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Dear Diary,

Today was such a weird day. It all started when I was playing on my phone, and I get a text message. I open it and found out it was Kaito.

"I need your help"-Kaito. I wonder why he needs my help, he barely talks to me! Gosh he doesn't even say hi! I groaned and I text him back.

"Fine what is it?"- Neru

A few minutes later I got another text message, so I open it.

"I want you to teach me on how to be a troll"- Kaito

"What the hell?" I laughed. Kaito as a troll, he must be joking.

"You're joking, right?"- Neru

Then I waited for him to send back his answer. Ten minutes later he did and I opened the text message, again.

"No I'm not. PLEASE TEACH ME NERU D: !"- Kaito

Okay maybe ice cream lover isn't joking. But I wonder why he wants to troll, he's too nice and stuff. If a Troll School existed he would get a F+ on his exams, yeah he's that nice. But since he really that desperate, I'll help because I pity the childish 20-year-old guy. I grabbed my phone and quickly texted him back.

"Fine, I'll go over there right now, sheesh!"- Neru

So I got dressed in my usual casual clothes, grabbed my phone and laptop and began walking over to Kaito's house. Kaito lives near by Haku and I's house, so he's basically like 3 blocks away from my house. His house is a normal sized house, with a navy blue roof; it seems normal on the outside. When you go inside, it kind of clean but when you look into his refrigerator, the only thing you can find is ice cream.

"Gosh this guy is obsessed." I mumbled to myself.

"Hi Neru-chan!" Kaito greeted me and hugged me. I blushed and angrily told him, "Hey, let go of me!" He quickly let go of me and exclaimed, "Sorry, I'm just really happy to see you, anyways I really need your help."

I smiled and proudly answered, "No need to fear, the Internet Queen is here." Kaito then quickly got his silver Apple laptop, which has an ice cream sticker with a smiling face, I'm not surprised.

"So why do want me to teach you on how to be a troll." I asked with curiosity. Kaito looked at me, and his expression darkened.

"Its terrible, and I'll tell you later." he sighed as he started his laptop. Once the laptop started, he got on YouTube and clicked on Gakupo's video, Dancing Samurai.

"So you want to troll on Gakupo's video?" I guessed, and Kaito then turned to me, very shocked and gasped, "How did you know?! Are you psychic?" I quickly face palmed myself and groaned, "No you idiot, I just guessed."

"Okay so can you please teach me now?" Kaito pleaded.

"Fine then, rule number one, show NO MERCY!" I explained with him.

"Okay , show no mercy!" Kaito repeated as he typed into the computer and clicked send. I glanced at what he sent, and I was very shocked.

"SCREW GAKUPO, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE HIM, HE'S JUST A FEMIMINE, PEVERTED, SUCKISH, OLD SAMURAI THAT DESERVES TO BE IN RIN'S HAND GARDEN THINGY AND RUN OVER WITH A ROADROLLER!"- Ice cream lover

"Um…Kaito, I think that was a bit over the top…" I commented. I mean Gakupo is pretty perverted at times, especially one time when I was the beach with all the other vocaloids. I was minding my own business and playing in the water. My brother, Nero, told me to look down. I quickly did and saw Gakupo, underwater, stroking MY LEGS! Well I was pretty pissed off and I convinced Nero to chase after him, and we together beat up Gakupo. We didn't hurt him that much, he just had a nosebleed that lasted for 9 minutes and was still blushing. But he's nice and he doesn't really deserve the mean comments.

"But, he did something very terrible." Kaito hissed.

"What was it?" I asked and stared at him.

"He….He ate my last ice cream without my permission…" Kaito sobbed. I gave him a very intense stare and smacked him very hard on the head.

"YOU IDIOT, YOU GO AROUND TROLLING PEOPLE WITHOUT A GOOD REASON!" I yelled at him.

"My ice cream…" Kaito mumbled with sadness. I angrily sighed, "You can always buy ice cream at the supermarket." It was a very awkward silence as we stared at each other. I got a text message from Haku telling me to come back because she lost her keys because she was partying with Meiko.

"Well I've got to go, you better say sorry to eggplant moron." I explained to him.

"Oh okay, bye Neru, it was nice talking to you!" he answered with a kind smile. I exited the house and began walking to my house.

"Kaito seems to be a pretty good troll, maybe I should invite him next time to troll on Miku's facebook." I thought with an evil smirk.

"NERU, HELP ME! I LOST MY KEYS!" Haku yelled. Not again…Stupid Haku.

"Coming!" I answered as I rushed over there to help her. Well it just took 10 minutes just to find her keys, it was behind a bush. I would write more in this stupid, old book but Haku is calling me for dinner. Haku is okay at cooking, but thank goodness Nero isn't cooking. HE IS TERRIBLE.

"HURRY UP NERU!" called Nero.

"I'm coming, sheesh!"

Bye,

A very pissed off Neru