Bella POV

I walked over to the guy that was staring at me. "Why are you staring? It's not nice to stare" I told him giving him my best shot at a glare.

"Bella I came back to see you" the weird guy said. How did he know my name? STALKER! The next thing I knew his lips were crushing down on mine. I tried to push him away but he wouldn't move so I kicked him were the sun don't shine.

He pulled away and a screamed "Emmett he tried to rip my lips off!" Emmett was beside me in a second. Wow is he magical?

"Bella he just kissed you" Emmett said glaring at the guy who was on the ground in pain.

"Oh, lip rape, lip rape" I screamed running back to the jeep falling a few times.

Emmett POV

I almost died laughing when Bella ran away from Jacob screaming 'Lip rape'.

"What the hell" Jacob asked trying to stand up. I just shrugged and ran back to the jeep. I found Bella standing there trying to get into the car.

"Emmett someone glued the door shut" she said.

"No, Bella I just need to unlock it." Man she doesn't take very well to alcohol does she?

"Emmett who was that guy back there" she whispered when we got into the car.

"No one of any importance Bella" Ha, Edward will be happy I said that. Maybe then he won't be so mad that Bella's wasted. "Besides we have to be getting home before Edward worries to much."

"Who's Edward? That's a weird name too, who would name there kid Edward?" Shit she didn't remember Edward. Oh isn't this lovely? We got home after a long 20 minutes of Bella singing 'I'm bringing sexy back' over and over again for some reason. Oh and lucky me we were greeted by Alice. I hope she didn't see me spike Bella's drink.

"Bella she said pulling her out of the jeep. "I need to ask you some stuff about the wedding."

"What wedding? Are you getting married?" Shit.

"…Your wedding, you know were you'll be marrying Edward." Alice gave her a wary look.

"Ok who is Edward? And why would I want to marry him?" Alice turned to me. I though she was going to yell but instead she just smiled. It wasn't a good smile either I could tell she was going to tell Edward.

She was gone before I would stop her. Shit, I ran after her forgetting we were leaving Bella alone, and drunk.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. :[

But if I get 5 reviews by tonight I'll update tomorrow!

Yeah this was a short chapter too but I think the next one is longer.