wait, more importantly why was Rosalie protecting me?

I turned to see Alice's expression and to my surprise she gave an evil grin.

"Actually, Rosie dear our deal was that I would never do that to a vampire ever again. And last time I checked Bella is still human." She said sweetly.

Hmmm, agreement? I'd have to get Edward to explain to me later. I turned my attention back to Rosalie who was glaring at Alice.

All of a sudden I heard booming laughter and turned to see Emmett rolling around on the floor cracking up. Crap. I had forgotten all about the rest of the Cullen family and Edward. I grimaced when I thought about what his expression might be. Surely he wouldn't laugh at me would he?

Emmett got up off the floor, still laughing and turned to me.

"Is that how your trying to get Edward to sleep with you Bella?" He asked trying to contain his laughter and failed miserably.

I turned tomato red and looked down before muttering "shut up, Emmett."

He just laughed harder then stopped. I mean it was weirddddd, one second he's making fun of me and cracking up, and the next he stops. I looked u to see what had happened and almost started laughing. Emmett had that scared look in his eyes and Rosalie kept on whacking the back of his head over and over again. I guess after Emmett had finally processed that Rose was hitting him he through his hands over his head and tred talking his way out if it.

"Rosie, baby what's wrong?" He asked in a whiny voice.

Gosh he could be so whiny at times! How could Rosalie put up with this?

"Shut up Emmett! Can't you see this was Alice's fault? And for once could you stop making fun of Bella?" She yelled.

Wow the look on his face was priceless, I wish I brought my camera. But I was pretty surprised myself, this was the second time Rosalie was defending me today. Maybe she feels bad for me, but the way she had talked to Alice and Emmett it was almost as if...it was from experience.

All of a sudden we hear the door open and Carlisle yell, "we're home!"

Uh-oh. Edward was back.

Haha cliffy. sorry just couldn't resist. Review my dearists!Oh yeah I'd like to thank JadeStern and CourtneyFirehand for the wonderful reviews!TTYL