Warning: Pranks, sexists, evil puppets…over protective tousans, perverts, yaoi!

I changed Naruto's personality just a bit to make him cute again!

Chapter 2: Go Fish

There is only one chance in a lifetime for a genin to face three S-rank criminals. It would be a hard task, yes, but if he or she made it through they would be able to gloat about for years to come.

Naruto places another card down in the pile. "Go Fish!" He exclaimed to Itachi who didn't look up from his cards. They sat there for a moment staring at their cards, waiting for the next person to go. Deidara looked up and stared around at his three competitors.

"Umm... who's next?" He asked. They all looked up and around at everyone. Sasori shrugged.

"I think its you Bird-man." Deidara growled.

"Stop calling me that!" He shouted banging the table and pointing a finger at his danna. "I new we shouldn't have EVER let him watch those stupid super hero movies!"

Everyone stopped and waited to see what the blonde would do next. He sat back down. "Sasori-danna, do you have any 9's, un?" Sasori looked at his cards.

"Nope, go fish." Deidara pouted and picked up another card.

Itachi waited before attacking Naruto with his question.

"Naruto-kun, do you have any 2's?" Naruto looked at his one card and grinned.

"Yup! Here and I win!" He shouted and did a victory dance in his seat. Naruto stood up from his spot and pointed at the three S-ranked criminals who waited for his suggestion. "I say we watch Cinderella!" Everyone groaned and leaned back in their seats.

"Why that one! I want to watch The Little Mermaid!" Deidara whined. Naruto ran back over with the movie in hands.

"Well if you ever win then that's what we'll watch, Tousan!" Deidara reached over to the pile of cards and picked another one up. Sasori stared.

"Stop taking the cards you baka!" He shouted and pulled them away from the blonde. Deidara leaned forwards.

"B-but my hand! It keeps eating them!" He cried, showing everyone the half eaten 3 of hearts. Naruto sat back down.

"So when's the pizza coming?" He asked, playing around with the movie. Sasori looked down at his watch.

"Soon, I asked Kakazu to bring one back from his mission." They all sat back and waited.

"Sooo, is this going to be a sleepover party?" Naruto asked suddenly. They shrugged.

"I wouldn't sleep here though, Zetsu might get hungry at night and we could wake up in his stomach for all we know." Itachi pointed out. Sasori nodded.

"Or not even wake up."

Everyone shivered at the thought. Deidara sat up. "Well then I say we should sleep in someone's room, un, we should sleep in me and Naruto's room!" Sasori sat up.

"No way, last time we did that I stepped on one of your stupid bird models and you blew my foot up! I say we should sleep in my room."

"No way!" Deidara shouted back. "Your room smells like dead people." Sasori growled.

"Well thanks to your stupid air freshener it doesn't!"

"How do you tell the difference, you don't even have a nose!"

"Yes I do, its right in the middle of my FACE!"

"Can you breath with it?"

"... Shut up." Naruto smiled at the two and watched like a ping-pon match, one comment thrown at the other.

"I think we should still sleep in MY room!" Deidara shouted, standing up.

"No way!" Sasori said, standing up also.

"Yes way!"

"No way times 100!"

"Oh don't start this again!"

"Fine so you're giving up?"

"No way times 1000!"

"Yes way times a million!"

"No way times a billion!"

"Yes way times infinity!"

"How do you even times infinity!?"

"Okay, what's 2 x infinity!?"

"2 infinity-"

"AND BEOND!" Naruto shouted and started to laugh. Deidara stopped and got what that meant, sending himself into a fit of laughter. Sasori and Itachi sat back and watched the two have a knee slapping old time. They both high-fived each other.

"Too funny!" Deidara gasped. Sasori leaned forward to look at his partner.

"I don't get what you two are going on about." Deidara looked up.

"That's because you weren't at our-"

"Girls night out?" Itachi suggested. Deidara and Naruto glared at him.

"We were NOT having a girls night out, we aren't even girls!" Sasori smirked at the two blonds.

"Well you look like a girl and Naruto isn't too far behind so I'd say you two were having a night out!" Deidara growled along with Naruto.

"If we were girls and this was a sleepover then why would we be here?" Sasori and Itachi looked at each other and smirked evilly. They looked back at the two blondes.

"Good question." They said, getting up and moving dangerously around the table, Deidara and Naruto gulped.

With a BANG the door shut close in Deidara's face. "You sexists!" He shouted through the wood. Naruto pulled on his tousans sleeve.

"Tousan?" Deidara growled but looked down at his baby with a small smile.

"Yes?"

"Um... they can't be sexists if they are the same sex as us." He explained. Deidara went red.

"Ops, sorry, got caught up in the moment." He took one last look at the door. "Come on, baby, lets go get the pizza." With that he grabbed Naruto's hand and they walked down the hallway.

-X-

Kakazu walked through the base door looking like a delivery boy.

"Your pizz-AAAHHH!" He screamed as two hyper blondes jumped him. "AHHH GET OFF, NO YOU'RE SQUISHING THE PIZZA... I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT!" Deidara got up, pizza in hand and looked at the box. Naruto was still laying on Kakazu as Kakazu hugged him like a teddy bear.

"Ummm... Kakazu why is the pizza box stabbed through the middle?" He asked, pointing to the knife sticking out through the middle of the box. Kakazu stood up, carrying Naruto.

"Ask prayer boy over there, he did it." He said pointing at his partner who was walking over to take Naruto out of Kakazu's grip.

"I couldn't help it!" He exclaimed. Deidara shook his head.

"I guess we'll just have to live with it, oh well-" He stopped and looked at the two S-ranked criminals who were fighting over who could get to hold Naruto longer.

