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Chapter 2-I'll take the mime for the block!
Mary: "Hi, I'm Mary Melody, and I'm the host of this episode of toonywood squares! Today's version is different because there are three contestants. They are two brothers and one sister. They were the stars of the TV show "animaniacs" and they live in Acme Falls. The contestants are- Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner! Now, the rules are a bit different. Yakko, you have the circle. Wakko- you got the X and Dot- you got the triangle. After the toon Yakko chose said its' question, the first one that thinks he knows the answer hit the buzzer. If he's right, he gets the block. If he's wrong, the toon asks another question for the other 2 contestants. It goes on like this. If no one can answer his question the block is being lighted in black and you can't pick it again. In order to win, the contestant must get 3 blocks in a row, column or diagon. The toons are-
Yuval Zirler!"
Yuval: "Hi."
"...Hillai Ben-sason!"
Hillai: "More appearances mean more paychecks!"
"Can't agree with you more. Katie Kaboom..."
Katie: "Go perfecto! Go perfecto!"
"Shut up. Minerva Mink!"
Minerva: "Why do I always have to be in the corner?"
"The Mime!"
Mime: "Pick me!"
"Hello Nurse!"
Hello Nurse: "Don't pick him! We bet the one picked later will have to buy the other a Vermonster! And by the way, my real name is Helena."
"Pinky!"
Pinky: "Narf!"
"Brain!"
Brain: "I can use this TV broadcast to hypnotize the viewers and rule the world!"
"Otto Scratchandsniff!"
Otto: "Did you vatch ze game last night?"
"Ralph the Guard!"
Ralph: "Yeah. Anadulu Efes are losers. Lost to Maccabi by 39 points!"
"Thaddeus Plotz!"
Thaddeus: "No, you idiot! It was the baseball game between Acme Acres and Acme Falls!"
"Pesto!"
Pesto: "Coo you!"
"Slappy Squirrel!"
Slappy: "Not so loud, kid- I'm old!"
"Skippy Squirrel!"
Skippy: "I love my aunt Slappy."
"Flavio the hippo!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Wait, what?"
"And Marita the hippo!"
Marita: "By saying "hippo" you mean that I am fat? I'm not fat! I'm just bigger than life itself!"
Mary: "So, Yakko, what are you waiting for? Pick a toon!"
Yakko: "I'll choose...Scratchy for the block!"
Mary: "OK. Otto, your question is- in how many countries women could vote since the first elections?"
Otto: "About forty."
(No one buzzes)
Mary: "In case no one buzzes the contestant who chose the toon must answer the question. Yakko, agree or disagree?"
Yakko: "Wow, I really don't know. I'll agree."
Mary: "Wrong. The correct answer is five- Mongolia, Israel, Cyprus, Bahrain and India. Now your second question, Otto-did Bugs bunny's voice actor was allergic to carrots?"
Otto: "Zere is no evidence for zat."
(Dot buzzes)
Mary: "What is your answer, dot?"
Dot: "I am Bugs Bunny's #1 fan. One time I met him and I asked him this question, and he said no, so I have to agree with scratchy."
Mary said "Otto's block belongs to dot!" while on the TV screen of all the K-ACME-TV watchers (almost all of the WB cartoon characters), a giant triangle appeared on Otto's block.
Wakko: "I'll take the mime for the block!"
Mime: "Ha! Now you have to buy me a Vermonster! Remember-5 butter pecans, 5 cherry gracias, 5 cinnamon buns and 5 vanillas. And no bananas on top! OK, so what is my question?"
Mary: "Which country won the most Eurovision song contests?"
Mime: "Ireland."
(Wakko buzzes)
Mary: "Agree or disagree?"
Wakko: "Agree!"
Mary: "Correct. Mime's block belongs to Wakko! Now Dot, pick a toon."
Dot: "I'll take...Hello nurse...sorry, Helena for the block."
Mary: "Helena, your question is-what is the meaning of life?"
