Laura: Because of the hordes of screaming fans, we've decided to write another chapter! Whoa! (dodges overripe tomatoes) See? There are hordes of them and they're all screaming!

Elisa: Shut up, Laura… (Warning: MAJOR RELENA BASHING)

So how was business in Heero's disco? Well, it seemed the zero system had brought up his musical talent, and so the troubled teen wrote his own lyrics for his favourite song: I'm so excited…

Today's the day I'm gonna push the button
Today I'll blow this world to smithereens
I just prefer tight spandex over cotton
I never want to trade my shorts for jeans

I want to mess up, wreck up, when on mission screw things up
I want to show up, blow up, everything in sight
I'll bring you all to your doom, as it goes boom

I'm suicidal and I will destroy all
I'm about to self-destruct and I think I like it
I'm suicidal and I will destroy all
Omae omae omae omae omae o korosu

You should no longer fear unknown tomorrow
'Cause you know now you won't make it till then

We leave this place without the least of sorrow
Death is what turns boys into adult men

(Laura: A very interesting theory, given the fact that up till now there has been no known phenomenon that causes this effect…

Elisa: Of course, sister, the effect itself is purely theoretical, since no evidence has been found to prove the existence of adult men.

Laura: (nods in agreement) Makes you think…

Elisa: (rolls eyeballs) No it doesn't…)

(two ladies in spandex join in)

We're suicidal and we will destroy all
I'm about to self-destruct and I think I like it
I'm suicidal and I will destroy all

omae omae omae omae omae o korosu o korosu

instrumental intermezzo

I want to mess up, wreck up, on missions screw things up
I want to show up, blow up, everything in sight
I'll bring you all to your doom, as it goes boom

I'm suicidal (Wooh-hooh-wee!) and I will destroy all (Boom!)
I'm about to self-destruct and I think I like it (Oh yeah!)
I'm suicidal and I will destroy all (Yes yes yes yes yes!)
Omae omae omae omae omae o korosu

(3x)

I'm suicidal (Look what you do to me) and I will destroy all (You've got me blowin' up)
I'm about to self-destruct and I think I like it (Blow-blow-blow-blow-ah!)

I'm suicidal (What's with your killing spree?) and I will destroy all (How 'bout you let it drop?)

Omae omae omae omae omae o korosu o korosu (Blow-blow-blow-blow-ah!)

Well, Heero's personal lyrics caught on, because people from all over the world came to his disco, where all kinds of different origines, sexes and races met and brotherly (or sisterly) enjoyed themselves.

Laura: Meanwhile, a balloon with (coldly) Chang… Elisa: And (enthousiastic) DUO in it comes flying by…

Wufei: I must confess that Heero's, err…

Duo: Joint?

Wufei: Err, yes, Heero's joint is a great succes!

Duo: Yup, it's dy-nah-mite!

Wufei: Err, whatever…

the pink monster suddenly appears

Laura: Hey, wasn't she dead?

Elisa: Nah, we can't afford to kill her, or we'd be ripped to pieces by her fans!

Laura: …What fans?

Relena:Hi darlings! Sorry I'm late, but Heero accidently squished me under his gundam while he was under influence……… of the Zero System that is!

badabam dsh! (stand-up comedian drums) Elisa elbows Laura in the stomach and fakes a giggle.

Laura: blinks……I don't get it…

Elisa: rolls eyeballs……It's a joke…

Laura: But I always thought jokes were funny!

Elisa: Whatever! Let's just pretend to be interested in what she has to say and sneak out!

Laura: Yeah! Let's go find Trowa, cut off his unibang and add it to my collection of Trowa stuff!

Elisa: You know, you're freaking me out with your Trowa obsession!

Laura: Yeah right, and you wear a cross just like Duo 'cuz your a christian!

Elisa: I am! And so are you!

Laura: Oh, right…

Relena: EXCUUUUUUUSE ME!

all shiver at hearing her irritating piercing voice, some people even explode

Elisa: God! wipes human goo of her face That woman should be given a court order that prohibits her to speak in public!

Relena: This song is dedicated to the love of my life! I LOVE YOU HEEEEERRROOOOO!

Laura: If she yells again, I swear to God I'm gonna…

Elisa: Just shut up and let's get the hell outta here!

Relena: clears throat Ahem! I NEED A HEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO! I'M holding out for a HEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOO 'till the end of the night!

the balloon carrying Chang and Duo snaps and Chang lands on a cactus in a most uncomfortable manner…

Elisa: Laura! Let's keep it real, shall we?

Laura: Fine! Why don't you continue this fic if you're so much better than I am!

Elisa: Fine! Ahem, the balloon snaps and Duo softly lands on my lap! "Oh my God, you are my saviour, I love you so much!" Duo takes a ring out of his braid and offers it to me. "Please marry me, I couldn't bear the thought of having to live without you! Be my princess of darkness! I …"

Laura: coughs Keeping it real, sis?

Elisa: Aww, can't I dream a little? clamps her sister Won't you let me dream, Laura, won't you please?

Laura: Eww, let go! And lay of the drugs!

Relena suddenly stops singing and taps her foot

Relena: Do you mind? I'm trying to declare my undying love for HEEEERRRRROOOOO!

Elisa: desperately seeks her gun in her pocket Hehe, sorry Relena, we were just…

Laura: Hey, is that Heero over there? points at Heero who's trying to sneak out quietly

Relena: Oooh, where?

Laura: Over there, making weird gestures at me with his finger on his lips, can't really make that out, and twitching his right index finger, like he's pulling some imaginary trigger of some imaginary gun that's aimed right at me! Hehe, that Heero, always in for a joke even at stressful times like this…

Elisa: whispers Nice move, Laura!

Laura: No really, there he is!

Elisa: blinks…..I should've known…

Relena: HEERRROOO! There you are, honey! chases him through the now abandoned disco, all the other guests have either left or exploded

Elisa: Hehehe, and that's the end of that chapter!

Laura: Oh, now I get it! UNDER INFLUENCE! OF THE ZERO SYSTEM! geek laugh

Elisa: …