"He's too cute, let go!"

"I'm never letting go! You let go!" There was a shouted and the two fell back as Deidara pulled Naruto away. He rapped an arm around Naruto and gave him the pizza.

"He's mine." He growled. Naruto looked over at the pouting two on the floor. "You guys can join us if you want." He suggested. They both looked up and got up quickly.

"Sure! I don't have anything to do!" Hidan said happily, attempting to grab Naruto into a hug again but the taller blonde held him back.

"What did I say?" He asked the white hair man.

"He's yours." He sighed and looked longingly at the little blonde as they walked away. The two fallowed quickly behind.

-X-

Deidara knocked on the door. "We have the pizza, let us in!" He shouted. The door opened quietly, no lights were on. Everyone at the door look sacredly around the dark room since there was no sign of the two 'males'. Deidara took one step into the room and looked around.

"Umm... Danna? Itachi?" He called out into the darkness. "This must be a prank." He muttered.

Motioning the others to come in they all walked in, Naruto grabbed Kakazu and Hidan's hands and walked in between them. The door suddenly closed making Deidara, Naruto and Kakazu scream out. They all blushed and looked back into the room.

"Hello?" Deidara tried out again. "We know your here, stop playing this game, your scaring my baby!" He shouted. They started to hear whispers around them like there was a crowed of people surrounding them in the dark.

"Tousan!" Naruto cried as he started to shake. "I'm scared." Hidan held Naruto closer.

"I'll protect you-"

"You think that's all it's going to take?" A voice whispered out in Hidan's ear. He shouted and swung his scythe at the darkness.

"Okay, Itachi and Sasori are getting WAY too good at scaring..." Kakazu whispered. Naruto shouted as arms rapped around his waist and he was pulled into the darkness.

"AHHHHHH!!! Tousan! Make them stop!" He shouted. Deidara turned around and jumped over at Naruto but was too late. Naruto had been swallowed by the darkness.

"Oh my god!" He shouted groping around to see if baby was still there. "Oh my god!" He sat back up. "SASORI, ITACHI YOU TWO BETTER STOP NOW OR I'LL BLOW THIS PLACE UP RIGHT NOW!" The TV was turned on and they saw a shadow of three people sitting on the couch watching the fuzzy screen.

"Sasori-danna?" He asked, walking over to the cough. With a sudden scream he fell back making the other two jump. "Y-Your..." Deidara's eyes widened at the three people sitting there... they were not who he expected them to be.

"Your not-"

"Human?" The voice of Sasori whispered into his ear from behind him. Deidara gasped and turned around only to see darkness. The three 'people' sitting on the couch were just puppets.

Deidara stood up. "What do you want, danna!" He shouted. Something was dropped on his head and he screamed and tore it off. "What is this?" He asked holding it pull against the light from the TV.

"We want you to wear it." A hundred different voices explained. Deidara shivered realizing what his danna had done.

"Performance of a hundred Puppets, just to make me wear this?" He asked frowning. "Don't you think this is a little too much?"

"Well we didn't expect Kakazu and Hidan to be here." All the voices said.

"If I wear this, will you give me back my baby?"

"Maybe, Itachi seems to like 'your baby' in this outfit." The voices said.

"Okay! I'm putting it on, just turn on the bloody lights!" Deidara pulled off his cloak and slipped on the 'thing' he was supposed to wear.

"Happy?"

"Yessss." Then the lights started to go up and with a 'PUFF' the puppets disappeared. Kakazu looked over at Deidara and fell on his ass with laughter. Deidara spun around.

"What the hell are you laughing about!" He growled, shaking his fists.

"Y-your wearing a- Hahahaha DRESS!" Deidara stood there and looked down at his dress, it was pink and had lace around the edges, it looked good on him... the only problem was that his face was beat red.

"SASORI!" He shouted. Naruto came running out from the kitchen with his own dress on. It was light blue and looked about the same as Deidara's just a bit longer.

"Tousan look what Itachi stuffed me into!" He cried. Deidara looked ready to kill.

"Hahahahahaha." He heard laughter coming from the kitchen and walked in to see Sasori and Itachi rolling on the floor laughing.

"We- did you see his- HA!- DRESS!- we got them soooo good!" Sasori laughed. Deidara steamed and grabbed Sasori by the collar.

"YOU!" He screamed. "Get this 'THING' off of me!" Sasori smirked and made Deidara let go.

"But it looks so good on you!" Sasori whined. Itachi sat up and smiled.

"If we get that off of you does that mean Naruto can stay in his?" Sasori turned.

"No! Deidara stay's like this!" He circled around his partner, looking at all the angles. "It could use a bit of hemming... and maybe a little maid hat would do it some good. He leaned over Deidara's back and whispered into his ear. "Would you like to become my maid, Dei-d-ara?" He asked lustfully. Deidara's face went bright red again and he pushed his partner away.

"S-stop!" He shouted and walked away, towards the pizza. "That's it! No pizza for you!" He shouted and walked over to Naruto and picked him up. "Kakazu, Hidan... you can come with us!" He walked out leaving a pouting Sasori behind while Itachi stared longingly at Naruto as he was carried away.

"When you die, can I make you into my puppet?" Sasori called out down the hallway. Deidara turned and glared at his partner.

"No fricking way!" Sasori smirked and leaned back against the door after he closed it.

"You say that now, Deidara, but once your dead you won't even have a say in anything."

-X-

That was a pretty long chapter don't you think!? I let my friend YaoiRocks read it as I wrote it on msn, she was laughing so hard she said! I hope you guys liked it too!