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Certain Candy and Junk Food He Does Not Eat

By Waterrain

America was drinking liquid chocolate, slurping and spilling a little on his lips while messily gulping it down. England blushed and wondered why America was such a clueless dolt. Japan was silently taking a few photos, China was smiling faintly, and France was staring, but America didn't notice because he was too busy enjoying his liquid chocolate and ignoring everyone because he was still a bit upset.

'Creeps are thinking about when I choked on my skittle and almost died' America thought to himself, smiling happily. 'At least this chocolate will help me to ignore them.'

"America, are you done with your chocolate?" Germany managed to ask as he forced away a blush. America licked the liquid chocolate off of his lips and then nodded.

"Yep," America commented happily and threw away his extra-large cup. "I feel much better, and I'm no longer upset."

"You look rather exotic, da," Russia commented innocently to America, watching as those blue eyes narrowed.

"Stop insulting me by saying I'm an oddball," America stated calmly as France hugged him.

"You looked like a sex kitten, my dear America. Be my kitty and play with –" France purred into America's right ear, causing England to smack him in the back of the head.

"What?" America asked in confusion, tilting his head.

"Licking, slurping, gulping, and making those sounds," France managed to say before England threw him out the door. America's eyes widened. Russia quietly walked out and grabbed France by the throat.

"Do not call my comrade a sex kitten," Russia said firmly, giving a twisted smile. "Otherwise, you might find yourself without any, as some would say, 'vital regions', and I believe you want to keep your lower regions. So no calling America a sex kitten."

France looked at Russia in horror and then managed to whisper a choked, "Okay."

"What the hell is a sex kitten? What did that creep mean by 'making those sounds'?" America asked them, but he only received silence.

"France has gone along with Russia, so this World Meeting is over," Germany stated firmly, and everyone quickly walked out, leaving America behind.

America frowned to himself. "Note to self: drinking liquid chocolate is not a good thing to do at a World Meeting," America muttered to himself and then sulked because everyone had left him behind.

But then Russia walked in and smiled at America. "No need to worry about France calling you names. I have taken care of it, da," Russia told him calmly and watched as America glared at him.

'Best not to say for him to not drink liquid chocolate. Otherwise, he will drink it every World Meeting, just because I tell him not to drink it,' Russia thought to himself.

"Great. Now I can't beat him up for insulting me since you have already taken care of it. I don't want to kick a dog that's already down for the count," America stated bluntly and walked out of the room, leaving behind a smiling Russia.

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