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Hello again people of the Fanfiction community! This is Mr. Raleigh D which you know me as MegaRdaniels giving you a new chapter for the story, "Kick-Ass and Ben 10: Hit and Run". I hope you guys enjoy this chapter as much as I have writing it! Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Thank you!
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Kevin and I were statues. We stood there in awe of both fear and uncertainty. We had no idea of how to respond. The girl looked at us like we were crazy. However, she shrugged and just dragged the bodies nonchalantly. My arm was reaching for the Ultimatrix ut as a result, she was a little girl. I can't harm her. The silence finally broke when Kevin opened his mouth.
"Hey kid?" he called.
He got the girl's attention.
"Finally!" the girl said, relieved almost, "You've finally thawed out? If I were you, I high tale it out of here, buddy!"
"High tale it? You killed a man!" Kevin pointed out.
This was when things began to get worse.
"Yeah, I killed many. So what? It's almost like you never seen a superhero before," the girl teased.
"A real hero never kill," said Kevin.
"How would you know?" the girl snapped, but teasingly. I couldn't guess, "Have you ever handled a gun before?"
"No, but I have meant to use one of these kid," Kevin said, showing her his fist.
I sighed.
"As a result, we're heroes!"
"You're heroes?" asked the girl, laughing at us, "If you're a hero, where's your costume?"
"Costume? Who wears a costume! No one will ever take us seriously!" Kevin said.
"Are you calling me a joke, shit face?" the girl snapped.
Kevin got a bit disturbed. My mouth was on the ground. Did that little girl just say...naw, I must've been hearing things.
"In a way yes!" Kevin shouted.
"What the fuck did you just say?" the girl snapped arming herself.
"I called you a joke! A real hero will never stab a person in the back like that!"
"Violence is violence! What, you're gonna go all Batman on them? This is the real world, and in the real world, you die for real! No sequels jackass!"
"Last time I checked, I'm not a mule! Second of all, get a bar of soap! That mouth of yours needs to be cleansed."
They went back and forth - until this happened.
"What did you say about my father pipsqueak?" Kevin roared.
"I said your father so stupid he housed you in your ball sack. And if you really want to fight over your love for your mommy and daddy then I'll oblige," she said mockingly.
Kevin's anger had hit its tipping point. The girl armed herself with her spear. And before things went out of hand, I stopped Kevin before a mêlée began.
"That's a enough Kevin. Stand down," I said.
"Enough? Talk that to this tough nut! Nobody calls out my dad and gets away with it..." he pushed me out-of-the-way.
"Nobody!...huh?" We turned around and discovered that the girl was gone. Kevin was frustrated, angry even. However, I found a note taped to the wall. It reads: Pussy. Why? I have no idea.
...
At Gwen's house, she was sitting in the living room watching the news of two robbers that we faced. However, thankfully they didn't report neither I or Kevin were in the scene of the crime. That was a plus.
Kevin was sitting across from us fiddling his fingers angrily. Gwen was curious why. However, the answer prove to be...silly.
"He's upset that an 11-year-old girl insulted his dad. I tried to cheer him up, but..."
"You don't know how to cheer people up," Gwen stated.
"Thank you," Kevin murmured.
"And you got so worked up because an 11-year old insulted your father?" Gwen furrowed her eyes at an angry Kevin.
"I'm not finished," I said, "The 11-year old killed the burglers...with a sick, sunny smile."
"?", was on Gwen's mind, "You're joking."
"How's this for joking," I said giving Gwen the sheet of paper that was seen taped to a wall when Kevin and I were at the alley.
"Oh this is just perverted," Gwen said, "Ben?"
"Well, I didn't write it! The girl did!"
"So an 11-year old girl wrote this profanity and taped it to the wall for everybody to see? Hm, I don't believe ...but it's hard to refute. I don't know. Kids today can be unpredictably cruel and to the very few - even disturbed.
"Can you use your powers to track her?" I asked.
"I think I can," said Gwen.
"Good, I would love to give that kid a painful knockout blow," said Kevin, determined to hurt the little girl.
Gwen glared at him.
"What?"
Gwen sighed. She began to scan the paper with her powers. Her eyes glowed pink. It took a few seconds before she gave us the answer we're looking for - and it wasn't good.
"Oh no," she said.
"What?" Kevin and I asked in unison.
"You found the little pipsqueak?"
Gwen gave us a horrified, teary eyed look.
...
At the Trailer Park, we rushed in to the RV to help our grandfather. Unfortunately, the door was locked.
"Grandpa Ma!" I knocked with fear.
However, Kevin lightly pushed me out-of-the-way.
"Don't worry, I'll pay for the damages," he said as he absorbed the steel, but before he broke an entering, we heard a voice from the RV.
"Who is it?"
"It's Kevin Ethan Levin, who's there?" Kevin said. We were all spooked. I had mixed emotions about the possibilities. Could Grandpa be really be...No I can't hold that possibility. I just couldn't.
"House Keeping, Motherfuckah!" - and then it happened.
"Everybody down!"
We heard a barrage of bullets tearing through the door. From all around, we saw strange men wearing superhero costumes that they bought at a Halloween store.
"For the MotherFucker!" shouted one.
I readied my Ultimatrix as Gwen and Kevin powered up.
