"WOWEE! I have always wanted to breathe under water!" Patrick exclaimed.
Then they went to the Krusty Krab.
"I have to go to work now. You two can stay here as long as you like. Just don't try and molest (that means bother in Spanish) the customers," Spongebob said. "DAHAHAHAHAHAGMFJA!"
"That's right my baby sponge. It's hip to be square, if ya know what I mean?" Patrick said.
They then sat at the table and Squidward came to take their orders.
"Hey there poppet, mind if I suck that sweet penile nectar of yours as my main entree?" Nigel asked.
"Not before you let me fondle your dolphin balls, stranger," Squidward replied.
Then he went down on his knees and forced the whole length of Nigel's shaft into his mouth. Nigel grabbed the back of Squidward's head and forced him to suck harder. Squidward then fingered Nigel's anus with some of his other tentacles.
Mr. Krabs angrily walked over to their table.
"What is going on here?" Mr. Krabs cried.
Patrick hardened at the sight of Mr. Krabs glorious, red and meaty claws. He imagined Mr. Krabs stroking him and cutting up his shaft.
"Nothing sir!" Patrick exclaimed. "But would you be interested in giving me a *SNORT* clawjob (TEEHEE) with your big meaty claws? I'll give you a dollar."
"Deal!" Krabs replied as he took out Patrick's dick and stroked it up and down between his claws. Patrick's penis started to hurt and turn raw. Mr. Krabs claw was cutting into his skin, causing him to bleed. Mr. Krabs smirked and licked the penis blood from in between his claw.
After a whole day of sucking and fucking, Spongeboob's shift was over. He suggested thAT Nigel and Patrick stay at his place, to which the two obliged.
Patrick and Nigel went upstairs with Spongebob. Then Spongebob accidentally dropped something.
"Whoops, silly me!" Spongebob said as he bent over, giving Nigel and Patrick a glorious full view of Spongebob's prolapsed, bright red, shit covered rectum. "Do you boys mind putting this back into place for me?"
Patrick and Nigel exchanged smiles before getting on their knees. They tongued the collapsed rectal wall, licking the feces and mucus lining it. Nigel smacked his lips as he swallowed the thick mucus discharge, spitting onto Spongebob's anus and biting it, attempting to push it back into his anus. Patrick did the same with his tongue as he felt his penis harden. He guided Nigel's hand to his member, and Nigel stroked until Patrick skeeted creamy delight all over Spongebob's prolapse. Spongebob started to shit and it seeped onto the rectal prolapse. Patrick and Nigel continued to furiously suck and tongue Spongebob's shitty and cum covered juicy gusher. Patrick bit into it again, stretching the prolapse and biting some of it off, chewing and swallowing it with a satisfying gulp. Nigel then whipped out his dolphin erection and forced it into Spongebob's prolapse. The moist and squishyness felt so amazing on his penis, and Spongebob rocked his hips to Nigel's thrusting motions. Nigel ejaculated into the reddened protruding rectal flower as Spongebob shat and came onto his chest one last time.
They were unable to fully push the walls back into Spongebob's rectum, but Sponebob was still satisfied, and so were the two men turned dolphins.
"Thank you both for attempting to repair my rectal prolapse. I am thankful for you two beauties and your bountiful libidos," Spongebob said as he left to take a shower.
Nigel grinned and jumped into the bed. "This is the life!" he cried.
"Yeah, I guess so," Patrick murmured.
"What? You don't like eating the shit off of Spongebob's prolapsed anus?" Nigel asked. "What about if you rub my buttcheeks onto my flaccid penis?"
That was Patrick's favorite activity. He loved it when Nigel's penis was flaccid because it isn't too stiff to lodge in betwixt his tender asscheeks.
"No, I do like that. But I want more. You know, I was thinking that I want to take over the Krusty Krab."
"How do you suppose you do that?"
"We kill Spongebob."
"What?" Nigel cried. "Why would you do that?"
"It's the only way to step up to my ultimate powers," Patrick replied. "Listen Nigel, I have spent my whole life being shit on by unsuspecting passengers on the crowded train to Beijing. I have to tried to step up my game, and I have, but it is not good enough. It's never good enough. I need more."
Tears streaked Nigel's cheeks. "Patrick, I-I can't."
"You have to."
Nigel let out a cry and shook his head as he bit his lip.
"Please Nigel. Do this for me. Please. I'm begging you."
Nigel sighed. "Okay, I'll do it."
"Good." Patrick then got up and produced a knife from his penile slit. He went into the bathroom. Spongebob's bloodcurdling screams echoed throughout the whole pineapple.
"OH GOD PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Spongebob cried.
Nigel sobbed, covering his ears as slimy mucus trailed onto his lips. When Patrick came out of the bathroom with a bloody knife, Nigel fainted.
The next morning, Nigel awoke to a half-empty bed. He slowly got up.
"Patrick?" He called. "Patrick, Poppet, where are you?"
Nigel saw a trail of blood near the opened bathroom door. He hesitated, shaking his head and stifling a cry before turning on the lights. Once he did, he saw Spongebob, dead and propped upright on the toilet with blood seeping from his stab wounds.
Nigel gasped, shaking, his knees buckling to the ground. He fingered Spongebob's anus. It felt cold. Nigel let out another cry, sobbing into his legs.
"I'm so sorry Sponebob. I'm so, so sorry. I should've never let this happen!"
Spongebob's penis suddenly got hard. Nigel heard Spongebob's voice, but it wasn't coming from Spongebob.
"Avenge me Nigel! I want you to kill Patrick Bateman, make him get down on his knees and lick your asshole clean!"
"But how, Spongebob? He's too powerful!"
"You can do it Nigel. I believe in you. But first you have to jerk me off."
Nigel masturbated Spongebob. The sponge then gloriously splooged a glittery white onto Nigel's face. Nigel licked the succulent goodness off of his lips and soon felt an amazing power overcome him like he had never felt before. He gave Spongebob a last kiss goodbye and left him to decay on the toilet.
When Nigel arrived at the Krusty Krab, Patrick had murdered and sodomized and raped everyone. He was covered in blood and cum. He then turned his head to Nigel.
"Nigel!" Patrick cried. Before he could run to his lover, Nigel produced a gun.
"Not one step closer, you piece of shit," Nigel said coldly.
"Sweetie, what are you doing? Put the gun down," Patrick replied.
Nigel started to tear up. "I trusted you. I thought you were good, Patrick. I thought that you, me and Spongebob could live the rest of our days as lovers, peacefully."
"We still can, Nigel. But we don't need Spongebob. We can rule the world, the both of us. Don't you see? Taking over Bikini Bottom is only the beginning. We are powerful, talking dolphins. We can force other humans as our slaves, and reproduce with them to make an army of half-human half-dolphin babies."
"Patrick..."
"All of our troubles will be gone. As long as you stay with me."
Nigel shook his head before dropping the gun and collapsing into Patrick's flippers. Suddenly, a gunshot resonated. Nigel's head shot up. He slowly reached for his anal slit. When he drew back his flipper, there was blood. He collapsed to the ground, convulsing.
"Why, Patrick? Why?"
"You're too weak, Nigel. I can't let you stand in the way of my dreams."
Patrick knelt down by the quivering Nigel. He gently closed Nigel's eyes. As he took his last breath, Patrick gently kissed him on the lips.
"Goodbye."
Later on, Patrick was unable to carry out his plan. The humans had polluted the waters so much that all the marine animals died. The human population was soon more than the Earth could handle. Thus, all humans and animals eventually died off. After humans ruined the planet, the Earth could never become habitable again, the human population had soon become a spec of dust in the vastness known as space.