This is Chapter 2
Naruto and Sasuke went to Gaara's village. They found Temari.
"Hey Temari, will you be Kakashi's wife?" Naruto said.
"No, Shikamaru is my boyfriend." Temari said.
"What should we do Sasuke?" Naruto said.
"We could kill Shikamaru," Sasuke said.
"OK." Naruto said.
Naruto and Sasuke then left the Sand village and returned to Kanuha. They found Choji.
"Hey Choji where is Shikamaru?" Naruto said.
"He's gone on a mission." Choji said.
"Where?" Sasuke said.
"I don't know." Choji said.
"Fuck. It will take too long for us to find Shikamaru. Let's go find another girl." Sasuke said.
Naruto and Sasuke then went to the Clouds village. The first girl they found was the raikage's hot secretary.
"Hey will you marry Kakashi?" Naruto said.
"I can't I am the raikage's mistress." The raikage's hot secretary said.
"We could kill the raikage." Sasuke said.
"You can't. The Raikage is away on business." The raikage's hot secretary said.
"Fuck. What should we do Sasuke?" Naruto said.
"Hey Sasuke Naruto." Sakura said. "I followed you here all the way from Kanuha."
"Maybe we could go to rain village?" Naruto said. "Is that Haku girl still single?"
"Haku was a boy Naruto. And he's dead." Sasuke said.
"Oh yeah my bad. What about that hot chick in that akatski?" Naruto said.
"Good idea Naruto." Sasuke said. "Lets go find akatski."
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura then went to akatski base. Kisame was there.
"Hey Kisame where is that girl with the blue hair?" Sasuke said.
"Konan is upstairs." Kisame said.
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura then went upstairs. Konan was there.
"Hey you please be Kakashi's wife." Naruto said.
"I don't know Kakashi well we have never talked to each other." Konan said.
"Kakashi is amazing guy." Naruto said. "He's rich handsome and funny."
"I didn't know he was rich." Konan said.
"He is." Naruto said. "He owns a big company."
"No he doesn't." Sakura said.
"I didn't know Kakashi was handsome. How can you tell under his mask?" Konan said.
"I've seen under his mask if I was gay I would fuck him he's so hot." Naruto said.
"You've never seen under his mask." Sakura said.
"And Kakashi's funny too." Konan said.
"Yeah he cracks me up all the time." Sasuke said.
"You've only just come back to the village." Sakura said.
"I am very tempted but I cannot leave akatski. Since Pain is dead the members are relying on me." Konan said.
"What if there was no akatski? Would then marry Kakashi?" Sasuke said
"Sure I don't see why not." Konan said.
"Naruto let's go kill the other akatski members." Sasuke said.
"OK." Naruto said.
Naruto and Sasuke went downstairs. Kisame was there.
"Hey Sasuke how did it go with Konan?" Kisame said.
"Chidori." Sasuke said. He stabbed Kisame with his chidori. Kisame fell down dead. "One down two to go."
Part 3 which is also the final part is coming soon.