Ways to annoy:
KISAME
When he walks into a room, yell "I FOUND NEMO!"
Put something small in each of his gills.
Poke his mucsles and say that he has a lot of boobs
When he's washing the bandages around his sword, throw a red sock in the washer with it.
Use scotch tape to try and expand his eyes.
Keep trying to jump on his back.
Ask him if Suigetsu is his and Hidan's love child.
File down his teeth while he sleeps.
Eat sushi in front of him and chew very, very slowly.
Make him shark fin soup.
Insist that he is a smurf that was given away due to his large size.
Keep whispering "Forever alone." in his ear.
Play the song "I'm blue."
Insist he has a crush on Ariel.
Wrap green ducktape around his legs.
Ask him why him and Itachi have matching nail polish.
Dye his skin and hair purple.
Get a gold fish and drop it in the garbage disposal while he's watching.
Play with his gills.
Do yoga on his sword.
Tell him to take off his high heels.
Search him for any other gills.
Call the cops on him and say that he was molesting dolphins.
Chase him around with a knife and butter.
Hook him with a fishing rod.
Ask him if he has gill periods.
Write ItaKisa fanfics and show the others and say Kisame wrote them.
Shove fish sticks in his ears.
Ask him if when he gets a sunburn if he turns purple.
When he's watching "The Little Mermaid" tell him his nose is bleeding.
Tell him he sounds like Batman.
Set him up on a date with a fish stick.
Glue a pair of Konan or Koyuki's underwear to his sword. (Koyuki is in Akatsuki x Koyuki)
Laugh as he gets chased around.
Tell him the the seagulls will come for him.
When he's at the beach, glue bread to his back and watch him run from the seagulls.
Spit in his gills and say "Your welcome."
Spray him and everything he touches with disinfectant.
Push him in a pool and say "Be free!"
Buy him fish oil.