Brenda: hi everyone! so in the last chapter solid snake breaks the plasma T.V. during a party ( ahem!) and goes to best buy to buy a new one, with falco and fox accompanying him to the store. ( little does he know that his credit card has expired!) so now here they are back at the mansion where everyone sits bored as heck.
Falco: so should we help pitch in to buy a new T.V even though solid snake broke it?!
Samus: I think that we should just wait until Christmas until we get a new plasma T.V. since it's like three days away...
Ness: then I think that he should ask santa to bring him one (Ness says as he's rudely interrupted by solid snake saying that santa isn't real!)
Ness: of course he's real why wouldn't he be?!
Solid snake: because he doesn't bring the presents!
Ness: then who does?
Solid snake: because....
Ness:....
Samus: see you don't even have proof that santa isn't real!
Solid snake: aw! ( censored!) forget it I just hate the holiday is all!
Samus: why?
Solid snake: because it's a sorry day for losers to go buy stuff for others who most of them do not give them anything back! and everybody depends on this Fat Guy to go deliver presents! ( if you ask me it's just stupid!)
Samus: okay your loss ( she says as she skips merrily to tell everybody that Christmas was coming up!)
as Samus quickly skips away to tell everybody the news, link and Ganondorf had heard that Solid Snake didn't believe in santa Claus!
Kecia: wait isn't Link one of Santa's helpers or something like that?!
Lizzy: No that's just stupid! who has ever heard of the hero of time working part time for Santa?!
Brenda: well you both are wrong! except that one of Link's cousins works for santa part time!
Kecia: well you can just ( censored!)
Lizzy: when ever will we get to say Cuss words?!
Brenda: never! since that this story is rated T for Teen!
anyways link walks over to where solid snake is and begins to preach about santa Claus ( oh brother!)
Link: Santa's real bro! ( he said while trying to get tough with him which honestly doesn't work cuz he's not at all buff like solid snake is! )
Solid snake:.....
Ganondorf: no you idiot let me try to persuade him! ( Ganon says as he pushes link out of the way.)
Ganondorf: so you see there's this holiday where this fat dude comes...
Link: IT's Santa Claus!! link yelled
Ganondorf: I was getting to that Geezz... (Ganon growls at link where he stands frozen because he is scared of Ganondorf)( he's such a pansy!)
Solid snake: enough you two!! look I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS! WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU GUYS GET?!( solid snake yelled at the two helpless santa believers!)
Link: But it's never fun if you don't believe! ( link tried to protest)
Ganondorf: If you are so sure that santa Claus isn't real, then why don't we make a bet you and I?! (Ganondorf chuckled silently as he said this)
Solid snake: like what?!
Ganondorf: like instead of you buying that new plasma T.V. for everybody, then I would have to buy that new plasma T.V. for everybody! wadda say?!
Solid snake: okay! what have I got to lose except for my sanity?!
Ganondorf: good! now all we have to do is write the letters to Santa!
Link: YEY!
Solid snake: now wait a mo fo minute here! (he says as he gets dragged off with what he considered the two hopeless santa believers! into the living room to go get a pen and some paper.)
Samus: wait for all of us to sign the letter okay?!( she says as everyone forms a line in order to sign the letter!)
at the end of the singing the letter ends up saying this: Dear santa, I Mario on behalf of all the ssbb members, am wishing for whatever everyone's wishing for that night! cuz you can read minds right?!
Kecia: wait! he can read minds too?!
Lizzy: Noo! He can hear our thoughts!!! is there no privacy!??
Brenda: .... I just said that he could read minds so that I wouldn't have to type up a huge letter for all 28 contestants of ssbb!!!!
Kecia and lizzy : ohhh!!
Link: now that that's done now we have to decorate and go shopping for the big Christmas feast!!! ( link hollered)
Link: okay so who wants to do the shopping?!
I will! piped up Peach, Zelda, and Samus.
And so who wants to do the decorating?! Link asked
No one answered him and all was silent until...
Link: fine I'll hang up the lights! but who else will help me with other stuff!?
Mario: just as long as I'm not the one who's hanging up the lights!
link: Well fine, Mario you can hold the ladder for me! while Ganondorf puts all the other decorations up!
Ganondorf: why meee!?
Link: because I said so! and plus no one else wants to help so um... yeah your stuck doing it!!!
Ganondorf:....
Kirby: poi!!
Link: oh yeah I guess you will have at least on or maybe two more helpers.....
Meta knight: I will also help you Ganon.
Link: if you need any help call me! (he hollered as he took the ladder outside and Mario helped him by carrying the lights out the door.)
Ganondorf: okay so umm.... yeah
outside we can now see Link and Mario trudging out the front door and onto the front lawn when all of a sudden Thwack!!!
Link: Obuch! By nose bario be moor careful wid dat!