Helena: "The answer, my friend, is "blowing in the wind", except for New Jersey,
Where what's blowing in the wind smells funny."
(Yakko buzzes)
Yakko: "I...agree!"
Mary: "I'm sorry, but it's incorrect. The answer like everybody knows is 42. Next question- a gator is greener or longer?"
Helena: "A gator is longer because it's also longer inside and it isn't green there. It's light pink mixed with granola-brown."
(Wakko buzzes)
Wakko: "I disagree. It's greener because it's green also in its' wide."
Mary: "Incorrect. Now the last question- what is Fifi La-fume's birthday?"
Helena: "October 4th, the independence day of Belgium. Oops, she's not Belgian..."
Dot: "I disagree. Me, Babs, Shirley and Fifi are very good friends. I remember the great birthday party we did her on july 14th. Technically she's 21, but actually she's always 12."
Mary: "Correct! Helena's square belongs to dot!"
Yakko: "I'll take...Katie Kaboom for the block!"
Mary: "Ok. Katie, your question is- is pie throwing still legal in cartoons?"
Katie: "Absolutely no."
(Yakko buzzes)
Yakko: "I disagree!"
Mary: "Is pie throwing legal? Let's find out!"
(Mary takes a giant pie and aims it at Katie)
Katie: "I'm warning you. I'm your cousin, and I'm way muscular than you. So if you want your body in one piece, you better not throw that pie."
Mary: "Wow wow wow. Calm down, okay? Here-"
(Putting the pie back)
"-You know what? I have an idea. Rodd, Ruby, can you please come here for a second? And bring your desert cart. Thank you!"
Just as she finished her sentence, two rats came to the studio, dragging a desert cart. They were Rodd (or Roderick) and Ruby (or Rubella), the two snob rats from perfecto prep school. Without hesitating, Mary putted her pie in the cart, took a giant cake and smashed it into Rodd's and Ruby's faces.
Wakko: "Finally these brats got what they deserve!"
Dot: "Plus, it's the first bad thing she did in the last 17 years."
The rats were shocked, they were humiliated, but the worse has yet to come- as inspector Gadget entered.
Yakko: "Gee, I guess Katie is right..."
Gadget: "Roderick Rat and Rhubella Rat, you're now arrested for smoking in a no-smoking place. I finally got you two!"
Rodd: "B...But it was 20 years ago!"
Gadget: "I don't care!" he handcuffed the two rats and walked with them off-stage.
Mary: "So I guess Katie's square belongs to Yakko! Now, Dot..."
Dot: "I'll choose...Ralph for the block!"
Mary: "Ralph, your question is- what is Minerva Mink doing in Soviet Russia?"
Minerva: "I'm not in Soviet Russia, I'm right here!"
Ralph: "In Soviet Russia, Minerva minks you!"
(Wakko buzzes)
Wakko: "I agree."
Mary: "Wakko wins the block! No, Yakko, choose a toon!"
Yakko: "I'll choose...Yuval for the block!"
Mary: "So Yuval, is it true that Sonic the hedgehog dumped Amy Rose and he's now dating Cream the rabbit?"
Yuval: "Yeah. These are shocking news; I thought they will be together forever! You could see the love between those guys... My girlfriend Katie read it in one of her magazines and told me about it."
(Wakko buzzes)
Wakko: "I agree!"
Mary: "and Wakko got that square! Wakko, pick a toon."
Wakko: "I'll choose...Flavio for the block."
Mary: "Flavio, your question is- what came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Flavio: "The egg."
(Yakko buzzes)
Yakko: "I...agree!"
Mary: "That's incorrect. The correct answer is scrambled eggs and Buffalo wings. Next question-is blue from Blue's clues boy or girl?"
Wakko: "Oh, I remember that series! I watched it a lot when I was younger. And I'm pretty sure Blue is a girl."
Mary: "And that's correct. Wakko, you won- you have three diagonal X's! You just won 100 grands! Congratulations! Watch us next time!"