Deadpool found himself about twenty feet in the air, and as some form of gravity was present in this dimension, he went the way of the apple (for those of you who are a few fries short of a Happy Meal, that means he fell). Well, on the bright side, he did land on something kind of soft.

Deadpool noticed four things after he picked himself up (Pshaw, twenty feet ain't nutin' to the Merc-with-a-Mouth) and duste himself off. A). He was in a run-down church of a seemingly Christian nature. He silently wondered if someone up there was making fun of his spiritual condition. He doesn't think about it for long. B). He's standing in a flower bed. He doesn't think much of this at the moment. C). He isn't alone. Staring at him wide eyed is the pink and red clad girl known (with varying degrees of affection) as Aeris Gainsborough. Of course, Deadpool doesn't know this yet.

Her eyes are wide open, one hand is covering her mouth in shock, the other is pointing at him while trembling. She seems nearly frozen in that position, and it makes Deadpool uncomfortable, so he just stares at her while trying to figure out what to do next. 'I have the oddest feeling, it's like I'm missing something... but what?' But his thoughts were cut short as Aeris gains her voice.

"You're..." it seems she has trouble forming the words,"You're..."

'It's Japanese, but I can't place the accent. That wierd liquid stuff sure gave my teleporter one hell of a jump start... I would have never imagined I could get this kind of range... I wonder if it works on my television? Then I could travel through time! That'd be flippin' awsome!'

"NAKED!"

That brought the Merc from his reverie, and he, in his best Japanese, said, "My mother what?" He looked down to find that the girl spoke the truth, he was one-hundred percent all-natural. This also meant he had no mask on. This meant she could see his face. And this meant that the fear of being alone with a naked man in a secluded location was multiplied tenfold by being with a horribly disfigured naked man. Yes, friends, this is the fourth important fact that Deadpool finally discovered: D). He was naked and unarmed. Took him long enough. Forgive him folks, he's a little dense on certain matters.

Unfortunately for our hapless mercenary, the opposite was true on both accounts for Aeris, who was both fully clothed and armed with a staff. Deadpool found this out the hard way, for the second he looked down to confirm his, um, state of missdress, she wacked him on the head with all her might.

Whack!

Deadpool responded by falling down, doing a barrel roll, quickly getting up and raising both hands above his head to signify his surrender.

"Now just calm down, I won't hurt you..."

WHACK! Deadpool was on the ground in a flash.

"EEEK! Monster!"

"Monster? Now, I know I'm not that easy on the eyes, but that's just..."

WHACK! Eww... that was definately a foul...

"Die!"

"Oww, my head. You know that's really not nice..."

WHACK! If he didn't have his healing factor, he'd be dead with this many blows to the head.

"AHHH! You pervert!"

Deadpool realized that she would not see reason. 'I'm ending this now!' The next time she brought the rod down to dispense divine justice upon his poor person, he caught it and quickly ripped it from her clutch. He then jumped up and used it to pen her down by sanwiching her neck between the staff and the floor.

He positioned his facial features to make them as intimidating as possible, and with a wicked grin on his face and a homocidal gleam in his eye, he said," What on Earth are you doing! Does your mother know your bangin' older men? The shame!" he moved his face closer to hers, " I could do anything to you now, do you know that? Huh, bitch? I could kill you just to watch you die, cut you just to watch you bleed, and not give one single solitary damn. What do you say to that?" This was a little more dramatic than his usual stuff, but desperate times called for desperate measures. If the only way to get some respect was to scare it up, it'd have to do for now. Now to see how she responds...

Needless to say he got his answer quickly, in the form of her kneeing him in his unprotected groin. He doubled over in pain, giving her the opportunity to escape with her staff. She wasted no time fleeing, leaving Deadool with his thoughts and his pain.

After about ten minutes, he got up, and with a mysterious blue light shining in his eyes, vows to himself:

"She, whoever she thinks she is, has just made the biggest mistake of her life. She's made this personal. IT IS ON, SISTER!"

Auther's Notes: This is before Aeris meets Cloud and offers to sell him a flower. Also to note: Deadpool has several challenges ahead. He has to figure out where he is, find some clothing (including a mask, if possible), and get at least one weapon. On top of all that, he has to settle the score with Aeris, and he doesn't even know her name. This is getting interesting, and officially the game hasn't even started yet! I'm quit proud of myself.