I'm ba-ack! And it's time for chapter two of this…already funny story. The school is shooting the episode in homeroom, with the rest of the class working the cameras and microphones.

Chapter Two: It's The First Day!

"Hello and good evening! I'm Alvin Seville!" Alvin introduced. "And I'm Jeanette Seville. No, we're NOT related," Jeanette said.

Julie motioned for them to keep going. "It's been very stressful with stupid school and all, so kids, DROP OUT! SIGN UP FOR THE NAVY OR SOMETHING!" Alvin yelled. Julie slapped her forehead in frustration.

"Shut up, Alvin. Okay, let's go to Brittany Seville with weather," Jeanette said. Brittany was sitting in a director-style chair, filing her nails. "Oh, we're rolling?" she said as she saw the stares. Julie banged her head on a desk.

"This week there's a…wha-what's this? Oh, it's a hurricane! This week in Los Angeles there's a hurricane. Julie, am I right?" Julie took the hardest book she could find and knocked herself out. "I guess that's a no…um…Jeanette, cue Theodore and help me out here," Brittany said.

Jeanette grumbled. "Here's Theodore Seville with cooking," she said. Then she came to Brittany.

"Hi everyone. I'm Theodore, and this is fifteen minutes of cooking. We're going to prepare some snacks. Today it's fruit slices and cool whip. All you need is a knife, a fruits such as honeydew melon, watermelon, cantaloupe, pineapple, and strawberries. Cut them into slices, like this." Theodore demonstrated, skillfully cutting them and placing them on a platter. He placed a bowl of cool whip in the middle. "That's fifteen minute cooking with Theodore. See you in the next hour," Theodore said.

The camera went back onto Brittany, who had a paper in front of her now. "Okay. It's a high pressure system in Los Angeles. I thought the giant 'H' stood for hurricane. In New York there's a stationary front coming in, and - OH! - my time's up. See you in the next hour. Back to you, Jeanette."

Jeanette sighed relief. "Okay. Let's see. Oh yes! Alvin, do the intro to Simon," Jeanette said.

"Here's my geeky, nerdy, and weird brother, Simon Seville with some breaking news," Alvin said. Julie, obviously having enough, chucked a rotten tomato and hit Alvin smack-dab in the face. "SERIOUSLY?! I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE WATER!" Ice water splashed all over him. "YOU GET A PHONE CALL TONIGHT SAYING YOU DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!" Alvin yelled, storming off-set.

Jeanette sighed happily. "THANK GOD! Okay, let's check in with the awesome Simon Seville," she said.

The camera switched onto Simon. "Thanks Jeanette. First of all, whoever stole Jimmy Henderson's underpants, RETURN THEM…" There was snickering from the classroom.

"Anyway, the breaking news is that Ryan the jock has been put on sudden suspension for twenty absent days…none of them sick days. You can breathe easier," Simon said, letting out a sigh himself.

"GET ON WITH IT!" Brittany called from the weather station. Ice water splashed her. "AW, NICE! THIS WAS SILK!" Brittany yelled, storming off. A few more students snickered. "Do you want to wind up like that?" Julie threatened. The students stopped snickering.

"Back to you, Jeanette," Simon said. Alvin came back on-set. "Let's go to Eleanor Seville with sports," he said.

"The West Eastman Eagles beat the East Eastman Knights 20-18 in a very big championship football game!" Eleanor said. Jeanette sighed relief - this was going well again.

"In other sports news, the West Eastman spring training season for baseball begins this month. Back to you Jeanette."

Jeanette smiled. "That's all for now. See you next time, on The West Eastman News." As soon as the camera was off, Jeanette jumped onto Alvin. "IDIOT! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SIT UP FRONT AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!" she yelled.

"Kiss me," Alvin said suddenly. "WHAT?!" "We're up front. And in my world, it's productive." "I'M IN LOVE WITH SIMON! I'M TELLING BRITTANY!" Brittany came back. "OH, I HEARD IT ALRIGHT!" she yelled.

Brittany took Jeanette's place on Alvin and slapped him silly. "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KISS HER!" Brittany said when she got up. Alvin had a goofy smile on his face. "You taste good…," he said.

Brittany and Jeanette glanced at each other, disgusted, and ran. Alvin was still on the floor…thinking about girls.

LOL! I LOVED WRITING THIS CHAPTER! LOL, he's just like Zack. I gave him a perfect person to be compared to. See you in the next chapter.

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