A/N: I'm trying really hard to keep Leon in character here... in my headcannon all attractive guys are a little gay. XD This is for Genesis who asked very nicely that I continue! ^^ Thank you for giving me a kick in the ass to write this. I've got Adam Lambert in the head, and as far as I'm concerned, when I write Dante gay, I think of Adam Lambert. How can you not?

Demon Kill

Dante snored loudly at his desk while Leon worked on the couch. He sighed, and picked up a pillow. Leon smirked as he lobbed it at Dante's head. All he accomplished was knocking the magazine from his face. Leon laughed and shook his head as he went back to work, Dante still snoring. He'd been there for almost a week, checking reports for outbreaks and doing Claire's paperwork, but mostly he was trying to resist Dante.

Leon was getting more and more annoyed with Dante's snoring, and the constant blaring rock music.

"Dante. Wake up. Dante. Dante! DANTE!" Nothing. The demon slayer didn't even move. Leon turned off the stereo and Dante instantly shot out of his chair.

"The fuck did I say about my stereo?"

"How the hell... I yelled and screamed and you didn't even flinch!"

"Turn it on again, and let me fucking sleep!" Dante growled as he sat down again, his feet on the desk. Leon flicked on the stereo and sat down defeated.

"That asshole..." But as much as Leon wanted to think he couldn't stand Dante, his arrogant charm was wearing on him. He went back to work, his gaze stopping on the slumbering demonslayer. As he let his mind wander, an odd thought hit him.

"God, I want him to fuck me." Leon looked away quickly.

"That thought never happened..." he mumbled as he got back to work.

Dante's hands trailed down Leon's chest.

"Let's get you out of that leather baby." Leon didn't object as Dante rook off his leather jacket and his hands traveled under his shirt. Leon pulled off his shirt. Dante tossed his trenchcoat aside and pushed Leon to the couch. He pulled off Leon's jeans, a smirk across his lips.

"Dante."

"Shh. You'll be saying my name plenty soon Leon."

"Dante!"

"What the...?

"Dante! Wake up!"

"Wha... what?" Dante opened his eyes, seeing Leon standing over him fully dress, a glare on his face. Dante sighed.

"I was having a good dream," Dante said as he glared at Leon.

"I can tell." Leon pointed down. Dante looked.

"Oh..." His pants had felt a little tight.

"Wanna help me out?"

"No. Lady called. There's a demon to kill." Dante nodded.

"All right. Get me a glass of cold water and we'll go in five." Leon sighed as Dante stretched. He handed Dante the glass, which he downed, and grabbed his guns. Leon walked out the door, Dante behind him. They got into Leon's car, Dante looking serious.

"What? No jokes?

"We're going to kill something. I have to pay attention. You don't move as fast as they do, so I have to watch your ass."

"Sounds like you're concerned for me."

"Had to watch enough people die. I'm not watching you die too. And it'd be a waste of an attractive man," Dante replied as he checked his guns.

They arrived in a park, Dante alert as he pulled out his sword, keeping Ebony in his left hand. He could feel the demon there. He just had to wait for it to show. Leon had his pistol, watching. Something moved. Leon turned.

"Relax. Stay still. Thye move a lot faster than you do." Then as Leon turned, something was rushing toward him. It was too fast. He could only throw up his arms, and close his eyes.

"Shit." Nothing ever touched him. He opened his eyes to see Dante in front of him, sword blocking a demon.

"Hello ugly." Dante threw it backwards, his face showing his bloodlust. He shot. Dodged. Leon pulled out his pistol and shot. Nothing. It charged at him again. Leon fell to the ground. Dante dove in front of him drawing his sword down in one heavy stroke. The demon slumped to the ground... in two halves. The demonslayer put his sword on his back and sighed.

"Man, that wasn't even fun..."

"Dan... Dante... you... saved my life..." Dante sighed again and helped Leon up.

"You realize you were never in any danger right? That thing isn't even worth mentioning. Lady wouldn't even need her big guns for that peice of dogshit." He flicked his silver hair out of his eyes and went to the car again.

"How can he be so unconcerned?"

"Are you coming Leon? I'd really like to get back to my dream of you with less clothes!" Leon shook his head, following Dante to the car. As he drove back to Devil May Cry, it hit him. Dante said he was dreaming about him.

"That's interesting." He thought about asking, but decided he had a better question.

"Why Devil May Cry?"

"I always say devils never cry... since I've realized it's not entirely true. So, Devil May Cry is a joke."

"So... devils cry?"

"Sometimes. You'll likely never see it."

"So you don't cry?" Leon asked.

"Not in a while." Dante was distant, and looked saddened. Leon felt guilty.

"Want to stop and get a pizza on the way home?"

"Are you buying?"

"Why not."

"Hell yes!" Leon laughed as he drove toward a pizza shop. He had to admit, Dante's charm was getting to him. A lot.

A/N: Finally... I feel like that took forever... Logan bothering me, and Ryan locating all kinds of sexy videos of Adam Lambert... it's a miracle I got anything done. I just have to say one thing; Adam Lambert singing Somebody to Love. *Dies* Anyway, I love where this is headed, I apologize for any odd music references I may use. ^.^