Mario: oh so sorry link! (and as he looks back he cries mama mia! and runs away!)
Link:...
then we can see Mario run back towards his helpless friend who has a bloody nose and which has gotten on his poor tunic!
Link: awb grebt! ( link says as he holds his nose to stop the bleeding which doesn't work so um yeah he runs into the house to go wash his face off and wash off his poor tunic!)
Mario: guess I'll be doing this myself!! he says as he walks up the ladder and starts hanging up the lights)
meanwhile.....
so Zelda what should we get to eat?! the usual turkey or the spiral ham?! peach said as she walked into the grocery store with them
Zelda: we should probably get both seeing everybody's here for Christmas this year!
Samus: so what should we get to drink!?
Peach: something NON- ALCOHALIC!
the three of them started laughing as they heard this
Solid snake: Achoo!!!! ( wait is somebody talking about me?!)
apparently solid snake is helping Mario hanging the lights when all of a sudden...
BZZT! CRASH!
Mario: did you plug in the lights yet?!
Solid snake: .....
Mario: I thought I heard something? are you oaky?
just then Mario turns around to find out that solid snake just got electrocuted!
Mario:... Not again!!!
Meanwhile inside the mansion....
Ganondorf: Umm. did I hang it correctly?! Link what do you think?!
Link: what?!
just then link turns around to see that the wreath is hung the wrong way...
Link: ummm... I think you should turn it a little more to the left... no right... no left... no now right....
Ganondorf: all right all right!! how does this look?!
Link: no! no! no! here let me do it!!
then link snatches the wreath out of Ganondorf's hand as he puts it up yet again apparently in the wrong way....
Ganondorf: umm link it still doesn't look right!!!
Just then we see the wreath with the bow on the underside of it!
Link: I know I know!! This is like a puzzle or something!?
just then meta knight walks in and link asks for his opinion...
Meta knight: I think you should turn it to the 12: 00 position!
Link: what does that mean?!(apparently he is a redneck after all!)
Meta knight then grabs the wreath and places it apparently in the 12:00 position( there! he exclaims)
Link and Ganondorf: wow are you like a magician?!
Meta knight:...
After about 2 hours....
Were back!! the three girls exclaimed as they walked in the door and...
Zelda: oh my god link what happened to you?!
Mario: Umm I can explain!? he said as he had already begun to run away from her!!
Zelda: WHAT DID YOU DO????!!!( she growled at Mario)
Mario: umm... I accidently hit link in the face with the ladder?!
Zelda: Oh that's a relief I thought that you two were fighting again!!
Mario: Phew! ( he said as his life was apparently spared at the moment.)
Mario: and as for solid snake...
Samus: what happened to snake???
Mario: umm... he got electrocuted!?
Samus: YOU (CENSORED!) DID YOU MAKE SURE THAT THE LIGHTS DIDN"T HAVE A CUT FUSE?!
Mario: ummm... No!?
Samus: why oh why do we have to live with such simpletons in this house?! she says as she storms out of the room.
Kecia: hey why do we live with such simpletons?!
Brenda: SHHH!!!
The night before Christmas....
so when the Christmas meal was over everybody went to bed ( except for Ganondorf, Link, and Solid snake. Because they wanted to prove to him that Santa Claus was real.)
Kecia: Wait who doesn't believe in santa again?!
Lizzy: It's solid snake who doesn't believe in santa!
Kecia: ohh yeah that's right!
SO then they crept down the stairs and waited...
Two hours later...
Solid snake: Hah! I so told you that santa isn't real!
Link: then what's that?!
Solid snake: what where?! (and he turns around seeing nothing.)
Solid snake: There's nothing there you simpleton! he says smacking Link across the head!
Ganondorf: wait look! there he is !!!
Solid snake: wait I'm not falling for that yet again...
Ganondorf: I can't believe it its s.s.s.s..! ssssanta!
Solid snake: what?! (then he turns around and sees santa Claus!)
Link: ha told you right back at ya!hah!
Ganondorf: quickly now let's go to bed!!! so were not on the naughty list!!!
Link and solid snake: yeah right! they say in union as they quickly and quietly head off to bed....
CRASH!!!
Solid snake: what was that!?
Ganondorf: I don't know look let's just go to bed!!
Link: no wait!! I think something's wrong with santa!!!
Solid snake and Ganondorf: fine!!! ( they say as they go back downstairs to find santa passed out!)
Link: what could have done this to him????!!!
Kecia: NOOO!!! santa why why!!!???
Lizzy: Sniff sniff... no more presents!?
Brenda: ......
Wait guys I think I may know what did this to him!!! but why I followed the cookie recipe just right!? solid snake said.
Link: so you made the cookies...
Ganondorf: and Santa's not waking up...
Link: so that must mean that you killed santa! ( he exclaimed)
Ganondorf: With your cooking?! end of chapter 2