First off, I want to say thank you to everybody that helped me out. ;) I can finally get this story started. Second, I want to thank walleye26 for helping me write this. Enjoy.

Chris's POV

The 15 contestants were swimming for their lives. Several of them were strong enough swimmers, that they could get to shore, but some needed a little motivation. And by motivation, I mean explosives. Luckily, Chef installed some underwater mines for me to set off when I was bored. Unfortunately, the remote wasn't working. So here I was, watching 15 ungrateful teens getting off way to easy. Luckily, we still had the giant squid. A tall willowy girl, with grayish skin disappeared under the water's surface. Oh well, one less teenager for me to deal with.

The first person to arrive on the beach was a tall and slightly tan boy; he had on hiking boots, a white shirt, and a dark blue jacket. His steel blue eyes were barely hidden by his dirty blonde hair, "Welcome to Total Drama Movie Mash Alex…or are you Alec?"

"I'm Alex," he answered wistfully.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes," he said with a heavy Australian accent.

"Positive?"

"I think so."

"…Cool!"

"Am I the first to arrive?"

"You sure are mate," I replied, he frowned at my fake accent and said, "Not cool man."

I was about to say something when another contestant dragged herself onto the beach. She looked like she had stepped right out of a beauty salon. Her hair was neatly combed and styled. She had somehow managed to keep her face out of the water, because her makeup was untouched, to be honest, she didn't look wet whatsoever.

"Alexia, welcome to Total Drama!"

"Thanks Chris, aside from blowing us up, you're not so bad."

I laughed evilly, "Just you wait!"

Alexia stared at me for a moment, before saying, "Anyway, I came here to show that rich kids can win these things."

I rolled my eyes, "Yeah, you made that quite clear in your audition tape. Care to explain why you aren't wet?"

"No I'm good. Fine, I'll tell you. I said I wanted to prove that rich kids could win; I never said rich kids would win fairly. I have the Emergency Lifeboat Supplier Service on speed dial."

"That's…um…great." I said, "Moving on, everybody meet Sam!" Everybody stared at the empty beach, then, a young boy, about 16 years old, walked across the shore. He had brown hair and brown eyes. His T-Shirt didn't match his denim shorts, which really irked me, but I decided not to say anything. The boy walked silently over to Alexia, "Hey," he said to her. She responded by walking him upside the head. Alexia glared at him before turning her gaze to the beach, where the tall willowy girl, we thought was eaten by the giant squid, staggered onto the beach, "Everyone, this is Rachel." Rachel collapsed on the spot, earning worried looks from Alexia and Alex, Sam just stared at her.

Alexia's POV

That Sam guy is really a creeper. I hope he doesn't hit on me again. If he does, he won't be so keen to be in the competition. If it means anything, I don't need the million bucks. My Dad's a trillionare. The prize money of $ 1,000,000,001 is probably one 8th of my monthly allowance. I glared at that Sam kid one more time, before listening to Chris introduce the next contestant, "This is Jason." A boy, a little taller than the creeper, Sam, jogged over to us. He shot a concerned glance at Rachel before greeting Chris. Jason had blonde hair and icy blue eyes. He looked like a boy that surfed a lot. Oh great, I thought, A male version of Bridgette. He smiled at everyone and listened to Sam sincerely, "Did you know that more people are killed by vending machines each year than underwear?" Jason shook his head.

"Those facts was useless and look, there's Runo!" I turned around and gasped at who I saw.

Who did Alexia see exactly? You'll find out. That vending machine fact is completely true...I think. What do you guys think?