Prompt: Violence in modern society: causes and cures
There is a lot of violence in our society. Murders, robberies, we see those everyday in the news. Psychologists insist that children are being influenced by TV and videogames.
But that's a lie. We know the truth. The cause of all this is Winnie the Pooh, who uses subliminal messages in cartoons that kids watch. Before they turn five it's already too late.
In fact, all the cartoons, games, and music made for children are full of Winnie the Pooh's wickedness. The only way to protect the children is to lock them all in basements until they are twenty. This way, they won't get tarnished by Pooh's influence and all violence will vanish.