"Just where I want to spend my Saturday," said Kevin.
I activated my Ultimatrix, quickly scrolled through my playlist and selected my choice. I was engulfed in emerald-green light, and when the light died down, standing my place was the alien I bellowed...
"FOUR ARMS!" I roared.
Gwen powered up and Kevin absorbed the asphalt below, encasing his body into concrete. We were at our stance ready to take a stand - but, for some reason these guys shook.
"Where's Grandpa Maks?" Gwen demanded.
"If I were you guys, I'll start talking," I said.
And like it were on cue...they ran.
"What was that about?" I asked, scratching my head.
"Whatever they are - whoever they are, they can't get away!" Kevin said.
"You're right," I said, "You guys keep up, I won't be far behind!"
"Got it!" said Kevin as he and Gwen rushed back to the car, I touched the Ultimatrix symbol on my chest and became...
"JETRAY!" I screeched. I took off to the skies on pursuit of the criminals - whoever they are.
Not a moment too soon, I discovered a few of them. Once they spotted me, they began to shoot.
"Holy shit!" I heard one say.
"What the hell is that thing?" asked another one.
"Don't bother questioning, just shoot it!" yelled another.
I dodged every bullet they fired. I doe down and shot lasers from my eyes to end their trail, making a wall of fire, making them to stop.
I dove down and landed on the ground, wanting answers.
"Who are you, and what do you want from our grandpa?" I asked demandingly.
"It t-t-t-talks?" one fainted.
However one pulled out a gun.
"Don't do anything stupid," I warned.
"I may die createn, but the MotherFucker shall live. He's our Jesus," said the man.
"Okay, you really have to stop cussing. It kills your brain cells!" I stated.
"You dare speaketh foul from thous tongue beast?" the man snapped, cocking his weapon. Wait since when did this became a Shakespearean play.
"Okay dude, this is not King Lear, and...wait, you're not a Forever Knight are you? Even with them, because if you are, then that means you guys have sunken to a new low. I thought knights use swords or something, not firearms," I taunted.
"You shall die!" yelled the man. Just before he pulled the trigger, Gwen showed up just in time to blow the gun right out from his hands.
"Ahh, my hand! It hurts!" the man complained. Kevin arrived to knock the man out. I sighed, i was about to get a straight answer from out of him.
"Why did you do that for?" I asked defiantly.
"He was about to kill you, Ben. Besides, it's a knock out blow," Gwen stated.
"That's Kevinian for 'he's not dead'," he said.
"Well he should be," stated an unknown, but a very familiar voice. We all turned to see...
"I'm the badass, now get the fuck out of my way! - I do the interrogations around here."
"What the..." Gwen babbled.
"See told ya," Kevin said, dropping the man as he marched forth towards the girl. By then I was back to normal, so I managed to push him back a bit. Gwen still babbled though. She couldn't believe what her ears was telling her. Can it be true? Gwen thought.
"Who are you?" I asked, "And where's my grandpa?"
"Are you bitching about your Grandfather? Seriously?"
"Hey! Have you seen him or not?" I asked, now losing my cool.
Kevin began to taunted me.
"It's not easy to calm down if someone talks smack about your loved ones," Kevin commented. However, Gwen and I each gave him a glare. He backed off, thank god.
"Dude, keep your panties on. I'm just messin' with ya. anyway, move out the way."
"Oh no," Gwen said, finally out of her babbling state, grabbing the girl by the arm, "First of all, get some soap and deodorant. Second of all, where is your parents, and third of all, where is our Grandfather?" Gwen asked impatiently.
"Do you think I'll be fucking around with your grandfather? Really?"
"Are you making fun of me?" Gwen asked, angrily.
"Depends. I let your friends off with a warning..."
"Oh with that profanity? Yeah some warning," Gwen said sarcastically.
"Are you questioning what I do?"
"Depends."
Then without warning, the girl pulled a gun and drew towards Gwen.
"Take that back bitch!" the girl demanded.
"Really? A gun?" Kevin asked, taunting her.
"Little girl, we..." I said before she interrupted me.
BOOM!
An explosion occurred from down by the fields. Then we heard gunfire, behaving more like gunfire behaving like firecrackers from the Fourth of July.
"Allan," I said.
"Who?" the girl said.
"Ben, we'll deal with the girl later. Right now it's time to hero up," Gwen said.
She was right. The girl was a miniscule compared to what was going on by Allan's domain. The cornfields were on fire. As Kevin and Gwen rushed to the car, I activated the Ultimatrix.
"It's hero time!" I called, not noticing the girl's confusion.
I slammed the dial down and was engulfed in a layer of emerald-green light, and when the light died down, standing by my place was the humanoid-aeroamphibian...
"JET RAY!" I yelled as I soared to the skies, following Gwen and Kevin to the source.
The girl we left had her jaw lowered. For the very first time, she saw regular people with superpowers.
"Superpowers," she said, and fainted.
Author's Notes:
Yep, this was the second chapter of the unexpected crossover. I know it took me long for me to do, but can you blame me? If anyone tries to butcher Kick-Ass, their head would be on a pike, and not the one with candy canes either! And yes, there were swears! It can't be called a Kick-Ass fanfiction without swears. Why? Because the movies swore like sailors. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it! Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Until we meet again, I bid you all an adieu and...
Peace!