Peter Benjamin Parker(Confused about his life and decisions leading up to this point in his life):22 years old, meta human,friends with Iron Man,Can mathematically prove that Transformers 4 is terrible.

Lena Oxton(Is going through constant nerdgasms after meeting Spider-man):21 years old,Brunette,Her best friend is a giant, talking, hyper-intelligent ape, cheats every time she races someone.

Wade Winston Wilson(Deadpool):Raging Sex Machine, Loves chimi-

"Wait I didn't write that."

"I did!" A Ryan Reynolds sounding voice said

"Oh god please strike me dead."
"Yes it is I Deadpool! The Merc With a Mouth,Ninja Spider-man,the man who out grossed Batman and Superman, well it was only domestically but y'know who gives a shit?"

"Kill me."

"Ugh I'm a mess!" Peter screamed into his pillow

"Yeah you are." Johnny replied

"I wish I was dead!" Peter yelled

"Is this about that girl you met?"

"What, no what do you think this is some kinda fanfiction?"

"Anyway what's wrong with you?"

"Tony forced me to go on vacation."

"And that's a bad thing….. Why?

"They were just about to go into space and fight Thanos."

"Aw poor thing."

Johnny sat down on Peter's bed/couch and began sarcastically patting him on the back Y'know like a douche.

"So why can't you go into space?"

"My powers aren't working."
"What since when?"

"Since yesterday. But don't worry this happens every year."

"So like a yearly form of a man period but with spider powers."

"Basically."

Then seemingly there to make sure the writer didn't have to write more banter, there was a knock at the door. Peter forced himself out of his bed/couch and answered the door.

"Hello.. oh it's you."

"Aww I love you too." Deadpool replied

"Why exactly are you here?"

"Well to kick your ass for breaking the fourth wall because that's my thing and to watch you."

"Watch me why?"

Deadpool shrugged "Iron man told me to."

Peter sighed as Deadpool walked over to his fridge and pulled out a beer.
"Why do you have this if you can't get drunk?" He opened the bottle and began drinking it.

"You can't either so why are you drinking it?"

"Good point."

Then (Because Fanfiction) there was another knock so Peter went to Answer the door.

"Yes?"

"Oh hi I'm your new neighbor."

I was Lena A.K.A Tracer.

"Man this really is a fanfiction" Deadpool said

And with that the second chapter comes close and don't worry there will be more Deadpool

"There better be."

"Deadpool just end your own life."

"Hahahaha I can see the angry comments from miles away."